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Basikstylz
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*The_West* said:
okay its ur thread.....
We'll use you, and me
now just pick another bro.....who ever you want the joke to be on... and a Hot female ef member.
post up your best jokes
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okay its ur thread.....
We'll use you, and me
now just pick another bro.....who ever you want the joke to be on... and a Hot female ef member.
*The_West*
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the joke can be on...lilj888
and we'll go for the hottest female member so heatherrae.
and we'll go for the hottest female member so heatherrae.
*The_West*
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im looking forward to this
Basikstylz
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*The_West* said:
So myself, The West and Lilj888 all day and go to heaven. Were standing at the gates and as we walk in we are being told the rules. then this one rule catches us off gaurd. The guy at the gates says "you can do whatever you want, but if you step on a duck someone ugly of the oposite sex will chase you, and if they catch you then you are stuck with them for all eternity."
we all look at eachother a little confused but continue on our way. We're walking around chatting when The West steps on a duck.
-"ah shit" says West as he takes off running. next thing we know there is this ugly ass chick chaseing him.
I start pointing at him and laughing. I was laughing so hard I wasn't paying attention and I stepped on a duck.
-"crap"
I take off running like a bat outta hell. I catch up to The West and we are both looking for a place to hide from these ugly chicks.
so we lose the ugly chicks and turn a conner and there stands lilj888 and he is just chilling with this gorgeous girl. We are both stunned.
We run up and ask him....
"Damn lilJ888 how did you end up with such a beautiful women? you lucky shit you."
Heaterrae looks at us and says....
I stepped on a duck
*The_West*
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hahaha! i like it!
Basikstylz
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So a horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, and the bartender asks....
So... why the long face?
MUWAHAHAHA You know you love it!!
So... why the long face?
MUWAHAHAHA You know you love it!!
Basikstylz
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nefertiti said:
I know but its a classic
*The_West*
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young johnny is a mad tractor fan, 100% absolutely crazy about tractors. it is his 12th birthday tomorrow, and just before going to bed his dad says to him "son, i know its not your birthday til tomorrow, but i cant help it. here you go" and passes him a box wrapped in tractor wrapping paper.
inside is a gleaming remote control tractor. little johnny is over joyed with his present and his dad says "but thats not all, tomorrow im taking you to the farm and farmer giles will let you ride in his tractor. now go on, get some sleep its going to be a big day tomorrow"
now after this, johnny is buzzing with excitement, but nonetheless manages to sleep.
morning comes and little johnny races downstairs and has some breakfast.
his dad says "come on then johnny, get dressed, were off to the farm" johnny races upstairs, throws some clothes on and meets his father downstairs. they get in the car, and decide to bring bingo (johnny's little dog) along for the ride.
when they get their farmer giles says to johnny "happy birthday, i hear you like tractors, then? you want to get in and have a ride?" so johnny jumps up in the cab with farmer giles. after 5 minutes farmer giles says to him "now i know your young, but as its your birthday, do you want to take the wheel for a bit?" johnny is so excited he can hardly talk but manages to utter "yes please!" so he takes the wheel, and drives about the field, squealing with joy, but all off a sudden, he loses control and "YELP!" he runs over bingo! johnny jumps out, and sees his little dog there, lifeless and limp. "i HATE TRACTORS" screams johnny "i NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER TRACTOR IN MY LIFE!!!"
6 yeasr have passed since that day, and its johnny's 18th birthday. he is in the village pub having a few pints with his mates, when all of a sudden a terrible wind begins battering the pub, forcing all the soot out of the chimney and into the pub. people are dropping left right and centre, coughing and clutching their throats. not johnny though, he calmy steps up onto the bar, sucks all of the soot into his lungs, goes to the window and just blows it out. goes and sits down and carries on with his pint. now his mate says to him "johnny, that was incredible, you just saved our lives, how did you do that?! to which johnny smiles and replies "easy. im an ex tractor fan"
inside is a gleaming remote control tractor. little johnny is over joyed with his present and his dad says "but thats not all, tomorrow im taking you to the farm and farmer giles will let you ride in his tractor. now go on, get some sleep its going to be a big day tomorrow"
now after this, johnny is buzzing with excitement, but nonetheless manages to sleep.
morning comes and little johnny races downstairs and has some breakfast.
his dad says "come on then johnny, get dressed, were off to the farm" johnny races upstairs, throws some clothes on and meets his father downstairs. they get in the car, and decide to bring bingo (johnny's little dog) along for the ride.
when they get their farmer giles says to johnny "happy birthday, i hear you like tractors, then? you want to get in and have a ride?" so johnny jumps up in the cab with farmer giles. after 5 minutes farmer giles says to him "now i know your young, but as its your birthday, do you want to take the wheel for a bit?" johnny is so excited he can hardly talk but manages to utter "yes please!" so he takes the wheel, and drives about the field, squealing with joy, but all off a sudden, he loses control and "YELP!" he runs over bingo! johnny jumps out, and sees his little dog there, lifeless and limp. "i HATE TRACTORS" screams johnny "i NEVER WANT TO SEE ANOTHER TRACTOR IN MY LIFE!!!"
6 yeasr have passed since that day, and its johnny's 18th birthday. he is in the village pub having a few pints with his mates, when all of a sudden a terrible wind begins battering the pub, forcing all the soot out of the chimney and into the pub. people are dropping left right and centre, coughing and clutching their throats. not johnny though, he calmy steps up onto the bar, sucks all of the soot into his lungs, goes to the window and just blows it out. goes and sits down and carries on with his pint. now his mate says to him "johnny, that was incredible, you just saved our lives, how did you do that?! to which johnny smiles and replies "easy. im an ex tractor fan"
Basikstylz
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During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
What about you Peter, how would you say it?'
Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny replied, 'I would say - Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
(The teacher fainted)
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have
to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said, 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying, 'That would be rude and impolite.'
What about you Peter, how would you say it?'
Peter said, 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny replied, 'I would say - Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner.'
(The teacher fainted)
