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penis size...you know you'll vote

how long is the shlong???

  • < 4 inches (are you asian???)

    Votes: 16 0.8%
  • 4 - 5 inches (not good)

    Votes: 37 1.8%
  • 5 - 5.5 inches (gettin there)

    Votes: 100 5.0%
  • 5.5 - 6 inches (average)

    Votes: 331 16.5%
  • 6 - 6.5 inches (average)

    Votes: 433 21.5%
  • 6.5 - 7 inches (above average)

    Votes: 416 20.7%
  • 7 - 7.5 inches (studies show 1 in 10)

    Votes: 335 16.7%
  • 7.5 - 8 inches (about 1 in 40)

    Votes: 180 9.0%
  • 8 - 9 inches (about 1 in a 100)

    Votes: 111 5.5%
  • > 9 inches (moby dick)

    Votes: 51 2.5%

  • Total voters
    2,010
  • Poll closed .
Hahnb said:
Most guys are going to lie, probably atleast an inch or so. I would say the average is about 4.5 inches more than likely. According to this pole the average is 6.5 inches, which isn't true because that's what I am- and every girl tells me my dick is huge.
6.5 does not look 'huge'. You must live in China.
 
i am 18 5'8 and i always had girls telling me how big my dick was and i just ignored it because atleast to me and i would think other guys would think the same thing we all want to be bigger so finally i started dating this girl and she was like your dick is huge can we measure it so she went in her fucking drawer in her kitchen and measured me and i was 9 inches almost ten and i couldnt believe it after that i wanted to break up with her and fuck a whole bunch of ohter bitches but i didnt.... dont know what im doing heh...
 
My dick is so huge that I use the head for a pillow at night.

It's so huge that I can't go to a dude ranch anymore because it frightens horses.
 
Steve The Bluesman said:
Who are the 16 guys under 4 inches? Yikes...and I can just picture 5,000 EF members out there with a ruler measuring their junk...

I just look down and say, that shit is big...


Bluesman

Never mind the 16 that say they're under 4, how about the 600 that say they're longer than 7. Can you say BULLSHIT...........lol
 
It's obvious why men weren't allowed to measure themselves for surveys after the Kinsey report.
Buncha lying mother fuckers...
 
Gymgurl said:
Hey now.....I think your ex has dibs on ya anyway....so I won't mention the little guy

That's low...hitting with the "phsyco ex" joke.

Her ass is to big now for you to worry about it, anyway.
 
Gymgurl said:
If that is your body in your avi...you need nothing more.... :chomp:

:) thanks, Anways I just think it's a fact that the average penis is a lot smaller than most polls say because guys are going to lie, even if the poll is secretive.
 
..A woman who says size DOESNT matter:

1 - is Lying

2 - has never had a larger than average man

or

3 - Was with someone large and he just sucked in bed period
 
The Shadow said:
..A woman who says size DOESNT matter:

1 - is Lying

2 - has never had a larger than average man

or

3 - Was with someone large and he just sucked in bed period
you are so right mister :qt:
oh but i love hammy so i deal with his tiny weenie
 
gymratess1 said:
I can honestly say that there is such a thing as too big (long). I've had one. It's not fun when it's so long that it hurts. Of course it's even worse when it's so short you can't feel it. Thick is better than long but remember not to short. OK? And really it's all in how it performs. Can you use it then immediately use it again. That's what I want, I want my man to come at least two times if not three or four. And not with 30-60 minutes inbetween. That's not too much to ask, is it?
I had sex 13 times in a row.but my avrig is 2 or 3 times
 
Cuthroat said:
I just break 7" Length but I am over 6 around, guess it will get the job done.


sounds like a date material to me! you are one lucky stud and your partner(s) are even luckier!!!
 
Not that big. When I was circumcised, it left a scar on my ass. On my wedding night my wife said "Who you gonna please with that?", & I said "ME!!!"
Actually 5+". Wifey loves it cause she can stick it anywhere without choking/bleeding. It does what it's supposed to do. She feels good cause she works the whole thing, & makes me feel great.
 
ummm, I had a prostitute tell me I have the biggest penis she has ever seen. Its about 10". Ive a couple girls tell me there was no in hell Id ever get to stick "that thing " inside them, lol.

Most girls though, dont seem to have a problem with it. I just have to be careful not to get carried away. :chomp:
 
_Yossarian_ said:
ummm, I had a prostitute tell me I have the biggest penis she has ever seen. Its about 10". Ive a couple girls tell me there was no in hell Id ever get to stick "that thing " inside them, lol.

Most girls though, dont seem to have a problem with it. I just have to be careful not to get carried away. :chomp:

sounds like you have the makin's for a great porn career , young man!
 
