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Xalthus

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OK.. I just got a membership at golds gym in utah because i cant workout at school any more (schools out). And im working out and I notice this one fruitcake with Aqua Spandex, Tank Top (ripped in the front showing his Hairy gray FLAT chest). And he is bald at the front and has long nasty hair in the back of his head. And skinny as fuck and just looks like a sausage.... So im working out and also paying attention to what this guy is doing. And he puts up 4 plates on the squat rack and stands there for 10 minutes. Then walks away from it and pretends he is in pain and goes around talking to EVERYONE. Goes back to the squat and stands around some more. Then does the same thing. Finally he gets under it and puts it up on his shoulders, yet he doesnt squat it just puts it back and makes a LOUD grunting noise. After 45 minutes of this bullshit he finally clears the squat and goes to a bench and lifts it looking in the mirror and pretending he is buff. Then lifts his shirt up and looks at his abs (remember he has no abs, he looks like a sausage). After he talked to another 500 people he goes to this guy and says, "See i have been working out for around 25 years, and THATS WHY I HAVE THE BEST BODY HERE". At this point i start laughing out loud, finished my excercise and left. Is it me or does EVERY gym have a fuckn nutcase? sigh...
 
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:) .....you cant beat the jackass in my gym...MR.USA.....he brought his friend there looks just like him same build but i think he is a little taller and i call him AFRO THUNDER he has a big afro....really.....he is always running up and down the stairs i think he is tring to get thinner......
 
Xalthus said:
OK.. I just got a membership at golds gym in utah because i cant workout at school any more (schools out). And im working out and I notice this one fruitcake with Aqua Spandex, Tank Top (ripped in the front showing his Hairy gray FLAT chest). And he is bald at the front and has long nasty hair in the back of his head. And skinny as fuck and just looks like a sausage.... So im working out and also paying attention to what this guy is doing. And he puts up 4 plates on the squat rack and stands there for 10 minutes. Then walks away from it and pretends he is in pain and goes around talking to EVERYONE. Goes back to the squat and stands around some more. Then does the same thing. Finally he gets under it and puts it up on his shoulders, yet he doesnt squat it just puts it back and makes a LOUD grunting noise. After 45 minutes of this bullshit he finally clears the squat and goes to a bench and lifts it looking in the mirror and pretending he is buff. Then lifts his shirt up and looks at his abs (remember he has no abs, he looks like a sausage). After he talked to another 500 people he goes to this guy and says, "See i have been working out for around 25 years, and THATS WHY I HAVE THE BEST BODY HERE". At this point i start laughing out loud, finished my excercise and left. Is it me or does EVERY gym have a fuckn nutcase? sigh...
BWAHAHAHAH:bawling: :bawling:
 
ultragainz said:
:) .....you cant beat the jackass in my gym...MR.USA.....he brought his friend there looks just like him same build but i think he is a little taller and i call him AFRO THUNDER he has a big afro....really.....he is always running up and down the stairs i think he is tring to get thinner......
i remember you talking about that guy a little back...what is he down to now...135.. 130 lbs.?
 
You should have been focused enough to where you didn't notice him!!! :) ..anyway you are right.. there used to be this one guy that would go up to everyone and tell them to listen to what he had been training to.....fuckng mario bros and zelda ..I shit you not.. he recorded the music when he played it..fucked up...pissed the hell out of me too. I haven't seen him in a while though. Probably b.c as time went on I became more dedicated and he did not.
 
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