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any suggestions? well not "lines" so much but more like conversation starters / ice breakers.
 
PERFECTWORLD said:
For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.
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:lmao:

"my buddies say you're an easy lay"

"why do fat women dress like that"

"i can probably do better but i decided to talk to you anyway"

Look for a valid excuse to talk to her and segway that into a personal conversation. That may work. For example if you are in class ask them if they understood what you went over today. If you are at work ask them about a project. Then segway into a personal conversation about superficial topics i guess. Then after another conversation go into deeper stuff like family, etc. I guess that woudl work. Excuse to talk to her (usually a question) ---> superficial conversation ---> personal conversation. That could work.
 
if i sat next to you on the bus, would you get off?

your dad must have been a baker, cause youve got a nice pair of buns!

if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
 
ok so if u slept over someones house and got up and found in a comdom in your ass

would tell any one?






u say no


"can i sleep over" :D
 
"you're stupid. i'm stupid too. stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed with smart people, and that means we should stick together. let's go out sometime."
 
I've never tried a blatant line, especially if the line feels crass to me. The approach has to fit you as an individual. I'm not a player, so what works for me is the "I've never done something like this before, but I had to tell you you're the prettiest woman I've ever seen".
 
did it hurt when you fell outta heaven? Your an angel!



RADAR
 
Do you believe in love at first sight? Because if not.. I can walk by again.
 
Ok, you can buy me a drink, but don't think I'm giong to put out just because you do. I'm not a cheap slut. If a girl wants to get in my pants she has to take me out, show me a good time, and buy me dinner. Steak works best. New York strip... with steamed veggies... and a diet coke.
 
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