porn voiceovers...

[heatherrae]

Have you ever been watching porn and they are screaming and talking and their mouthes aren't even moving? I always wonder "WTF? Is this supposed to be sex at a ventriloquist convention?"

Also, do they ever say something that just surprises the heck out of you? I saw one where as the guy was finishing with the girl he yelled "F@ck you, you mother fu^%er!" What? Who would say that?

 

[swole]

foreign porn with english dubbed over it duh

aka a few slyvia saint and laura angel vids

 

[rubberneck]

Have you ever been watching porn and they are screaming and talking and their mouthes aren't even moving? I always wonder "WTF? Is this supposed to be sex at a ventriloquist convention?"

Also, do they ever say something that just surprises the heck out of you? I saw one where as the guy was finishing with the girl he yelled "F@ck you, you mother fu^%er!" What? Who would say that?

i watched one that the sound was off by a minute and a half, the sound was done before the video was!

 

[heatherrae]

i watched one that the sound was off by a minute and a half, the sound was done before the video was!

Now that would be very odd!

 

[Cal_21]

I prefer porn where the chick is gagged no voice overs needed.

 

[heatherrae]

I prefer porn where the chick is gagged no voice overs needed.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Never noticed that before..However, I do notice that some of those bitches scream way too damned much..i cannot stand when they do that!

 

[heatherrae]

Never noticed that before..However, I do notice that some of those bitches scream way too damned much..i cannot stand when they do that!

Yeah, you can tell it is all for show.

What is even worse is amateur porn where the people never make a sound or say a word. 99% of amateur porn is so BAD and BORING.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Yeah, you can tell it is all for show.

What is even worse is amateur porn where the people never make a sound or say a word. 99% of amateur porn is so BAD and BORING.

I cannot stand loud bitches or ugly kawks..i try to make him switch scenes cause it pisses me off and bores me

 

[heatherrae]

I cannot stand loud bitches or ugly kawks..i try to make him switch scenes cause it pisses me off and bores me

Usually the women look way better than the men. THAT pisses me off. You have all these hot girls and we women get to look at Ron Jeremy? WHAT? How is that fair?

 

[Cal_21]

I was totally kidding about the gagged thing...I only watch deaf porn. You only know when the girls are about to orgasm when their hand motions get all wild and exaggerated.

 

[heatherrae]

I was totally kidding about the gagged thing...I only watch deaf porn. You only know when the girls are about to orgasm when their hand motions get all wild and exaggerated.

Oh my!

 

[AAP]

I like the girls that while getting banged keep saying 'Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me..'

Like wtf you think they doing?

 

[heatherrae]

I like the girls that while getting banged keep saying 'Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me..'

Like wtf you think they doing?

That seems the most common phrase that they utter in porn -- that and "oh yeah!"

Seems like it would be intimidating to the guy for her to keep saying to do it when he's giving it all he's got...lol.

 

[Cal_21]

I like the girls that while getting banged keep saying 'Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me..'

Like wtf you think they doing?

I'm all for mixing up the porn sex talk

this would be ideal:

"Oh big daddy give me that Alabama black snake!!!"
"...but I'm Jewish"
"Really?...I thought it was passed down through your mothers' side"
"...no that was the Aids"

Alas we do not live in a perfect world

 

[Wulfgar]

I think there is a shortage of attractive, straight, well endowed men with a penchant for performing in adult videos.
Mainly because the $$$ blows in str8 porn.

 

[MichaelScott]

i like the voiceover ooh baby when the chick has about 8 inches in her mouth, my wifey cant do that

 

[jh1]

i like the voiceover ooh baby when the chick has about 8 inches in her mouth, my wifey cant do that

She does for me, with 10 inches.

 

[puddlemonkey]

She does for me, with 10 inches.

What the hell is your forearm doing in his wifes mouth?

 

[swole]

Usually the women look way better than the men. THAT pisses me off. You have all these hot girls and we women get to look at Ron Jeremy? WHAT? How is that fair?

i hate when they show some ugly dude's face, like evan stone...fuckin caveman long haired fuck

i also hate seeing ugly uncircumsized cawks, not for teh gaize reasons but because i need to imagine it as my own when the pron broad is playing with it

 

[crazyjoe]

 

[heatherrae]

What the hell is your forearm doing in his wifes mouth?

Oh my goodness. Funniest thing I've read on ef in a long time....

 

[RottenWillow]

Never noticed that before..However, I do notice that some of those bitches scream way too damned much..i cannot stand when they do that!

same here. Also, constant oohing and aahing. Jeez shut the fuck up already bitch.

Unfortunately almost all porn sucks.

 

[bigmann245]

i always wanted to be one of those people on the sex lines. i can talk real dirty and sexy and stuff. i could make a fortune. but how many chicks would call it???

