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*PIC* Went up to Alaska this weekend
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fistfullofsteel
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i don't get how that is supposed to be funny. fuckers like that should be shot on the spot.
redguru
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SEAL CLUB SANDWICH
Level of Difficulty from 1 (Hosting the Junos) to 10 (Meeting with Stephen Harper): 5
Ingredients
For Marinade:
1/2Cup Light Soya Sauce
1 Clove Garlic
1/2 Cup Finely Chopped Shallots or Green Onions
1 tbsp Sesame Oil
1 Tsp. Chili Paste
1-inch piece of fresh ginger, grated
For Sandwich:
1/4lb fresh seal loin
2 leaves romain lettuce
2 slices of ripe tomato
2 strips cooked bacon
1 tbsp mayonnaise
1 kaiser bun, split
What to Do:
1. Combine all marinate ingredients in a bowl. Place the seal loin in the marinade for 4 hours (in the refrigerator).
2. Wipe meat clean and sautee in olive oil until cooked to desired doneness (4-6 min).
3. Rest meat on a plate for 15 minutes. Cut into thinslices.
4. Spread mayo on bun and pile the meat onto one half. Top with tomato, bacon, lettuce and other half of bun.
Tarting it up:
A little thinly sliced red onion wouldn't be out of place here, nor would some chopped hard boiled egg. Or the midnight sun, for that matter.
Level of Difficulty from 1 (Hosting the Junos) to 10 (Meeting with Stephen Harper): 5
Ingredients
For Marinade:
1/2Cup Light Soya Sauce
1 Clove Garlic
1/2 Cup Finely Chopped Shallots or Green Onions
1 tbsp Sesame Oil
1 Tsp. Chili Paste
1-inch piece of fresh ginger, grated
For Sandwich:
1/4lb fresh seal loin
2 leaves romain lettuce
2 slices of ripe tomato
2 strips cooked bacon
1 tbsp mayonnaise
1 kaiser bun, split
What to Do:
1. Combine all marinate ingredients in a bowl. Place the seal loin in the marinade for 4 hours (in the refrigerator).
2. Wipe meat clean and sautee in olive oil until cooked to desired doneness (4-6 min).
3. Rest meat on a plate for 15 minutes. Cut into thinslices.
4. Spread mayo on bun and pile the meat onto one half. Top with tomato, bacon, lettuce and other half of bun.
Tarting it up:
A little thinly sliced red onion wouldn't be out of place here, nor would some chopped hard boiled egg. Or the midnight sun, for that matter.
domoljub
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i remember watching the news last year and that tree hugging paul macartney and his wife were doing this anti seal hunting shit in canada and they were debating the premier of newfoundland and started on this rightous tirade against him ..
so danny williams, the premier, says to the macartneys to come to newfoundland to see what is going on and they say we are in newfoundland.. thing is they were in new brunswick lmao
totally roasted them, said its hard to talk to people who dont know what they are talking about, and dont even know where they are .
fuck that was awesome tv.
so danny williams, the premier, says to the macartneys to come to newfoundland to see what is going on and they say we are in newfoundland.. thing is they were in new brunswick lmao
totally roasted them, said its hard to talk to people who dont know what they are talking about, and dont even know where they are .
fuck that was awesome tv.
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
o ok then, i'm going to go shoot some dogs and cats too since i eat meat.
cause of your super logical thinking since i eat meat then any animal is up for grabs and i can just kill it and do whatever i want. i eat meat, i would like to shoot you and skin you.
fistfullofsteel
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domoljub said:
just stop right there, as soon as you mention canada we can file it under nobody gives a shit. canada = less important than afghanistan. it would be great if all canadians just killed themselves, ey.
chewyxrage
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looks like a good time was had for all involved
FISHTALES
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I think what he means is why does the value of a seals life get put above that of a cow or pig? you may eat cow and pig, and therefor you find it necessary to harvest these animals, some other culture finds it necessary to harvest seals for their pelts. Maybe in the whole scheme of things it may seem ridiculous, but they are all animals, some cuter than others, and yes I think its sad to just club them all to hell just for fur which in todays world is only a status symbol...you get my point? where and when is enough is enough and who gets to make that decision for everyone else? fuck me i should just go eat a loritab.fistfullofsteel said:
fistfullofsteel
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FISHTALES said:
well you are just an animal too so i should just shoot you and feed you to a starving tiger.
People are different.fistfullofsteel said:
And yes, in countries in this world dogs are bred for food. All kinds of animals in this world are killed for a variety of reasons, so I am not sure why you would single out cats, dogs, and seals? Do you think that wild predators of seals should be eliminated as well?
