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CaseyDaTriple said:
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Congratulations Mr. Roter
As you know I have a fourteen month old son and just a few days ago I was giving him a bath and I noticed he-he was kind of touching his-a his penis. And I thought to myself, "Ok-the Roter neurosis ends HERE." And I said, "Son, it's ok touch it, touch it as much as you want. As a matter of fact you know Daddy likes to use a little KY jelly. It enhances the pleasure."
Yes Mr. Roter. KY jelly can be very effective when used under the supervision of a professional psychoanalyst.
Oh-oh yes, yes isn't it doctor? Well anyway, uh I noticed though, he-he wasn't touching his penis with any sense of pleasure. He appeared to me as if he was trying to just rip it off! And I thought, you know my wife only allows me to uh walk around the house fully clothed. So he's never seen a penis. So he identifies with the va-the vagina.
That's very insightful Mr. Roter, very insightful.
Thank-you doctor. So I pulled out my-my penis and I pointed to his and I pointed to mine, "eh eh-eh eh." And then doctor I think- I think he was getting connection because then he pointed to his penis and said, "eh eh-eh eh." and he made a little fist and it was like yes, son, yes, "eh eh-eh eh". But then he did a remarkable thing doctor. He pointed to my dick-my dick and said the word "sma" "sma" "sma" and then I realized my son was pointing at my di- penis and saying the word "small". And then I-I truly realized the ambivalence of fatherhood. You know part of me was so proud that he was saying his first word but the fact remained doctor, he was pointing at my cock and saying the word "small". And nobody, I don't care who the fuck you are, nobody does that to me. But then again, part of my brain said, "David, he is an infant. You must protect and nurture him." So I looked at my son and I said, "Son, in all fairness, I'd have to say, that if you think that daddy's dick is small, then uh daddy would have to say that your little pea-shooter is tiny, little Mr. wise-guy toddler, infintesimal. Yo boy, can you say the word microscopic?" Just then I realized my wife was standing behind me with her arms crossed and she said uh, "David, what are you doing?" And I looked up and said, "Hmm, teaching our boy how to love his body?" Well you know doctor, that-that she can be so judgmental. I guess what I'm trying to ask you is like, "W-W-What do you think?"
I think you're a fucking asshole, ha ha ha.......... Oops, slipped.
David & Al
Congratulations Mr. Roter
As you know I have a fourteen month old son and just a few days ago I was giving him a bath and I noticed he-he was kind of touching his-a his penis. And I thought to myself, "Ok-the Roter neurosis ends HERE." And I said, "Son, it's ok touch it, touch it as much as you want. As a matter of fact you know Daddy likes to use a little KY jelly. It enhances the pleasure."
Yes Mr. Roter. KY jelly can be very effective when used under the supervision of a professional psychoanalyst.
Oh-oh yes, yes isn't it doctor? Well anyway, uh I noticed though, he-he wasn't touching his penis with any sense of pleasure. He appeared to me as if he was trying to just rip it off! And I thought, you know my wife only allows me to uh walk around the house fully clothed. So he's never seen a penis. So he identifies with the va-the vagina.
That's very insightful Mr. Roter, very insightful.
Thank-you doctor. So I pulled out my-my penis and I pointed to his and I pointed to mine, "eh eh-eh eh." And then doctor I think- I think he was getting connection because then he pointed to his penis and said, "eh eh-eh eh." and he made a little fist and it was like yes, son, yes, "eh eh-eh eh". But then he did a remarkable thing doctor. He pointed to my dick-my dick and said the word "sma" "sma" "sma" and then I realized my son was pointing at my di- penis and saying the word "small". And then I-I truly realized the ambivalence of fatherhood. You know part of me was so proud that he was saying his first word but the fact remained doctor, he was pointing at my cock and saying the word "small". And nobody, I don't care who the fuck you are, nobody does that to me. But then again, part of my brain said, "David, he is an infant. You must protect and nurture him." So I looked at my son and I said, "Son, in all fairness, I'd have to say, that if you think that daddy's dick is small, then uh daddy would have to say that your little pea-shooter is tiny, little Mr. wise-guy toddler, infintesimal. Yo boy, can you say the word microscopic?" Just then I realized my wife was standing behind me with her arms crossed and she said uh, "David, what are you doing?" And I looked up and said, "Hmm, teaching our boy how to love his body?" Well you know doctor, that-that she can be so judgmental. I guess what I'm trying to ask you is like, "W-W-What do you think?"
I think you're a fucking asshole, ha ha ha.......... Oops, slipped.
David & Al
This thread is a crock of horseshit. Everybody is being very generous with the rulers, I see. I'm sure there's been an upswell in accidental abdominal ruler insertion as people stab their way to averaging 8".
Most bitches can't HANDLE a dick that big. I've been with hoes that I've fist fucked for crying out loud...the depth is too great in most positions for dicks that big. An ordinary, non-slut girl of average size will take an average dick. Even a reasonably above average one will cause pain.
So, either this board is full of freakin liars or you have some bucket pussied girlfriends.
