Opening Jars...

[Boach]

I can't remember the last time I couldn't open a jar. I don't remember when it was, but I remember it being a jar of tomato sauce and my mom gives me a dirty look, grabs it and pops that bitch open lickety split.

Hurtfully, I mumbled that I already loosened it and went about my meal making ways.

Now, I'm a big boy and have unofficially been made the jar opener. There's not a jar I can not open. I feel this is a signifigant stage in my life.

 

[frorider6]

Just wait till you hit puberty. That's a very significant stage of your life.

 

[Boach]

At 22, I anxiously await puberty like a 5 year old awaits santa on christmas eve.

But seriously, it wasn't long ago when I actually had trouble opening jars and shit. Now, it's not even an issue and I'm good for budging stubborn knobs, handles, bolts/nuts, and moving heavy stuff around. It just seems weird to notice such subtle yet signifigant thing in life.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I have trouble opening doors.
especially if I'm drunk, and it isn't my house.

also, don't open cans of tuna with your teeth - just a little tip I had figure out the hard way.