Pickup line thread

[hanselthecaretaker]

From Askmen.com

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Heads your place, tails mine.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

Nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?

I don't know why you're being so picky... I wasn't!

Since you've obviously lost your virginity, can I at least play with the box it came in?

-Ladies, feel free to submit any that some guy has actually been used on you.

 

[starfish]

"You can just wrap them around me." - biteme


It worked

 

[RADAR]

Did you just fall out of heaven, you're an angel!

RADAR

 

[Rossini]

nice legs........what time do they open?

 

[Robert Jan]

I just read all those out loud in a Barry White sweet talk voice. I made em sound good too. Though I bet most women turn down anybody with a line in the first place.

How about when you ask a girl to dance, and gets all arrogant and says no, and you say, ah thats alright, I need to take a shit anyway

 

[SoKlueles]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

"tips from a guy at work about men and pickup lines"

 

[gonelifting]

"How YOU doin?"

 

[Robert Jan]

Would you like to have sex?

 

[tripleblonde]

do you have some irish in you?

you say no

they say:

well do you want some?

i hear this one all the time......

 

[TheProject]

Are those space pants, baby? 'Cause your ass is outta this WORLD!