Most bitches can't HANDLE a dick that big. I've been with hoes that I've fist fucked for crying out loud...the depth is too great in most positions for dicks that big. An ordinary, non-slut girl of average size will take an average dick. Even a reasonably above average one will cause pain.
So, either this board is full of freakin liars or you have some bucket pussied girlfriends.
corythosaurus
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14 years old? Should there be limits on those that cruise this forum?
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Deepsquat said:
I've had it happen exactly once, and she didn't even warm up, she just went down straight to the root. Scared me shitless, I didn't know it was possible. I didn't want to know what part of her anatomy the other end was reaching.
I think deep throat is overrated anyway, I'd much rather her work on the business end where all the sensitive bits are, and augment that with some hand action down low.
liftshard said:
I DREAM of a bucket-pussied girlfriend. I can box a woman's cervix from ANY position, with inches to spare. It takes a lot of control to keep from giving her that unwelcome jolt, restraining oneself during an act of passion is not easy. I don't know the meaning of the phrase "balls deep." Shit, if I roll a Magnum XL all the way down, there's still enough exposed skin for her to grab it with her fist.
Please correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the average woman's birth canal only has about 5", give or take, from the vaginal opening to the cervix.
sweetnes11
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Mr. dB said:
1. I don't want to sound stupid but what is a bucket-pussied girlfriend ??
2. I want a picture of that monster please!!!!
sweetnes11
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geoboy said:
With a dick that long wouldn't it drain his body of blood?
How much blood would it take to fill a 12 inch cock?
Would it all drain out of his head?
Could it get hard?
I am so confused
sweetnes11
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what would he do with the extra? It all is not going to fit
I think if some one came after me with 12, I would run. I know he wouldn't catch me, because he would trip over his dick , not that he could do to much walking his blood is all in hi9s cock,
Just somethings I was pondering
I think if some one came after me with 12, I would run. I know he wouldn't catch me, because he would trip over his dick , not that he could do to much walking his blood is all in hi9s cock,
Just somethings I was pondering
sweetnes11 said:
With a dick that long wouldn't it drain his body of blood?
How much blood would it take to fill a 12 inch cock?
Would it all drain out of his head?
Could it get hard?
I am so confused
He has an apparatus rigged up like the old Reebok Pump sneakers. When he needs an extra ounce to fill his schlong up, he reaches for the pump and fills that sucker up.
sweetnes11
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That makes sence, but I think you might be full of bull poop
sweetnes11
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He really has a pump? I have never seen it or him so I would have to take your word, I have always been a good girl, I don't watch that dirty stuff , lol
sweetnes11
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I have a few times but it was a long time ago, just was the same thing over and over again. f&*k ,f**k ,S**k,S**k nothing exciting to me
sweetnes11
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Well I am glad that 2% of men over 6 inches are all on Elite !!
geoboy
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sweetnes11 said:
actually, it's probably true that the average Bodybuilder type is larger than the average joe, just not by the massive proportions claimed here. the guys that are drawn to (and excel at ) bodybuilding tend to be high-testosterone neaderthals even b4 juice, and that usually equates generally speaking to larger shweens.
as to your percentage, over 7 inches would be in the top 93%. over 6 i think is just in the low-mid 80's somewhere.
geoboy said:
...raises hand...
Hey, there's 58,638 registered members. If Elite was a small city, that would be approximately 29,000 men, and so there'd be around 290 of us with three legs. But then I doubt that half of the registered users here are women, so that number would be even higher. We're not as rare as you'd like to believe.
Big & Mean
The first time a girl saw my rod she said "Oh my God it is so big and ugly!" I was a freshman in High School.
I got a big dick. Got called donkey dick by other wrestlers in high school locker room and showers. Was on the swim team briefly. I wasent able to wear the regulation speedo.
What sucks now is when women don't let me all the way in. I NEED TO BE ALL THE WAY IN!!!
The first time a girl saw my rod she said "Oh my God it is so big and ugly!" I was a freshman in High School.
I got a big dick. Got called donkey dick by other wrestlers in high school locker room and showers. Was on the swim team briefly. I wasent able to wear the regulation speedo.
What sucks now is when women don't let me all the way in. I NEED TO BE ALL THE WAY IN!!!
Longhorn85
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Gymgurl said:
GG where does your man rate on this scale? Are you used to handling the large meat?
Longhorn85
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Gymgurl said:
Well according to your poll I fall in the 85th percentile. Is that big enuff for you?
Longhorn85
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Gymgurl said:
Check your stocking this Christmas...
tuc biscuit
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She is a horny little thing
Longhorn85
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Huck Fedd said:
Not considering multiple views by the same user.
Soklules, why is the hubby holding back? And at Christmas time too? tsk, tsk.
bitter_man
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I spose average aint bad. I've never had a complaint.
Length and girth are the same, so that's gotta be good, Right?
Length and girth are the same, so that's gotta be good, Right?
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Juice Authority
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This is one area where I've been extremely blessed.
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