Police Dept.

[nexus7]

Ronnie must of started after he joined the force. Ohhh, wait, He's on celltech and creatine.

See now thats what I dont get with the US police dept - oh AS are baaad...and you can go to jail - but Ronnie...well thats not the same, is it now... He is one of them and he makes them proud even though anybody with half a working brain cell knows he's got to be on to be this huge!!!...

So much hypocrisy -

 

[Nathan]

Were I you, I'd lie about ever using. If the poly doesn't go so well with the AS use question, tell them the only explanation you could think of for why you failed on that question would be because some of your friends use steroids and you have seen their gear or something so the question made you nervous. They may want to do the poly again though, in which case just relax. How the fuck will they ever know you juiced? You're the only one who could tell them and the worst case scenario is that they might not hire you.

 

[waterboy]

Im with ROIDJUNKIE good luck and never bust a gearhead

 

[Fathead]

Politics Politics Politics, with the right diplomatic technique, you can jumo any hurdle. Be honest is at all possible.

 

[lincoln]

First thing - Find out if they give a polygraph test during the hiring process.

If they don't - then you have never used steroids in your life.

If they do - tell them you tried some in high school - orals only.

Kidcrush summed it all up!

 

[LilDawg21]

All of the ones i've taken the most important thing is that you're honest about the drugs. A friend of mine took one and he is straight and narrow, never did any drugs, and the guy kept asking him that he's sure he never even smoked a little weed? Their main concern is when is the last time you did anything. It looks bad if you say, oh ya, I just stopped last month.
And the polygraph, if you don't use a tack, all you have to do on each question is curl your toes real hard until they hurt. Guy asked me three different times what my name was because it was registering funny, so then on the hard questions it read the same as when he asked my name.

 

[LT24]

Cops every where!!!

HOLY SHIT!!!! there are a ton of cops on this discussion board.....

What's up with that?????

Yikeeeesss.....LOL

 

[tp8181]

When taking a polygraph use two methods. The first is the tack, this helps, but you don't have to kill yourself with it. The second involves the tack and mental trickery.....moer mental though, may not even need the damn tack. In the beginning, they ask you some establishing questions, questions which they know the answer too. This develops a base for your body reaction. They will ask you your name, age, sex, addy, things they know. Now, when they ask you these questions, use the tack when answering, or your can just make yourself nervous as hell by thinking about stupid shit like, your girlfriend finding out you fucked that sheep, or thinking about not getting a boner when you are at a orgy. These thoughts will cause your body to give off the nervous, oh shit feeling. Then when they ask you the serious questions, be as calm as possible, think of stupid things like puppies or something, in other words, get in touch with your femanine side. This tactic will allow more lee way for questions to slide. Just try to be as calm as possible when getting asked the huge ones, and then be as jittery as possible when getting asked the established ones. You could always ask for a break after the established ones and then go to the bathroom and take a hand full of valium or vicodin. HAHAHAHA

 

[t48]

Maybe this is just a way to expose those of you who are cops...J/K...lol. Anyway,
here's my motto: admit nothing, deny everything, and demand proof for what they
claim. Good luck.

 

[CUBANITO]

good replies. italmonster, keep us updated on what happens. o.k. Is there any actual cops in here ? i would like their opinion