Please help my cousin be a pimp!!!

[dzuljas]

Alright, my cousin Johnny D goes to school up at Seton Hall in Jersey. He has like no game with the ladies, he will say hi to them and they think that he is stalking them. He is skinny with fair skin, braces, and glasses. I have tried helping him out, bringing him to parties and intoducing him to chicks... I have run out of options. The kid is getting sad because he can only get pussy from disgustingly fat chicks.

Can you guys help him out? Any suggestions? Books, etc?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Forget talking to girls for action, just buy them like I do.

 

[calveless wonder]

Alright, my cousin Johnny D goes to school up at Seton Hall in Jersey. He has like no game with the ladies, he will say hi to them and they think that he is stalking them. He is skinny with fair skin, braces, and glasses. I have tried helping him out, bringing him to parties and intoducing him to chicks... I have run out of options. The kid is getting sad because he can only get pussy from disgustingly fat chicks.

Can you guys help him out? Any suggestions? Books, etc?

dude...i went to seton hall. i still know mad heads up there. it's fuckin easy to meet girls there, especially on campus. does he live in the dorms?

 

[Lao Tzu]

talk to AAP, plornive, superdave, or supernav. They all know their stuff when it comes to women.

 

[Ashamed]

He must realise that he can only have fat ugly birds.

 

[2EZ2BRICH]

have him look into taking martial arts if he has the time. and ask him to consider switching speeds. what i mean is for him to break from his normal routine. try different shiat.


damn the books.


but being skinny, having braces and glasses, may give a boyish appearance...while some ladies are looking for a man.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

get spellwins guide to getting laid for starters

 

[calveless wonder]

those girls are easy....

but hes gotta change up the appearance.
drop the glasses, get some new gear (kenneth cole, armani..whatever)...he can even get probably get away with the braces.

but you pretty much gotta change his entire behavior too...he's gotta learn to realize that those girls ain't shit and they pretty much love being treated like shit.

or really...worst case scenario. i'll hook him up with one of my old blowjob whores lol ( all juniors now)

joining one of the frats would defenitely help..but if he joins one of the gayer ones hes fucked

 

[Ashamed]

get spellwins guide to getting laid for starters

twat

 

[dzuljas]

Re: Re: Please help my cousin be a pimp!!!

dude...i went to seton hall. i still know mad heads up there. it's fuckin easy to meet girls there, especially on campus. does he live in the dorms?

He is a freshman and dorms in Boland.