Plans tonight?

[SouthernLord]

I'm gonna jerk it to gay porn and cry myself to sleep. Just a normal night around here.

 

[Mad Jasper]

I'm gonna jerk it to gay porn and cry myself to sleep. Just a normal night around here.

That was plan b.

 

[WoodyO]

That sounds good, but I need to play Just Dance on the Wii by myself first.

 

[jnevin]

I've never heard of a 5 year old requesting couscous.

Me either. She eats sushi without the rice and prefers raw veg over cooked ones. Brussels sprouts are her favorite. Not your typical palate for a pet human.

 

[Fitguy3030]

I just got in a fist fight saw some girl get slapped walking out of dinner going to my car

 

[WoodyO]

You didn't douche it

 

[nangiggles]

That sounds good, but I need to play Just Dance on the Wii by myself first.

2014 or the 2013 Katy Perry edition?

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[nangiggles]

I'm drinking a Cosmo while my turkey is cooking, I hope to get tipsy

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[caligirl85]

Can we get to the drunk nudes that were gonna be texted??

 

[wootoom]

I'm gonna get drunk and take pics of my twink


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