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*The_West*
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i like this one-simple, yet effective!Scotsman said:
jnevin
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A guy is having major digestive problems and goes to the doctor's office. The doctor tells him he will have to use suppositories once a day for a month and it should clear up. The doctor says he will put the first one in for the guy and procedes to do so.
The next morning the guy is trying to put the suppository in but is having major issues. His wife offers to help him out and grabs him by the shoulder and proceeds to shove in the suppository. As she does so, the man lets out a blood-curdling scream. His wife asks if she hurt him. "No," he says, "I just realized the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders yesterday!!!"
The next morning the guy is trying to put the suppository in but is having major issues. His wife offers to help him out and grabs him by the shoulder and proceeds to shove in the suppository. As she does so, the man lets out a blood-curdling scream. His wife asks if she hurt him. "No," he says, "I just realized the doctor had both of his hands on my shoulders yesterday!!!"
jnevin
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A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.
"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree."
"Bring them along," the lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
jnevin
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Man walks into a confessional.
"Father, I am 77 years old and last night I made love to two beautiful 25 years old girls"
I see. are you married.
No father, I am a widower and unattached
Do you feel guilty about the sexual relations
No father we were all consenting adults.
Are you a regular church goer sir?
No father, actually I'm Jewish
Sir, then I am confused why you are telling me this.
Father, I'm telling everybody
"Father, I am 77 years old and last night I made love to two beautiful 25 years old girls"
I see. are you married.
No father, I am a widower and unattached
Do you feel guilty about the sexual relations
No father we were all consenting adults.
Are you a regular church goer sir?
No father, actually I'm Jewish
Sir, then I am confused why you are telling me this.
Father, I'm telling everybody
Basikstylz
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Pick two male EF members and a hot female EF member.... and I will give you a funny joke.
*The_West*
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a blonde is waiting outside one day for the milkman to come.
when he arrives to drop of her milk she asks him "tomorrow can you bring me lots and lots of milk, i want to have a bath in milk"
confused, but not bothered as he will make a bit of cash from this he says "do you want that pastuerized?"
she says "no, up to my tits will do fine"
when he arrives to drop of her milk she asks him "tomorrow can you bring me lots and lots of milk, i want to have a bath in milk"
confused, but not bothered as he will make a bit of cash from this he says "do you want that pastuerized?"
she says "no, up to my tits will do fine"
*The_West*
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i cant chooseBasikstylz said:
