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What are y'all up to tonight?

I'm hosting dinner and have to prepare shit and tidy up but am literally still squirming in bed, it's so warm!

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What are y'all up to tonight?

I'm hosting dinner and have to prepare shit and tidy up but am literally still squirming in bed, it's so warm!

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Out receptionist's BF dumped her after he cheated. Depends on how low her self-esteem is.
 
As always on New Year's Eve, I'm going to make plenty of
NOISE!!!

Including but not limited to fireworks, shotgun blasts (safe, legal & permitted at our place), and of course I'll fire up a few of my Cold War air raid sirens. This, year, my Federal Thunderbolt 1000T siren hopefully will work correctly, and it's 135db @ 100' (that's the same noise level as standing 100 feet behind a jet airplane on takeoff, or 10x the sound of a freight train horn) !

Charles
 
As always on New Year's Eve, I'm going to make plenty of
NOISE!!!

Including but not limited to fireworks, shotgun blasts (safe, legal & permitted at our place), and of course I'll fire up a few of my Cold War air raid sirens. This, year, my Federal Thunderbolt 1000T siren hopefully will work correctly, and it's 135db @ 100' (that's the same noise level as standing 100 feet behind a jet airplane on takeoff, or 10x the sound of a freight train horn) !

Charles

I'd drop in fetal position at the sound of sirens, silent hill and nuclear testing site movies ruined it.

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What are y'all up to tonight?

I'm hosting dinner and have to prepare shit and tidy up but am literally still squirming in bed, it's so warm!

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get your broke ass out of bed and party like it's $19.99
 
Fuck all. Woke up sick. Managed to hit the gym, but I don't think I got much left in me. Tear it up for me guys!

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Going over to a gal's house and playing pocket pool with her body.
 
My son had an up close and personal encounter with a rock on a mountain 4.5 hours away and is almost to a small hospital about 3.5 hours away. Guess I'll be taking a road trip for NYE.

Woot....want some company???
 
Kids are always fucking up a good time

Never a dull moment! But great news....he filmed the whole thing on his go pro camera! Probably the reason he hit the rock in the first place.
 
Is he OK?

He's split his leg open in a couple places. It looked like it will need a few stitches but I haven't heard yet. He says he's fine but he sounded off. The problem is he went alone. Who the hell knows! I'm just the mom.
 
i'll just be glad to watch this fucker disappear in the rearview mirror...definitely one of the more physically and mentally challenging years of my life...and i don't feel any better for it...just tired...and a bit more jaded than i was before...happy fucking new year.
 
Staying in with Q tonight. She wanted steak, salad, and couscous for dinner. Meh, at least she got one part of it right.
 
I'm gonna jerk it to gay porn and cry myself to sleep. Just a normal night around here.
 
I'm drinking a Cosmo while my turkey is cooking, I hope to get tipsy

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Can we get to the drunk nudes that were gonna be texted??
 
I'm gonna get drunk and take pics of my twink


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Woody...how about your noodz while your doing the dance game?? or skype us in as judges??
 
k woody...you're outnumbered 2 to 1....get your nekkid dance on
 
Started the year off with a bang...looking good.
 
Someone set off artillery shells at midnight and I woke up thinking I was getting mortared and almost choked out pinkscrubs

Good times
 
Someone set off artillery shells at midnight and I woke up thinking I was getting mortared and almost choked out pinkscrubs

Good times

That must have been what happened to java, it all makes sense now

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Me either. She eats sushi without the rice and prefers raw veg over cooked ones. Brussels sprouts are her favorite. Not your typical palate for a pet human.

mine's 8...so far today, he ran 3.5 miles on the treadmill and did 250 push-ups...and i didn't have to threaten or bribe him...i just asked him if he could do more, and he said yes...also not a normal pet human.
 
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mine's 8...so far today, he ran 3.5 miles on the treadmill and did 250 push-ups...and i didn't have to threaten of bribe him...i just asked him if he could do more, and he said yes...also not a normal pet human.

In addition to his hospital visit yesterday after his rock smash on the mountain, my pet human neglected to tell me that someone took out half his back end in the parking lot and no note was left. Imagine my surprise this morning when I looked out the window. I felt like taking his other leg out with a bat. Gotta love fun new year's surprises! :)
 
In addition to his hospital visit yesterday after his rock smash on the mountain, my pet human neglected to tell me that someone took out half his back end in the parking lot and no note was left. Imagine my surprise this morning when I looked out the window. I felt like taking his other leg out with a bat. Gotta love fun new year's surprises! :)

my kid is weird...ain't no way you'd have found my skinny little ass hoofin' out 3.5 miles on a dang treadmill at 8 years old on new year's day...but, he knows he has a wrestling tournament this weekend and he wins a lot of matches in the 3rd period because he doesn't run out of gas...he hates losing...i wish i would have been like that at his age.
 
I was sitting on my porch this morning and someone in a white station wagon side swiped a Honda parked across the street. The owner came out, picked up his mirror then sat in the car for about an hour mourning the loss.
 
I just got all of my christmas stuff put away and enjoyed a clean and clutter free house for about 20 minutes. Now Q is building forts =/
 
My pet human cleaned the bathrooms, swept and mopped, vacuumed, washed a load of clothes then pantsed me causing me to twist my knee. Now I'm walking with a limp and my squats suck.
 
my kid is weird...ain't no way you'd have found my skinny little ass hoofin' out 3.5 miles on a dang treadmill at 8 years old on new year's day...but, he knows he has a wrestling tournament this weekend and he wins a lot of matches in the 3rd period because he doesn't run out of gas...he hates losing...i wish i would have been like that at his age.

I think that's awesome! He's a champion already!
 
I think that's awesome! He's a champion already!

he's just so easy to work with..."hey son, you wanna go jump on the treadmill for a while and then do some push-ups and pull-ups?" "yup, let me go put on my sweats!" and out the door we go. he knocked out 70 push-ups in his first set...i don't think i could have done 70 push-ups in one set as a senior in high school...and he just turned 8 in october...different kind of kid.
 
No, they weren't. I can help you with them though real talk

Put your ass on a 20 rep program and then you wouldn't be a poosie
 
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