I wear leather, I like leather interiors for cars, how can I support that, but say some old lady is inhumane for wanting to have a seal fur scarf?
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
yeah in other countries they also perform female circumcision and a bunch of other shit, therefore it doesn't make it ok. in china they like to eat cats and dogs and they are a bunch of dirty fucks for it. if we are going to make it free for all then might as well make cannibalism ok too. or is that not ok if some other society says or said it was ok?
animals kill other animals for survival, some fucking old lady can wear fake fur and save the life of an animal.
redguru
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All life consumes life for energy, unless it is a single-celled organism and most plants(and even then some of those do). I don't see a shark having qualms about taking a nibble of a human leg. BTW, controlling the harp seal population is integral to the northern provinces fisheries.
vixensghost
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Bro, this was NGS( Not Gag Safe ).
Humans never would have survived in many areas of the world without using animal skins and furs.fistfullofsteel said:
And we don't do female circumcision here, yet we find it ok to mutilate a male's sex organ.
Just like you seem to find it ok to slaughter cows, chicken, and all manner of other animal, but for whatever reason seals are off limits for you?
That is thinking emotionally, not rationally bro.
I'm ok with someone being PETA friendly and loving animals, but be consistent, have some integrity, if you are gong to defend seals, then defend other animals as well, not just the cute ones.
vixensghost
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Lestat said:
You sound bitter. Did they take too much off?
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How ANYONE can equate a human life to that of an animal befuddles me.
On second thought.... no it doesn't.
From what I understand there are some pretty fucking cold places in the world and NO, faux fur dont cut it.
And as for meat - I would eat a dog a cow a horse a pig a chicken a lamb a deer a fish a crustacean a bunnyrabbit - they are ANIMALS put here to serve me. Just as MY ASS would become their next meal if I were unfortunate enough to wander into THEIR WORLD.
The animal rights peeps needa get over themselves already.
On second thought.... no it doesn't.
From what I understand there are some pretty fucking cold places in the world and NO, faux fur dont cut it.
And as for meat - I would eat a dog a cow a horse a pig a chicken a lamb a deer a fish a crustacean a bunnyrabbit - they are ANIMALS put here to serve me. Just as MY ASS would become their next meal if I were unfortunate enough to wander into THEIR WORLD.
The animal rights peeps needa get over themselves already.
vixensghost
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BIKINIMOM said:
I've tried every kind of wild game, fish, and even snake( whick DOES taste like chicken).
We are spoiled in this country. We have never had to eat the family pet to survive. IF I had nothing else to feed my family, damn straight, Fido and Miss Kitty would look pretty damn good when hunger pangs hit.
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vixensghost said:
The hell you say?
You mean you wouldn't eat your own child first?
Fuck me, lobsters do that shit all the time and Ms Mary Tyler Moore still takes up for those poor creatures who are regularly thrown into pots of boiling water while they are *gasp* still alive!... for what? So we can feed our faces?
FOR SHAME!!!!
We shouldn't even eat plants because we all know that plants are living organisms with feelings too...
I think we should just eat our own young.
This way all the cute little fuzzy ducklings and baby calves and fishies and bugs and every other ANIMAL will be safe from us nasty humans.
vixensghost
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BIKINIMOM said:
I ate more lobster than MTM weighs when we were on Martha's Vineyard and Cape Cod this summer.
I'm humane, I stuck them in the freezer before their yummy asses hit the boiling water. They never felt a thing!
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vixensghost said:I ate more lobster than MTM weighs when we were on Martha's Vineyard and Cape Cod this summer.
I'm humane, I stuck them in the freezer before their yummy asses hit the boiling water. They never felt a thing!
Yea well that nutty bitch is like 45# so it's not hard to imagine.
Be carefull though, she may end up on your blog spewing all sorts of crazy shit bout how you are going to get her in trouble with her job if you keep eating lobsters.
You sure you can handle *that level* of crazy? Police may be on your doorstep before you can log off elite!
vixensghost
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I'll have melted butter dripping from my chin adn a silly plastic lobster bib on when they come a knocking.
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vixensghost said:
You are far braver than I!
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
lol 2007, yeah, we need to slaughter seals for their fur in order to survive today. get the fuck out of here.
male circumcision is used to keep guys healthier and that's why it was done or still is done, just cause you're a dirty fuck and never got circumcised and don't understand the reason for it then it doesn't mean the rest of us don't.
emotion has nothing to do with it. we raise cows and chicken for food and have been doing it for thousands of years. there is no need to slaughter seals for food. it wouldn't be logical to raise and slaughter seals for food. if some fucking native tribe up in alaska needs to kill a seal for food for survival then i have no problems with it.
it pisses me off when i see fisherman catch a fish and just leave it their to die with no intentions of doing anything with it. makes no sense why they just don't throw it back in.
