pickup lines that actually work

[Board]

any suggestions? well not "lines" so much but more like conversation starters / ice breakers.

 

[TheProject]

Are those space pants baby? Cause your ass is out of this WORLD!

 

[CFZB]

do you like your eggs scrambled ?

 

[CFZB]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[CFZB]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.

 

[CFZB]

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

 

[CFZB]

Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?

 

[Lao Tzu]

For a fat chick, you sure have small tits.

"my buddies say you're an easy lay"

"why do fat women dress like that"

"i can probably do better but i decided to talk to you anyway"

Look for a valid excuse to talk to her and segway that into a personal conversation. That may work. For example if you are in class ask them if they understood what you went over today. If you are at work ask them about a project. Then segway into a personal conversation about superficial topics i guess. Then after another conversation go into deeper stuff like family, etc. I guess that woudl work. Excuse to talk to her (usually a question) ---> superficial conversation ---> personal conversation. That could work.

 

[CFZB]

Got two nipples for a dime?

 

[CFZB]

Are those space pants baby? Cause your ass is out of this WORLD!

lol

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

if i sat next to you on the bus, would you get off?

your dad must have been a baker, cause youve got a nice pair of buns!

if I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

 

[tiger88]

ok so if u slept over someones house and got up and found in a comdom in your ass

would tell any one?






u say no


"can i sleep over"

 

[TheProject]

Well, we fucked this thread all to hell, didn't we.

 

[jackangel]

"you're stupid. i'm stupid too. stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed with smart people, and that means we should stick together. let's go out sometime."

 

[awittyusername]

I'm rich.

 

[westsnoop]

I've never tried a blatant line, especially if the line feels crass to me. The approach has to fit you as an individual. I'm not a player, so what works for me is the "I've never done something like this before, but I had to tell you you're the prettiest woman I've ever seen".

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Well, we fucked this thread all to hell, didn't we.

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

Well, we fucked this thread all to hell, didn't we.

well.. pick up lines only work when we're really drunk anyway

 

[awittyusername]

well.. pick up lines only work when we're really drunk anyway

Are you really Drunk?




BTW That is my pick up line.

 

[juve]

"Hi, what's your name?"

Anything else is superfluous

 

[bulldog3434]

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

 

[big4life]

I'm no good with lines, I just smile and say hello.

 

[RADAR]

did it hurt when you fell outta heaven? Your an angel!



RADAR

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Because if not.. I can walk by again.

 

[mike351]

Did you fart?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, you can buy me a drink, but don't think I'm giong to put out just because you do. I'm not a cheap slut. If a girl wants to get in my pants she has to take me out, show me a good time, and buy me dinner. Steak works best. New York strip... with steamed veggies... and a diet coke.