Pitfalls of having an extraordinarily hot girlfriend...

[Wulfgar]

Any good bros on here run into problems when your girl is a 10?
My girlfriend is smokin hot and I love her like no other. But holy crap it definitely comes with a price. Just this month I

1) I Got into it with Antonio Gates( yes, the Charger) and 3 other pro football players, and almost escalated into a fistfight because when my girl was out with her friends he was trying to take her home and she didnt wanna go so she called me to get her.
2) Everytime we have went out together and I am not around her for 5 min I come back and there is at least 1 or 2 guys tryin to scam on her or buy her drinks.
3) All kinds of other weird shit that I never really expected.

Typically if Im with her then that dissuades any guys from coming onto her. Its kind of a wild expierience!

Discuss

Oh, and yes, She is cheating on me

 

[ceo]

Next time I see you two together, I am so going to hit on you...errr...I mean her!!

 

[Wulfgar]

DooD! Its fuckin unbeleiveable....you have seen her

I feel like all i do is pull slobbering douchbags off her!

 

[ceo]

she does have a hot little body!

 

[Wulfgar]

you love my body more though right?????!!!!

 

[ceo]

If I had to choose between your body and hers...I'd choose yours any day!!!

 

[Wulfgar]

If I had to choose between your body and hers...I'd choose yours any day!!!

 

[ponyfitness]

Good thing it seems like you have a good girl and she isn't one of the ones that craves all that attention. Basically you have to suck it up because you're always going to have douches hitting on her, even after she has a wedding ring on. Guys are just wired that way.

You can have fun with it though. If you're at a bar, get her to accept the free drink and walk away from the loser, handing the drink to you. Give the guy a wave and a thanks. And Antonio Gates? That stuff is awesome - too bad you didn't take tons of pics and sell the story to the local Enquirer, especially if he's married. Could have made $$$.

 

[Wulfgar]

lol.. he bailed pretty quick. this was right after shawne merriman got arrested for the tila tequila thing and i think gates knew it wouldnt end well for him if he did anything. so he hoped in his black mazarati and took off..
the other 3 players with him were chris chambers, michael bennet and kevin burnett

btw thx brother....she is a gr8 girl

 

[KillahBee]

this is why i don't take girls out in public. not many guys trying to hit on her when she's 20 feet below ground level in my basement, putting the lotion in the basket.