Please help my cousin be a pimp!!!

[dzuljas]

Alright, my cousin Johnny D goes to school up at Seton Hall in Jersey. He has like no game with the ladies, he will say hi to them and they think that he is stalking them. He is skinny with fair skin, braces, and glasses. I have tried helping him out, bringing him to parties and intoducing him to chicks... I have run out of options. The kid is getting sad because he can only get pussy from disgustingly fat chicks.

Can you guys help him out? Any suggestions? Books, etc?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Forget talking to girls for action, just buy them like I do.

 

[calveless wonder]

Alright, my cousin Johnny D goes to school up at Seton Hall in Jersey. He has like no game with the ladies, he will say hi to them and they think that he is stalking them. He is skinny with fair skin, braces, and glasses. I have tried helping him out, bringing him to parties and intoducing him to chicks... I have run out of options. The kid is getting sad because he can only get pussy from disgustingly fat chicks.

Can you guys help him out? Any suggestions? Books, etc?

dude...i went to seton hall. i still know mad heads up there. it's fuckin easy to meet girls there, especially on campus. does he live in the dorms?

 

[Lao Tzu]

talk to AAP, plornive, superdave, or supernav. They all know their stuff when it comes to women.

 

[Ashamed]

He must realise that he can only have fat ugly birds.

 

[2EZ2BRICH]

have him look into taking martial arts if he has the time. and ask him to consider switching speeds. what i mean is for him to break from his normal routine. try different shiat.


damn the books.


but being skinny, having braces and glasses, may give a boyish appearance...while some ladies are looking for a man.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

get spellwins guide to getting laid for starters

 

[calveless wonder]

those girls are easy....

but hes gotta change up the appearance.
drop the glasses, get some new gear (kenneth cole, armani..whatever)...he can even get probably get away with the braces.

but you pretty much gotta change his entire behavior too...he's gotta learn to realize that those girls ain't shit and they pretty much love being treated like shit.

or really...worst case scenario. i'll hook him up with one of my old blowjob whores lol ( all juniors now)

joining one of the frats would defenitely help..but if he joins one of the gayer ones hes fucked

 

[Ashamed]

get spellwins guide to getting laid for starters

twat

 

[dzuljas]

Re: Re: Please help my cousin be a pimp!!!

dude...i went to seton hall. i still know mad heads up there. it's fuckin easy to meet girls there, especially on campus. does he live in the dorms?

He is a freshman and dorms in Boland.

 

[dzuljas]

here is a pic of him

 

[Becoming]

LOL- dude- sorry you are related to that kid... just off him and tell your aunt and uncle to start over....

 

[BO-DEN]

shit i think the only real advice for this guy is to..
get him in the gym!!!!

i never have to kick game..... girls just wanna feel my body. it dose the talking. show him how to us (AS)

tell him to watch alot of music videos that helps...


by summer he gains 20lbs wears contacts he will be fine.

 

[Deterass]

Talk to NODADDYNO he always tagging babes........seriously though, he's not ugly or anything he shouldn't have a prob.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Lose the glasses & get contacts.

Also, he is like me in that I look A LOT younger than I am. So he might want to stick to the younger chicks (-2 years or so). If he can some kind of facial hair it might look well on him also - just don't go over board with it.

That will help with the girls noticing him, faking confidence is the key to keep them noticing him.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Or just do like in American Pie and pay some cute girl to say great things about him and act interested in him. That drives them crazy - they must compete with other females then.

 

[calveless wonder]

it's sooooo easy to get laid in Boland. Even by the hot girls if you know how to get in there.

i ran that shit when i was a freshman 2 years ago before i got booted.

he just needs to not give a fuck, make himself look presentable with new clothes, ditch the glasses, hit the gym, and spike his hair.

seriously..make sure he looks at fraternities..just make sure he doesn't pledge mine

if you can't get pussy at SHU, you cant' get pussy anywhere.

There was always one or two floors stacked with fine ass bitches, and most of them were coke/weed whores that looked good.

you tell him he better take advantage of it...because after freshman year shit goes downhill bigtime at that school. Freshman it's basically meet/people party in the dorm, and sometimes go to house parties/clubs/bars.

but since the cops became dicks in south orange it's pretty much become a bar school. If he can get an ID and go to South Orange grille or Jumbalaya's he'll find alot of drunk chicks.