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Ummm NONE of the men in my family (that includes my two young nephews, my older brother and my father) are circumsized. I wonder how they kept their penises from falling off.
Unless you are literally wandering around in the desert - God put that foreskin there for a reason. To mutilate a defenseless male child is no less barbaric and abusive than to mutilate a young female child. But if the mother in those countries does not hold her daughter down and subject her to death - NO MAN in that part of the world will want to marry her so the mother may as well hold the gun and pull the trigger. T'would be a far more humane death... dont you think?
As for killling a seal for its meat or fur... there are a helluva lotta colder places than alaska where people still live and NO - artificial shit DONT CUT IT.
Just because we have been killing cows and pigs and chickens in the US don't make their meat any less or more sweet in any other part of the world.
If you dont like seal meat or don't want to wear seal fur... then just DONT DO IT. Sorta like an abortion. If you are against 'em... don't have one.
PS - I do not have anything against the RELIGIOUS practices of anyone. That is their choice. But that doesn't mean that I feel the practise is any less barbaric or abusive. Just please don't anyone hand me this *a penis will fall off one day if you don't rip the foreskin from that malechild when it is newborn* shit. Please become better educated about such topics people.
THERE IS NO DOCUMENTED HEALTH REASON TO MUTILATE A NEWBORN BY RIPPING ITS FORESKIN OFF.
Unless you are literally wandering around in the desert - God put that foreskin there for a reason. To mutilate a defenseless male child is no less barbaric and abusive than to mutilate a young female child. But if the mother in those countries does not hold her daughter down and subject her to death - NO MAN in that part of the world will want to marry her so the mother may as well hold the gun and pull the trigger. T'would be a far more humane death... dont you think?
As for killling a seal for its meat or fur... there are a helluva lotta colder places than alaska where people still live and NO - artificial shit DONT CUT IT.
Just because we have been killing cows and pigs and chickens in the US don't make their meat any less or more sweet in any other part of the world.
If you dont like seal meat or don't want to wear seal fur... then just DONT DO IT. Sorta like an abortion. If you are against 'em... don't have one.
PS - I do not have anything against the RELIGIOUS practices of anyone. That is their choice. But that doesn't mean that I feel the practise is any less barbaric or abusive. Just please don't anyone hand me this *a penis will fall off one day if you don't rip the foreskin from that malechild when it is newborn* shit. Please become better educated about such topics people.
THERE IS NO DOCUMENTED HEALTH REASON TO MUTILATE A NEWBORN BY RIPPING ITS FORESKIN OFF.
fistfullofsteel
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BIKINIMOM said:
i would respond to your retardedness but i won't especially since it's you
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fistfullofsteel said:
Retardedness?
Do you think that name-calling fortifies your arguement or weakens it?
Odd, Vixenbabe and I are equally *retarded*. Why don't you respond to her *retardedness* then?
fistfullofsteel
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BIKINIMOM said:
when it comes to you, pointing out your retardedness is a must, because vixenbabe doesn't argue with somebody just for attention and for the sake of it with no valid points. i'm going to spare this thread this from turning into 50 pages. i've seen many try to talk some sense into you, but i think they realized you're a waste of time and arguing with you is like arguing with a retarded person.
vixenbabe is also hot and you're a busted ugly annoying bitch to be quite frank.
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fistfullofsteel said:
Thanks for confirming what we already knew -
YOU HAVE NO INTELLIGENT ARGUEMENT.
Please do carry on then.
The board is quite amused by you.
circumcision is NOT healthier if you talk to medical professionals, this has been documented, and the AMA (American Medical Association) said in the mid 1990s that there is no medical reason to mandate male circumcision. Get your facts straight.fistfullofsteel said:
I am also circumcised, but would never make that decision for my own son.
Also, do we still need leather to survive? Its usually a luxury item last time i checked, just like seal fur is. You still haven't explained to me why its ok to slaughter some animals, but not others, I want to know your reasons.
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Lestat said:
Dude - you are retarded and worse, your dick will fall off. Didn't you know that it is ok to slaughter cows because they are ugly?
fistfullofsteel
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BIKINIMOM said:Thanks for confirming what we already knew -
YOU HAVE NO INTELLIGENT ARGUEMENT.
