Ooops my small blooper today, anyone else got any?

[NaturalOnlyAtBirth]

So anyways I did my monday inject of Test and EQ today but for some reason put the pin in my pocket instead of back in the pins case. So the wife and I head to the store (she doesnt know I use juice) and after we pay for a few things I reach into my pocket to get the recipt out to show at the door and the pin falls out, right onto the ground.. lol.. so anyways i pick it up quickly put it in the bag and shes just standing there like WTF. So i calmly tell her I bought some injectable B12 and just used it today and forgot about the pin. She seemed to take it pretty good but the look on her face was priceless.

Anyways thats my story, anyone else got some funny shit to share?

 

[hardrock]

Not along those lines, but once over repped a set and had to roll the barbell down to my legs and lift it back to the rack.

Other than that I once told my gf it was nothing to worry about while she watched me shoot. When I pulled the pin out a spurt of blood shot about 4 feet. Freaked the shit out of her and ruined any hopes of her doing my shots from then out.

 

[Advisor_x]

Not today bro........well still a couple of hours to mess up.............

 

[KenBraggofCarroltonGA]

Drank alot of protein one day and sharted on myself when doing squats.....goodtimes

 

[krishna]

Drank alot of protein one day and sharted on myself when doing squats.....goodtimes

YES!

 

[gymratforlife]

Drank alot of protein one day and sharted on myself when doing squats.....goodtimes

 

[alpha22]

damn, that shart story just made me spit muscle milk all over my monitor.

 

[Underworld]

I once tried to burst a blister on my thumb with a 25g needle, pushed too hard and the needle went cleanly through my thumb!!

Good job it was sterile I guess...

 

[DannoMight]

i saw a fat guy trying so show his fat kid how to train. he had his kid get on the treadmill and put his feet on each side of the machine while he turned it on and cranked up the speed. then he told his kid to start running. they guy had the treadmill goin pretty fast and when his kid tried to run on it he instantly fell face forward and the treasdmill ripped his pants off. then when he let go of the handle it forced him into a barrel roll off the treadmill.

 

[organon250]

this shits hilarious...not to worry you bro but your girl is going to develope some curiousity when you keep getting bigger she'll put two and two together especially when she shares this pin falling out at the checkstand story with her girlfriends....just warning you they'll tell her your getting juice from Balco!

 

[ryan04]

About a month ago it was graduation weekend at my school. I was in a hurry when my buddy picked me up to go to the gym, so I took my shot in the car. As we were getting on the main road we saw a cop a few cars behind and my buddy had an expired sticker. So we made a quick left and I winged the pin out the window real quick without really looking. After I threw it I looked to see where it went and there was a family sitting out on someone's driveway in lawnchairs...grandma, grandpa, mom, dad, the whole crew. The pin skipped off the driveway (had the cap on) and landed right in the middle of the circle they were all sitting in. Can you imagine going to see your kid/grandkid/niece/whatever going to graduate from college and a car drives by and hucks a used syringe onto your driveway? I almost shit my pants I was laughing so hard. I don't condone throwing needles around like some kind of junkie, but the cops were everywhere that day looking for drunk drivers and I wasn't about to get caught with a needle and an empty amp of test.

 

[El64]

i gave myself a shot of sus in my ass and within 5 seconds this big bruise came up, i really thought i'd done some damage and hid it from my girlfriend for 2 days before she saw it. told her i walked into the squat rack... whislt on the same cycle we were out buying myself some clothes and after trying on about 6 shirts my chest had pumped up so much i couldnt undress myself so she had to get this shirt off my back and her eyes nearly popped out of her head when i turned round! in 6 years she never new i was on gear, i blamed it on protein powder and got away with it. btw, yes she was a dumbass!!

 

[fbodyguy02]

Drank alot of protein one day and sharted on myself when doing squats.....goodtimes

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!

Tha is F-ing hilarious.. reminds me of the movie "Along came Polly"... that guy kills me!

 

[organon250]

these threads are hilarious nothing makes me laugh my ass off harder at work than hearing about people throwing "darts" at old folks and grandkids...thats hilarious!