OMG I just realized something...

[slat1]

I accepted an offer for a new job and I am moving.
It is a tight run ship.
I don't think I am going to be able to masturbate at my desk there... let alone two to three times a day!
I do it so I can go out in public places like the gym and not try to bang every girl there.
I am going to be a walking time bomb!

 

[Douglas7777]

Bummer

 

[vixensghost]

So, does the new guy at your old job get the jizz rag?

 

[Gymgurl]

Well you just need somethings for later in the evening lol

 

[nimbus]

lol @ blaming a chick's vag for lack of stimulation during sex when you're beating off 10 times a day and killing all sensation in your johnson

 

[Scotsman]

Lunch at the local adult bookstore?

Just remember to tip the jizzmopper.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nimbus]

Just remember to tip the jizzmopper.

Cheers,
Scotsman

especially since he's about to make a downpayment on an M5 or lexus

 

[Saintinistic]

just go to the toilet a few more times than usual, thats how the rest of us get around that problem

 

[slat1]

just go to the toilet a few more times than usual, thats how the rest of us get around that problem

I am going to have to figure something out.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@this ridiculous thread.

 

[time]

But funny as hell.. Hay slat1 if I can figure it out ,working in the US Capitol you can find a nice spot to post up sum GG!!

But do not reach under the stall..lololol

 

[slat1]

But funny as hell.. Hay slat1 if I can figure it out ,working in the US Capitol you can find a nice spot to post up sum GG!!

But do not reach under the stall..lololol

There are plenty of places in Dirksen.
I can't remember the name of the old Senator that used to have eight hot interns all the time.
He was ultra conservative and looked like a corpse.
Any how. He had smoking interns.
I used to go over there to say hello and then smash one out of the way back.

 

[time]

lol there is still a bunch of fine ass in all these buildings....

 

[calveless wonder]

I accepted an offer for a new job and I am moving.
It is a tight run ship.
I don't think I am going to be able to masturbate at my desk there... let alone two to three times a day!
I do it so I can go out in public places like the gym and not try to bang every girl there.
I am going to be a walking time bomb!

but you look so professional

 

[slat1]

lol there is still a bunch of fine ass in all these buildings....

The Young Jewish Bla Bla Bla used to come around and invite people to their functions.
They always sent at least on girls with huge cans on a lanky body.
I used to hate the damn Metro in the summer. The stupid humidity in a suit.
Wish I was smart enough to bring the suit to work and then put it on! LOL