Please do carry on then.
the village idiot speaks. thanks alot, coming for a retarded person, that makes me happy, and like i said before it would be great if you would never respond to any of my posts, but once again, i know you are too stupid to understand that.
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fistfullofsteel said:
Funny, I didn't call you a name once.
My point of view was intelligent and backed by FACTS.
Lestat and Vixenbabe are waiting for your rebuttal. I am just sittin here
.Please continue to inform us *retards*.
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
THIS is an operation which is often required in males during early childhood in consequence of the smallness of the aperture in the above-mentioned fold of skin, which tends to impede the excretion of urine. Lack of hygiene is often the first cause.
Circumcision entails other hygienic advantages of great importance in the struggle for existence. After this operation the collection of dirt in the preputial cavity is entirely impossible, for it no longer exists. It can therefore never become the site of venereal and other diseases which always menace the existence of the race. On the contrary the skin of the glans will now always be dry, a fact which ensures an adequate resistance against all harmful influences.
Most guys who are circumcised at a later age will state that they just like it better that way. It feels better and I'm one of them. It's way easier to maintain. I don't think females say it feels better since they had their clit cut off.
We use every part of the cow and chicken and nothing goes to waste. Killing a seal just for the skin is a waste. Many seals are on the endangered species list too. Like I said, if some native tribe had to kill a seal in order to survive then they have to do what they have to do.
You like posting your thread cause you think it's funny and it's your way of pissing starfish off. It's sad and pathetic that you think it's funny.
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Lestat said:
I do know that every now and again erections are painfull as the foreskin is too tight to accomodate. I also know that NO MALE MEMBERS OF MY FAMILY or ANY MAGYAR family are circumsized and none of their penises fell off or needed anything *extra* or *special*. As is the case with MOST Eastern European non-Jews and Hispanics.
In my culture only Jews circumsize their male children. I have no say in that as I am not a Jew. If it is important to them to do perform this type of ritual then who am I to pass judgment, although I DO KNOW that there is a movement (although I dont know how popular, I do know that it exists) for Jews to NOT circumsize their sons.
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Moltke said:
Some one oughtta teach them how to raise cows and chickens. Then all would be right in the world.
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Moltke said:i know you're joking but i don't think cows and chickens are coudusive to tundra pimping
They would be if someone made them little fur coats to wear..
vixensghost
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Ouch, this got kinda nasty.
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vixensghost said:
I know, still trying to figure why.
Just goes to show how *eloquent* a minority of board members can be.
vixensghost
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I do not think I've ever seen Fist type such hurtful words though.
I love a good debate, I respect an opinion....I only wish that it could be done without the bashing that goes on around here are times. It makes me crazy to be honest. No fun in it at alllll.
No, the above is NOT directed towards Fist, cuz HE does not stand alone on this.
I love a good debate, I respect an opinion....I only wish that it could be done without the bashing that goes on around here are times. It makes me crazy to be honest. No fun in it at alllll.
No, the above is NOT directed towards Fist, cuz HE does not stand alone on this.
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
I got my fact straights, you need to get your fact straights. You're one of those, I must go against everything because mommy and daddy made me allows follow the rules and I hate that. Are you or are you not an atheist pig? Or whatever you want to call yourself. I remember a few of your Jesus Christ and church bashing threads.
Since March 2007 the World Health Organization and UNAIDS recognize male circumcision as an efficacious intervention for HIV prevention, while cautioning that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent heterosexual transmission of HIV.[14] Circumcision may also be used to treat inflammation of the glans and penile cancer.[15][16] Using circumcision to treat phimosis (see section below) is debated in medical literature.[17][18]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circumcision
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vixensghost said:
He's done much better... LOL and so have others. But hey, there are so many more who have ALWAYS been above that, why this board is still waaaaaay above many of the other EF wannabee sites where pandamonium is king. Never really understood why ANYONE would want to frequent such a board, but I guess variety is the spice of life and we are all free to leave if we don't like the rules.
Fully agree with the rest of your statement... I honestly don't get it either.
But hey, it is what it is right momma?
fistfullofsteel
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First of all I know I'm not liked by many but that is because I want it that way. I can be an ass kisser and get everybody to like me, but bullshit on that. One thing is for sure the people who know me the most trust me the most and come to me when they have their balls in a vice and need somebody to bail their ass out. Cause they know I'm Johnny on the Spot when it comes to helping people I care about.
Bikininmom needs some serious help. She wants to be liked and Miss Popular but this is what people really think of her, there is alot more but I'm not going to go look for it.
lol @ that psychotic loser bitch redding you
I wish someone would blow her head off with a shotgun
Exactly, she's fucking crazy as a shit house rat.
