OMG I Have a Hickey

[musclemom]

Just noticed it. Can't stop laughing, too funny. At my age

I freaking LOOOOOOOVVVVVVE my HRT. Haven't had this much fun in decades.

Hubby and I are both suffering from ummm, abrasions in unmentionable locations, too.

So ladies, if your doctor says NO to bioidentical HRT (even if you're only perimenopausal) you tell them to go fuck themselves and find a better one, seriously. Call a local compounding pharmacy and ask them for the names of doctors who call in prescriptions. You couldn't pay me to go back to how I've felt over the past year or so.

No wonder men divorce their 40 something wives ...

 

[miplank]

pics or it never happened!

 

[WoodyO]

How old are you, 12?

 

[PICK3]

Hubby and I are both suffering from ummm, abrasions in unmentionable locations

0-ring

 

[musclemom]

How old are you, 12?

48, I didn't get my first hickey until I was almost 17 (late bloomer *shrug*).

I'm just tickled, sorry to do a me-me-me thread but hubs and I haven't done a 4+ hour sex-a-thon in years and I was afraid they were just distant memories.

Can't do pics, Plank, unless I have my stepdaughter snap it, that's just too fucking weird.

 

[WoodyO]

Where is this hickey located?

 

[musclemom]

Where is this hickey located?

Nape of my neck

 

[WoodyO]

Nape of my neck

Why would you need your step-daughter to photograph that? No mirrors in your house?

 

[musclemom]

Why would you need your step-daughter to photograph that? No mirrors in your house?

No cameras. I don't have a cell phone and can't remember where the digital camera is (seriously, no clue).

 

[musclemom]

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He's missing some skin on his winkie and I'm uh, sore ... in places ...

Not bad for a couple of old farts