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*The_West*
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i dont know who she is or why she would be answering the iron, but i found it amusing nonetheless!Basikstylz said:
post up your best jokes
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Basikstylz
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*The_West* said:
You don't know who Hellen Keller is??
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellen_keller
basiclly she was deaf and blind. She has a movie about her called "The Miracle Worker"
*The_West*
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ah i see. i would have a look but it is quarter pst midnight here and i really should go to bed. damn EF lol i would have been in bed two hours ago!Basikstylz said:
good night everybody
bill bo bagins
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a little boy in sixth grade has sex with his teacher.so later that day he tells his mom i had sex with my teacher.his mom says your in big trouble your going to have a talk with your dad.his dad comes home gets the news and is as happy as can be ,he says son thats great your a man now im going to take you to get that new bike and we will sit down and have some icecream.then the boy says can i just get a football my ass is killing me.
JumpBallWinner
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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive?
Because she was a woman
Because she was a woman
JumpBallWinner
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A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are walking down a road when on the other side of the road a 10yr old boy comes walking by.
Catholic Priest says to Rabbi: "Hey, you wanna go fuck that kid over there?"
Rabbi says: "Sure, but outta what?"
Catholic Priest says to Rabbi: "Hey, you wanna go fuck that kid over there?"
Rabbi says: "Sure, but outta what?"
Basikstylz
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JumpBallWinner said:
good thing she wasn't asian.....
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A homosexual man goes to the doctor for his annual checkup. While he's there, he tells the doctor that he'd also like to be checked for STD's and HIV.
So, after drawing some blood, the doctor brings in a questionaire and begins asking the man questions from it.
"In the past year, how many sexual partners have you had?"
"How many of your sexual partners in the last year did you not use some sort of protection with" etc etc.
About midway down the questionaire, the doctors ask, " In the past year, have you had anal sex with another man". To which the guy answers "Yes".
Upon hearing this, the doctor rolls his eyes and shakes his head and continues on with the questionaire.
After everything is complete, the doctor tells the man that he will be calling him in about two weeks with the results of the blood test.
So two weeks go by and the man gets a phone call, he answers, and it's the doctor.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, you tested positive for the HIV virus"
Guy (frantic and in tears) : "Oh my god!! Are you serious?!?! Please no!! This can't be!! Is there anything I can do, I'll do anything, is there anything I can do doctor?!?!"
Doctor: "Yea, there's something you can do. Go to the store, buy a few heads of cabbage, a couple gallons of prune juice, a box of laxitives, a couple big cans of baked beans, then on the way home, stop at Taco Bell and order 1 of everything on the menu. Then, I want you to go home and start eating and drinking everything you just bought."
Kinda confused, the man responds : "And this will cure my HIV?"
Doctor : "No, but it'll remind you of what your butthole was suppossed to be used for!"
So, after drawing some blood, the doctor brings in a questionaire and begins asking the man questions from it.
"In the past year, how many sexual partners have you had?"
"How many of your sexual partners in the last year did you not use some sort of protection with" etc etc.
About midway down the questionaire, the doctors ask, " In the past year, have you had anal sex with another man". To which the guy answers "Yes".
Upon hearing this, the doctor rolls his eyes and shakes his head and continues on with the questionaire.
After everything is complete, the doctor tells the man that he will be calling him in about two weeks with the results of the blood test.
So two weeks go by and the man gets a phone call, he answers, and it's the doctor.
Doctor: "Sir, I'm sorry to inform you, you tested positive for the HIV virus"
Guy (frantic and in tears) : "Oh my god!! Are you serious?!?! Please no!! This can't be!! Is there anything I can do, I'll do anything, is there anything I can do doctor?!?!"
Doctor: "Yea, there's something you can do. Go to the store, buy a few heads of cabbage, a couple gallons of prune juice, a box of laxitives, a couple big cans of baked beans, then on the way home, stop at Taco Bell and order 1 of everything on the menu. Then, I want you to go home and start eating and drinking everything you just bought."
Kinda confused, the man responds : "And this will cure my HIV?"
Doctor : "No, but it'll remind you of what your butthole was suppossed to be used for!"
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" The guy says, "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves. Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "Now what?" asks the patron. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the barkeeper.
"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"
*The_West*
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a man goes to the doctors as he suspects he might have picked up an sti. the doctor does all the necessary tests, and has bad news for the guy "unfortunately sir, you have got gonorhhoea, syphillis, herpes, chlammydia, genital warts and hiv. we are going to isolate you and put you on a diet of pizza"
"whys that?" says the man "will that cure my illnesses?"
"no," says the doctor, "its the only thing we can fit under the fucking door"
"whys that?" says the man "will that cure my illnesses?"
"no," says the doctor, "its the only thing we can fit under the fucking door"
