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Pistachios
- Thread starter hanselthecaretaker
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Love most nuts, Brazilian being my favorite, I have two bags of pistachios right now along with some cashew poppy cock for hubby's bday saturday, NOOM
chewyxrage
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They taste good and are healthy as hell but a pain in the ass to eat. I'm impatient.
Fitguy308
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You love nuts in your mouth don't you
digimon7068
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love'em!
I already got pwned anyway, gave hubby his gifts, no hug, no handshake, no thank you, he's getting a court served paper next year if he keeps this shit upAwww nan I could really comment on your post lol but I'll be nice
dew925
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I already got pwned anyway, gave hubby his gifts, no hug, no handshake, no thank you, he's getting a court served paper next year if he keeps this shit up
Dam that sucks ass not even a thank you? I would have given my woman that plus alot more
You should have had them on your back, bare naked with your ass in the air.
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Dam that sucks ass not even a thank you? I would have given my woman that plus alot more
I. Also tried to have sex and he told me to go to sleep
I told him he hurt my feelings this morning and he said way to make his birthday about me, refused to have breakfast, won't go out and is playing video games, so I went to visit mom, fuck him and his fucking birthday
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Is he always like that or is did something happen? I was kinda like that for one birthday but I remember that particular one being shittier than all the others in the first place.
He is a tad crankier than usual
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digimon7068
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any dude that wood rather play video games than have sex (assuming that he didn't already have sex 3 times that day...we all have our limitations) might not be a dude at all...have you done a pecker check lately??
Why do people give a fuck about birthdays? It's just a day you happened to be born on
His T is 151 bro
Dr said he'd get 1000mg a week soon *crosses fingers*Sent from my HTC One V using EliteFitness
chewyxrage
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He's gettin' old. I hate birthdays, probably his same feelings.
Still lame he turned down sexuals, tho. Birthday sex is the best.
digimon7068
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His T is 151 bro
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his doc is going to prescribe a gram a week?? nfw.
Dr said and I quote "he'll be humping trees by next year"
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mistaballoonhands
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How the fuck could nagger toes be anyone's favorite?
dmaug2308
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U both do
digimon7068
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but he still won't be humping you???
*ebony*
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whats the point of marriage if you cant have sex?
Lets get married
*ebony*
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Sometimes sex causes more problems than its worth. Hormones. People do stupid things when they're horny. Although I suppose our survival ultimately relies on it. I'd rather my bigger head do the thinking more lately. Running out of patience for bullshit in life.
i've got a pair that would fit perfect on your forehead jus sayin
It'd interesting how unlike most women I have no leverage, no sex to control or bargain with like most women
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I'm gonna keep feeding him nanroasts in retaliation
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Ew!
chewyxrage
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you honestly want a pic of my nuts?
No one wants to see just berries bro, twig and berries
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That's ok because those types of women are usually shallow as a puddle and have nothing else to offer. Not a good wifey make. Good looks only carry someone so far. There has to be something worthwhile behind them to make anything last.
I know I do
U mad?
