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I was at the gym getting a paper towel to clean off a bench. As I turned around, my hand swung down and this guy walked past me at the same time. He was so close I actually racked him with my fist. I tried to apologize. He doubled over a little but waved me off and mumbled something.

I felt so bad. He left right after that.

Tell me your embarrassing stories so I don't feel so bad:worried:
 
Hittin dudes in the nuts at the gym just cause you're jealous they have a cawk. Typical.

The other day I was loading up the Smith machine(yes Smith) for military presses and had my headphones on, and was in a hurry, so was not really paying attention to how loud I was. Went to lift the bar up to the top, to get under it, and WHAM!!! forgot to roll the bar, so it slammed on the stops above. Couldn't hear it, but turned around and the whole place was staring at me. I turned the volume down after.
 
I was at the cable machine lat pull downs but I was doing straight arm pull downs so I climbed over the seat and leg locks facing out standing up. When I was done with my third set I climbed out but didn't lift my leg high enough and it got caught which caused me to fall out of the machine face first onto the ground.


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Was stalking this girl in the gym, walking up behind her to smell her hair, she turned around and "accidentally" smacked me in the balls.. I didn't know she was into such rough sex, we have a date tomorrow i'm going to wear a cup..

too easy..


If people leave plates on the bar in the rack and walk away i take an ear plug out and yell after them "hey, are you done with this rack?? is your mom coming back later to put the plates away??"

true enough...
 
Sunday I went to jump on the side rails of the treadmill in between sprints, caught the side of one foot on the belt, tripped, said 'fuck!' really loud, and went down hard. Got slung out into the floor behind the treadmill.

Some lady opened the little swinging doors between the daycare center and the cardio room and asked if I could please keep my voice down if I was going to use language like that.

Looked around and the gym was PACKED and everyone was red from fucking laughing.

Good times..
 
Who works out in here?
 
Not my embarrassing story, but I saw a dude fall of the bench while doing dumbell bench presses once. He finished his set, and dropped one dumbell off the side, then the weight of the other dumbell flipped him right off the bench. He crawled back up, looked around and saw me staring at him and smiling real big. Funny shit.


I also saw a guy shit himself once. It was like 6 am on a sunday, so there was only about 10 people in the gym. He was benching heavy weights and screaming between each rep. He let a loud, wet sounding fart that just about everyone heard, then he slammed his weight down and said something like "Oh, shit!", then I saw him get up and walk out of the weight room, heading towards the locker and you could see that he had a full house in back.
 
got into a minor shouting match (headphones) with my husband because I couldnt put up the weight on the bench on my third set and he ran over to help me while I was mid roll of shame...which screwed up my roll of shame and the bar actually wound up leaving a bruise on my ribs..which of course made me scream "LET FUCKING GO!"

the entire weight room was looking and snickering....I didnt go back for three days...and changed what time I went so i didn't see the same group again for a month

I also keep the headphones lower now
 
I once saw a tall super model type smack her head on the lat pull down bar. I laughed despite my best efforts to look concerned.
 
WoodyO said:
Not my embarrassing story, but I saw a dude fall of the bench while doing dumbell bench presses once. He finished his set, and dropped one dumbell off the side, then the weight of the other dumbell flipped him right off the bench. He crawled back up, looked around and saw me staring at him and smiling real big. Funny shit.


I also saw a guy shit himself once. It was like 6 am on a sunday, so there was only about 10 people in the gym. He was benching heavy weights and screaming between each rep. He let a loud, wet sounding fart that just about everyone heard, then he slammed his weight down and said something like "Oh, shit!", then I saw him get up and walk out of the weight room, heading towards the locker and you could see that he had a full house in back.
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*off*
 
just...v said:
I was at the gym getting a paper towel to clean off a bench. As I turned around, my hand swung down and this guy walked past me at the same time. He was so close I actually racked him with my fist. I tried to apologize. He doubled over a little but waved me off and mumbled something.

I felt so bad. He left right after that.

Tell me your embarrassing stories so I don't feel so bad:worried:
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I would have insisted on an apologetic hand job.
 
just...v said:
I was at the gym getting a paper towel to clean off a bench. As I turned around, my hand swung down and this guy walked past me at the same time. He was so close I actually racked him with my fist. I tried to apologize. He doubled over a little but waved me off and mumbled something.

I felt so bad. He left right after that.

Tell me your embarrassing stories so I don't feel so bad:worried:
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Please keep writing more erotic stories like this. We like.
 
I didn't feel bad enough to hive him a hand job. Now if he had been better looking.....



Maybe....
 
just...v said:
That's what all you boys say
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I don't get down with exaggerated dick stories. What's the point? Brag it up til it comes to go time....then what? "oh hey look at the time.....I'd love you to have at it but uhhh I gotta go I left the oven on...."

Fuck that. I didn't say it was huge. I'd call it "normal" . But I've never in my life had a complaint on size, quality, or knowledge of use thereof.
 
Burnthiscorpse said:
I don't get down with exaggerated dick stories. What's the point? Brag it up til it comes to go time....then what? "oh hey look at the time.....I'd love you to have at it but uhhh I gotta go I left the oven on...."

Fuck that. I didn't say it was huge. I'd call it "normal" . But I've never in my life had a complaint on size, quality, or knowledge of use thereof.
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I can respect this.

I don't get why guys think that if they have a small penis it means that a chick won't want to have sex with him. I have decided that average can be better than big depending on talent.

Besides too big = pain.
 
One of my coworkers told me a pretty funny story about small penis a while back.

He said his sister-in-law had been dating this new guy for a few weeks, and she was really getting into him, but he never tried to make any kind of move on her. Then one night they were making out pretty heavy, and she went for his cock, and he stopped her, then explained that th reason he hasn't tried to make a move was because he had a small cock and was really embarrassed about it.

She was like whatever, and turned down the lights, and went for his cock again. then, when she got it out and realized it was ridiculously small, she decided she couldn't go through with it and told him she had to leave. Then never took his calls again.
 
WoodyO said:
One of my coworkers told me a pretty funny story about small penis a while back.

He said his sister-in-law had been dating this new guy for a few weeks, and she was really getting into him, but he never tried to make any kind of move on her. Then one night they were making out pretty heavy, and she went for his cock, and he stopped her, then explained that th reason he hasn't tried to make a move was because he had a small cock and was really embarrassed about it.

She was like whatever, and turned down the lights, and went for his cock again. then, when she got it out and realized it was ridiculously small, she decided she couldn't go through with it and told him she had to leave. Then never took his calls again.
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Lol....a guy I used to be friends with told me a story about a girl he dated for a while. I know who the chic is and she's fucking hot. She had the cable guy come over for actual cable related stuff but apparently he was cute. So being like she is se decides to make this guys whole life. She walks into the room...(classic scenario) drops her robe, totally naked goes up to the dude and undoes his pants and takes his cock out and its literally like and inch of shaft and a head. She starts laughing hysterically and the dude obviously is pissed and embarrassed. He's like come on man....she says no....you gotta leave.

My buddy used to bang her while her hubby was at work. In the ass. Then wipe off on the drapes.
 
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