Bikininmom needs some serious help. She wants to be liked and Miss Popular but this is what people really think of her, there is alot more but I'm not going to go look for it.
lol @ that psychotic loser bitch redding you
I wish someone would blow her head off with a shotgun
Exactly, she's fucking crazy as a shit house rat.
vixensghost
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Fist, please stop.
I'm out.
I'm out.
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fistfullofsteel said:
OMG and what exactly did I do to incite you *today*? You are sounding way more like some sea monster and waaaaaay less like merely an one who feels the need to name call when they are incapable of intelligent arguement. But hey, rock on my brother. You are making yourself look better and better.
I have yet to call you a name or make a personal attack on you.
Someone else publicly calls you on your bizaare wanton behavior and *your answer* is to continue the craziness? My redding you was not only proper but fully justified. But hey, please do go on.
you cited HYGEINE bro, not aids prevention.fistfullofsteel said:
Do you really think you need to cut off a part of the penis to prevent AIDS? what about simply being smart enough to use a condom?
Are you one of those types that has to always cater to the lowest common denominator? You are better than that.
fistfullofsteel
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BIKINIMOM said:
i told you many times to fuck off my posts and threads. go play i need the attention really bad on somebody else. i seriously doubt anybody gives two shits about your thoughts, views or opinions. if somebody told me, hey fistfullofsteel, fuck off i really don't give a shit what you think or have to say then i would gladly accommodate them and if their reason was they thought i was a complete moron, then would be fine by me. they wouldn't be the first or last. i'm ok with that.
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fistfullofsteel said:
I wasn't aware this was YOUR thread and that I was saying anything that was personally offensive to you or to anyone else for that matter.
Seems that this attitude of yours offends far more people than *this imaginary reality* you are assigning to me that you say incites you so much.
Carry on my brother. All of elite is now crystal clear in who is the one with MAJOR issues.
*tips hate*
I'm with Vixenbabe... CYA!!!
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
i'm giving you reasons. not just for better hygeine and comfort and easier maintenance. almost all men on this planet never use a condom all the time.
I'll requote it just for you, Since March 2007 the World Health Organization and UNAIDS recognize male circumcision as an efficacious intervention for HIV prevention, while cautioning that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent heterosexual transmission of HIV.[14] Circumcision may also be used to treat inflammation of the glans and penile cancer.[15][16] Using circumcision to treat phimosis (see section below) is debated in medical literature.[17][18]
My quotes come from doctors and World Health Organization and UNAIDS and my personal experience and the personal experience of 2 other guys. do you really think you know more than they do? seriously don't be angry cause you parents cared about you and you read some guy say his sex life was better before he got circumcised.
fistfullofsteel
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BIKINIMOM said:I wasn't aware this was YOUR thread and that I was saying anything that was personally offensive to you or to anyone else for that matter.
Seems that this attitude of yours offends far more people than *this imaginary reality* you are assigning to me that you say incites you so much.
Carry on my brother. All of elite is now crystal clear in who is the one with MAJOR issues.
*tips hate*
I'm with Vixenbabe... CYA!!!
see what i mean, you just keep carrying on, you never shut the fuck up. you do it to almost everybody on the board and i know they are annoyed by it too. if people thought you had something intelligent to say or said something intelligent i think they would acknowledge it.
btw, why don't you just make another thread how horrible your ex husband is and try to have people feel sorry for you, you already made him out worse than the devil and hitler combined.
You have personal experience with AIDS prevention due to circumcision?fistfullofsteel said:
I have never met any HIV/AIDS patient that has said "If I had only been circumcised.."
But lets give you your point. Fine.
So here is where we differ.
To prevent your son from getting AIDS, you'll cut off part of his penis.
For my son, I'll bring him home from the hospital intact, but instead teach him about being selective with his sexual partners, always using protection, and the risks of contracting HIV.
If after all that, he still wants to be circumcised, that will be his decision to make, but I will not make it for him, since it is a permanent one.
fistfullofsteel
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Lestat said:
no douche bag, i had personal experience in terms of my life being much easier and better when the foreskin was removed. So did other guys I've talked to.
What don't you understand about this part?
the World Health Organization and UNAIDS recognize male circumcision as an efficacious intervention for HIV prevention, while cautioning that male circumcision only provides partial protection and should not replace other interventions to prevent heterosexual transmission of HIV
After this operation the collection of dirt in the preputial cavity is entirely impossible, for it no longer exists.
Go cry to your parents because you think your sex life would have been better if they didn't have the foreskin removed.
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