people who order pizza...

[Liftbig]

are fucking stupid. when they call and we tell them that its gonna take an hour and a half for delivery, becuase the local high school just ordered 80 pizzas for a football concession stand, why in the hell do they call back 1 hour later bitching at me becuase there pizza still isnt there. hello, fucking idiots. and please do not ever, i mean ever let your young children order for you, its maddening listening to a 6 year old try to tell me he wants gummi bears, and twizzlers on his chocolate pizza . some people should be locked in cage, with debby matanopolous.

 

[revexrevex]

bor you need to show them your contest deadlift... they wotn complain

and btw stop eating pizza at the pizza place u fatty

 

[JOKER47]

are fucking stupid. when they call and we tell them that its gonna take an hour and a half for delivery, becuase the local high school just ordered 80 pizzas for a football concession stand, why in the hell do they call back 1 hour later bitching at me becuase there pizza still isnt there. hello, fucking idiots. and please do not ever, i mean ever let your young children order for you, its maddening listening to a 6 year old try to tell me he wants gummi bears, and twizzlers on his chocolate pizza . some people should be locked in cage, with debby matanopolous.

So, is it ready yet or not?

 

[Liftbig]

dude, i cant eat the pizza there. once you look at that shit all day, and cut it, and put up with people shit just to bring it to them, pizza isnt quite that good anymore.

honestly most people i deliver too are too high to give a rats ass what i can lift, they have hard enough time trying to figure out what money is, and why they need to give me some. although i have to admit its fun to deliver to drunk people, they dont know how much money they give you. one guy just opened his wallet and handed me a stack of cash. it was like a 30 dollar tip.

 

[revexrevex]

any hot girls answering the door man? Pizza is great incentive for a conversation.... cause u can eat it with her after you fuck her senseless

 

[Liftbig]

Re: Re: people who order pizza...

So, is it ready yet or not?

...j/k.

 

[JOKER47]

Re: Re: Re: people who order pizza...

...j/k.

 

[Liftbig]

any hot girls answering the door man? Pizza is great incentive for a conversation.... cause u can eat it with her after you fuck her senseless

yeah hot chicks order pizza all the time. its kinda like dinner and a movie. if by dinner you mean crappy pizza and by movie you meen shagging while the husband is working late. but no the shagging part never happen... ... really

 

[2Thick]

Love the avatar...LOL


SLOTH!

 

[rjl296]

fuck them up

 

[Liftbig]

yeah tonight was the first time i thought i was going to get robbed . usually people who would rob me end up giving me a bigger tip cuase im 10 times their size. but i delivered to a really, really crappy part of town, infested with drug dealers, crack heads, leperchauns, etc. and i get out of my kickin geo metro, comeplete with gay ass accent stripes., and jonny cokehead yells, HEY theres the pizza dude!!. then i see a group of drunk hillbillys look my way, one smashes a beer on the ground and screams shit! then he stumbles and falls down. after his neo nazi freinds help him up, they start to walk towards me. so i hurry and find the crack heads im delivering too(which by the way wasnt marked, please mark your houses), take thier hard earned money. and high tail it back to the tank. then i realize the drunk group got distracted, and forgot about me. the must have seen bigfoot in the woods.

 

[revexrevex]

what a bunch of pussies..... hyenas are only strong in packs..... they can quickly overwhelm a lion

 

[PHATchik]

Tell us how you really feel.

 

[gymrat]

bor you need to show them your contest deadlift... they wotn complain

and btw stop eating pizza at the pizza place u fatty

are you on a mission to call everyon fat tonight?

Do you have a fat complex?

 

[eurorides]

lift big i know what you mean, i worked at a pizza place and you have no idea how many people would ask HOW BIG IS YOUR 12INCH PIZZA. its like asking what time the 10:00 news is coming on.

 

[JOKER47]

yeah tonight was the first time i thought i was going to get robbed . usually people who would rob me end up giving me a bigger tip cuase im 10 times their size. but i delivered to a really, really crappy part of town, infested with drug dealers, crack heads, leperchauns, etc. and i get out of my kickin geo metro, comeplete with gay ass accent stripes., and jonny cokehead yells, HEY theres the pizza dude!!. then i see a group of drunk hillbillys look my way, one smashes a beer on the ground and screams shit! then he stumbles and falls down. after his neo nazi freinds help him up, they start to walk towards me. so i hurry and find the crack heads im delivering too(which by the way wasnt marked, please mark your houses), take thier hard earned money. and high tail it back to the tank. then i realize the drunk group got distracted, and forgot about me. the must have seen bigfoot in the woods.

They must have been drunk to go after your big ass.......

 

[gonelifting]

Liftbig, How much is the average tip for delivering? If you don`t mind me asking. So, What`s a good tip and an average tip? btw I`m a good tipper I think.

I always wondered about that, but you can never know unless you ask the guy yourself, So I`m doing that now. lol

It`s easier on the internet. lol

 

[Liftbig]

a average tip in my area is 1-2 bucks. a good tip is 4-5 bucks. sometimes people will give more. but there are also those bastards who dont tip.

 

[distanced]

you need to find a better job


and please don't tell me you own the company lol

 

[gonelifting]

a average tip in my area is 1-2 bucks. a good tip is 4-5 bucks. sometimes people will give more. but there are also those bastards who dont tip.

Thanks bro, Damn. I should listen to my wife more. She always says I should tip less. lol

Damn, no tip sometimes? wtf?

 

[eurorides]

wow thats really low, we call 2-4 low, average tip is 5,6 bucks, then we have regulars that tip 7,8+ and our pizza's arent cheap, most people give 15% on big orders, but this one company always orders like $150 worth of plzza and gives a $35 tip.

 

[tuc biscuit]

You Americans are such suckers when it comes to tipping.

 

[gonelifting]

You Americans are such suckers when it comes to tipping.

Dude??? If you tip alot you`re called a sucker? I know when someone is delivering Pizza/working at a diner etc. etc. They pretty much work on tips and I want to help them as much as I can.

That extra few bucks is`nt gonna make or break me, but it can help them out , So I do it to be GENEROUS. and I`m a sucker?

Generous = sucker?

 

[[email protected]]

I tip large. I go somewhere, a diner… Before my ass hits the chair I have my coffee there. Sometimes even waiting for me because they see my car pull up. I get my food first. Never have an empty cup on my table.

While all the rednecks are still trying to get the waitresses attention. Half the time the hotties are in my booth having coffee with my wife and myself.

WTF, I am not cheap. Most of these girls are single mothers or going through school. I am going to be cheap about it?

 

[Mr. dB]

Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

 

[messofaboogie]

complain much?

 

[Liftbig]

complain much?

i guess i am comlaining. and fuck you for asking. ...j/k

honestly my job is great, these kinda nights dont happen that often, but when they do its a shitty day. to be all truthful i have a very easy job, usually pretty stress free. my boss is very cool, and is flexible and lets me schedule working AROUND my training. im pretty satisfied with my part time job.