OMG I Have a Hickey

[musclemom]

Just noticed it. Can't stop laughing, too funny. At my age

I freaking LOOOOOOOVVVVVVE my HRT. Haven't had this much fun in decades.

Hubby and I are both suffering from ummm, abrasions in unmentionable locations, too.

So ladies, if your doctor says NO to bioidentical HRT (even if you're only perimenopausal) you tell them to go fuck themselves and find a better one, seriously. Call a local compounding pharmacy and ask them for the names of doctors who call in prescriptions. You couldn't pay me to go back to how I've felt over the past year or so.

No wonder men divorce their 40 something wives ...

 

[miplank]

pics or it never happened!

 

[WoodyO]

How old are you, 12?

 

[PICK3]

Hubby and I are both suffering from ummm, abrasions in unmentionable locations

0-ring

 

[musclemom]

How old are you, 12?

48, I didn't get my first hickey until I was almost 17 (late bloomer *shrug*).

I'm just tickled, sorry to do a me-me-me thread but hubs and I haven't done a 4+ hour sex-a-thon in years and I was afraid they were just distant memories.

Can't do pics, Plank, unless I have my stepdaughter snap it, that's just too fucking weird.

 

[WoodyO]

Where is this hickey located?

 

[musclemom]

Where is this hickey located?

Nape of my neck

 

[WoodyO]

Nape of my neck

Why would you need your step-daughter to photograph that? No mirrors in your house?

 

[musclemom]

Why would you need your step-daughter to photograph that? No mirrors in your house?

No cameras. I don't have a cell phone and can't remember where the digital camera is (seriously, no clue).

 

[musclemom]

0-ring

He's missing some skin on his winkie and I'm uh, sore ... in places ...

Not bad for a couple of old farts

 

[goin on 4T]

Lol nice work brah.

 

[Dial_tone]

48, I didn't get my first hickey until I was almost 17 (late bloomer *shrug*).

I'm just tickled, sorry to do a me-me-me thread but hubs and I haven't done a 4+ hour sex-a-thon in years and I was afraid they were just distant memories.

Can't do pics, Plank, unless I have my stepdaughter snap it, that's just too fucking weird.

Video then make screenshots to get stills.....not that I would know anything about dat.

 

[musclemom]

Video then make screenshots to get stills.....not that I would know anything about dat.

Dude, nobody on this board wants to see two saggy old farts making the beast with two backs.

 

[WoodyO]

Dude, nobody on this board wants to see two saggy old farts making the beast with two backs.

You've never been so wrong in your life

 

[musclemom]

You've never been so wrong in your life

Y'all are kinky fuckers.

Seriously, watching nearly 50 year old me and nearly 60 year old hubby rutting around on our Tempurpedic might put most people off nookie permanently.

 

[miplank]

He's missing some skin on his winkie and I'm uh, sore ... in places ...

Not bad for a couple of old farts

missing skin???


might I suggest some lube.

 

[miplank]

anyone down for watching a couple of 30 year olds rutting around on a sleep number?

 

[WoodyO]

anyone down for watching a couple of 30 year olds rutting around on a sleep number?

Yeah, hold on. I'll be right over.

 

[shirlene29]

no

I hate sex


which brings me to my question
what are you on for hrt?

 

[cindylou]

anyone down for watching a couple of 30 year olds rutting around on a sleep number?

Lmao wtf!!! Do I need to check for hidden cameras?

 

[musclemom]

no

I hate sex


which brings me to my question
what are you on for hrt?

Sublingual progesterone 100 mg in the am, testosterone cream 5 ml per night to vaginal mucosa at bedtime.

It's like I was sitting in a pitch dark room and didn't know it and someone turned the lights on

Oddly enough, I was getting hot flashes but I'm not on estrogen and the hot flashes stopped. I'm not complaining. Estrogen is over rated IMO.

Only downside I can see so far is I have ZERO patience for my stepdaughter. Used to be I couldn't stand her before my period, now I can't stand her all the time Oh, and when I do get a period the PMS is really, really bad, like psycho bad. But considering I was contemplating suicide before I went on the hormones, I can live with it. It's basically the way I was in my 20s so it's familiar territory.

 

[miplank]

Lmao wtf!!! Do I need to check for hidden cameras?

 

[WoodyO]

At least check for a fat Hawaiian in the corner

 

[shirlene29]

Sublingual progesterone 100 mg in the am, testosterone cream 5 ml per night to vaginal mucosa at bedtime.

It's like I was sitting in a pitch dark room and didn't know it and someone turned the lights on

Oddly enough, I was getting hot flashes but I'm not on estrogen and the hot flashes stopped. I'm not complaining. Estrogen is over rated IMO.

Only downside I can see so far is I have ZERO patience for my stepdaughter. Used to be I couldn't stand her before my period, now I can't stand her all the time Oh, and when I do get a period the PMS is really, really bad, like psycho bad. But considering I was contemplating suicide before I went on the hormones, I can live with it. It's basically the way I was in my 20s so it's familiar territory.

this is actually why I asked...

 

[WoodyO]

Rather than suicide, I'd recommend the sashimi salad from Sansai. It's much more fulfilling.

 

[miplank]

At least check for a fat Hawaiian in the corner

just keep it down...

 

[cindylou]

too late! I already saw the evil grin

 

[miplank]

Prove it!

 

[redsamurai]

no

I hate sex


which brings me to my question
what are you on for hrt?

ur too cute to hate sex, what's wrong?