 

[heatherrae]

i always wanted to be one of those people on the sex lines. i can talk real dirty and sexy and stuff. i could make a fortune. but how many chicks would call it???

No chicks call those things. YOu would have to talk to guys all day. I'm no good at the dirty phone sex talk. I would need a script. lol.

 

[Cal_21]

No chicks call those things. YOu would have to talk to guys all day. I'm no good at the dirty phone sex talk. I would need a script. lol.

*crumples up your #*

 

[bigmann245]

No chicks call those things. YOu would have to talk to guys all day. I'm no good at the dirty phone sex talk. I would need a script. lol.

forget that, i aint wispering sweet nothings into guys ears all night..... wait how much does it pay???

 

[Cal_21]

forget that, i aint wispering sweet nothings into guys ears all night..... wait how much does it pay???

Clothes. drugs & cash?...haha congrats on the first arrest, wrong thread I know.

 

[AAP]

I guess porn women are dumb. They have to be reminded to suck that dick while they are in fact, sucking that dick. Short attention span or whatever.

Another thing I hate is that right when the actors are in the preliminary stages of undressing, the male actor will put his hand on her ass and she immediately starts moaning uncontrollably. WTF?? Wait... that's great. I wish I had a woman like that. She could suck my cock and get me off and when it is her turn, I will idly stroke her ass while watching tv.

 

[digimon7068]

i've seen it happen. . .sex with me is an out-of-body experience. . .

 

[heatherrae]

i've seen it happen. . .sex with me is an out-of-body experience. . .

Like diahrrea, huh?

 

[heatherrae]

I guess porn women are dumb. They have to be reminded to suck that dick while they are in fact, sucking that dick. Short attention span or whatever.

Another thing I hate is that right when the actors are in the preliminary stages of undressing, the male actor will put his hand on her ass and she immediately starts moaning uncontrollably. WTF?? Wait... that's great. I wish I had a woman like that. She could suck my cock and get me off and when it is her turn, I will idly stroke her ass while watching tv.

Just being a woman, sometimes you can watch porn and know that what the guy is doing actually would be annoying rather than a turn on, but the girl is really having to earn her "acting" pay by pretending that it really turns her on.

What is with a guy shoving his whole hand in a girl's mouth, for example? How would that turn either person on? I'm perplexed by some of these things.

What is worse is that men watch porn and get really pathetic ideas about how to please a woman. "Hey, I'm the man. I'm going to shove my whole hand in her mouth. She is going to love this!"

 

[bigmann245]

wait a minute....you watch porn????? thats so hot.....

 

[heatherrae]

wait a minute....you watch porn????? thats so hot.....

Not that I, personally, have ever seen a porno. I've just heard.

 

[Faizakafez]

Just being a woman, sometimes you can watch porn and know that what the guy is doing actually would be annoying rather than a turn on, but the girl is really having to earn her "acting" pay by pretending that it really turns her on.

What is with a guy shoving his whole hand in a girl's mouth, for example? How would that turn either person on? I'm perplexed by some of these things.

What is worse is that men watch porn and get really pathetic ideas about how to please a woman. "Hey, I'm the man. I'm going to shove my whole hand in her mouth. She is going to love this!"

I just tried sticking my hand in my mouth and gagged... just gimme a good creampie porn and im happy, damn fancy hand shoving porn...

 

[digimon7068]

Like diahrrea, huh?

no. . .she just usually looks like she's "someplace else"

 

[heatherrae]

no. . .she just usually looks like she's "someplace else"

Oh, like thinking about how many loads of laundry she's got to do. Been there. Done that.





I crack me up.

 

[digimon7068]

Oh, like thinking about how many loads of laundry she's got to do.

well. . .a combination of that and "christ. . .this is the 4th time this week that this damn maniac has been all up in my. . .ummm. . .face"

oh. . .btw. . .i do laundry too. . .thank you very much

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yeah, you can tell it is all for show.

What is even worse is amateur porn where the people never make a sound or say a word. 99% of amateur porn is so BAD and BORING.

If you find a good one though it beats the hell out of the mainstream stuff, with silicone chics that don't even get wet, and are obviously faking. "Ok, I'm done, pay me now."

 

[Cutiebaby]

i hate when they show some ugly dude's face, like evan stone...fuckin caveman long haired fuck

i also hate seeing ugly uncircumsized cawks, not for teh gaize reasons but because i need to imagine it as my own when the pron broad is playing with it

omg, me too( meaning I hate them too, not that I imagine it being me). they are so damn nasty looking...

 

[RottenWillow]

....sometimes you can watch porn and know that what the guy is doing actually would be annoying rather than a turn on...

stone cold nailed it. That's one of the many things that ruins a promising porn for me.