The Shadow said:
..A woman who says size DOESNT matter:

1 - is Lying

2 - has never had a larger than average man

or

3 - Was with someone large and he just sucked in bed period

or is young with a nice tight pussy....
only older more beat up pussies need a huge dick
 
Inquest said:
Mines 6.5 - 7 but i don't think thats above normal. Lotsof guys claim to have way over that. i don't think they'd make themselves look that small in bed. plus this one black girl told me after i got through that i could've made her scream if i was a little bigger so nah, i think thats still average.

Of course lots of CLAIM to have bigger, but lots of guys lie everyday. I've known people who constantly brag about how well endowed they are and then their girl says different(when the guy isn't around of course).
 
Bigred195 said:
Im exactly 7 1/4 everytime im 6'1 so its normarl i guess

What does you being 6'1" have anything to do with the size? I guess since I'm 6'5" I must be like 9", huh? After all I guess height controls dick size right? The tape measure must be lieing to me.
 
A man's new girlfriend looked at his limp penis and it had the word "Shorty" tattooed on it. Even though she loved him, she was a bit sad.

"That's an unusual tattoo" she said.

"Yes ... " he said. "It's the name of my business"

"Shorty'sServiceStationChattanugaTennessee"
 
TheLion2005 said:
A man's new girlfriend looked at his limp penis and it had the word "Shorty" tattooed on it. Even though she loved him, she was a bit sad.

"That's an unusual tattoo" she said.

"Yes ... " he said. "It's the name of my business"

"Shorty'sServiceStationChattanugaTennessee"
By far the lamest joke I've heard on here, or for that matter anywhere.
 
I have no idea. I think it is average... maybe a little bigger.
All of the girls I date say it is big without me asking... but.. I think all girls say that to every guy anyway. That along with "you are the best I have ever had" and "you have the best body I have ever seen"..
I know they are lying but I still like to hear it.. LOL
 
i remember reading something bout shlong exercises that can make it longer and thicker... shit forgot where the fuck i saw it hahaha if neone remembers post it lol kinda curious now again... blah
 
i love big cocks! :) nice long big thick juicy ones with big balls.i love to suck em, they feel so good in my pussy. i want a man with a big cock sooooo bad i would get down on my knees and worship your big cock i would suck that big cock of yours and then you could fuck my tight little pussy and give it to me hard...then you could shoot your big load out of those big balls all over my hot tits and i would lick it all up.... damn i need a big cocked man!...where are you my big dicked sex king????? :qt:
 
Length is only half the equation; there should be girth there as well-

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SexyJen said:
i love big cocks! :) nice long big thick juicy ones with big balls.i love to suck em, they feel so good in my pussy. i want a man with a big cock sooooo bad i would get down on my knees and worship your big cock i would suck that big cock of yours and then you could fuck my tight little pussy and give it to me hard...then you could shoot your big load out of those big balls all over my hot tits and i would lick it all up.... damn i need a big cocked man!...where are you my big dicked sex king????? :qt:

lol bbf
 
GenetiKing said:
Bro, aren't you 14 YEARS OLD!?!

I'll be honest, I am 6'0" with a 7 and 1/4" hard on but when I was 14 it wasn't that big yet.

Also, I was far from getting laid at 14 too. That came a few years later. I realize this shit's not impossible but...

Oh well, if you're not shitting us, then more power to ya. :cool:

mine was about 7 when i was 14 hasent grown but half an inch since :mad: why is this? i havent hit a growth spurt yet could i get bigger??
 
SexyJen said:
i love big cocks! :) nice long big thick juicy ones with big balls.i love to suck em, they feel so good in my pussy. i want a man with a big cock sooooo bad i would get down on my knees and worship your big cock i would suck that big cock of yours and then you could fuck my tight little pussy and give it to me hard...then you could shoot your big load out of those big balls all over my hot tits and i would lick it all up.... damn i need a big cocked man!...where are you my big dicked sex king????? :qt:


LMFAO!!!!!!

That is a funny post! Damn, you should write the script for the next episode of "Sexy Housewives"!!!
 
SexyJen said:
i love big cocks! :) nice long big thick juicy ones with big balls.i love to suck em, they feel so good in my pussy. i want a man with a big cock sooooo bad i would get down on my knees and worship your big cock i would suck that big cock of yours and then you could fuck my tight little pussy and give it to me hard...then you could shoot your big load out of those big balls all over my hot tits and i would lick it all up.... damn i need a big cocked man!...where are you my big dicked sex king????? :qt:
damn, I got hard just reading this....and I agree with her 1000% percent; big beats small any day....!
 
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