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Omg cops beating down my door 2 min ago

waterboy

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I have to tell u guys this one ...holly shit Im still shaking :( ..I just got my dew packedge in the mail at 12:00 Im all happy and then 24 min latter My gf yells hey the cops are at every window and I heard them baging on the door ...I nearly shit my self Im holding my new steroids in my hand and freak out ....I yell to her dont answer the door wait a sec ...Im running around my apt like a chicken with my head cut off and im freaking out My 3 year old kid goes to open the door, I rip the paper from the packedge up and flush in down the tolet and then I take all my juice and open up my beat me up boby (its like a punching dummy and u fill it up with water) and put all the juice inside him ..My gf answerd the door and taulks to the cops, im in the bed room praying to god ...GF comes back laughing ..tells me ."the cops were at the wrong door are apt number is 01 they wanted 201 wrong door "..... So then I run back to my beat me up boby and drain the whole thing out in the tub and catch the juice ...No harm done I guess just a near heart attack ..
 
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waterboy said:
I have to tell u guys this one ...holly shit Im still shaking :( ..I just got my dew packedge in the mail at 12:00 Im all happy and then 24 min latter My gf yells hey the cops are at every window and I heard them baging on the door ...I nearly shit my self Im holding my new steroids in my hand and freak out ....I yell to her dont answer the door wait a sec ...Im running around my apt like a chicken with my head cut off and im freaking out My 3 year old kid goes to open the door I rip the paper from the packedge up and flush in down the tolet and then I take all my juice and open up my beat me up boby (its like a punching dummy and u fill it up with water) and put all the juice inside him ..My gf answerd the door and taulks to the cops im in the bed room praying to god ...GF comes back laughing ..tell me ."the cops were at the wrong door are apt number is 01 they wanted 201 wrong door "..... So then I run back to my beat me up boby and drain the whole thing out in the tub and catch the juice ...No harm done I guess just a near heart attack ..
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That's craziness!!!!!


Good to hear you are still ok.
 
waterboy said:
I have to tell u guys this one ...holly shit Im still shaking :( ..I just got my dew packedge in the mail at 12:00 Im all happy and then 24 min latter My gf yells hey the cops are at every window and I heard them baging on the door ...I nearly shit my self Im holding my new steroids in my hand and freak out ....I yell to her dont answer the door wait a sec ...Im running around my apt like a chicken with my head cut off and im freaking out My 3 year old kid goes to open the door I rip the paper from the packedge up and flush in down the tolet and then I take all my juice and open up my beat me up boby (its like a punching dummy and u fill it up with water) and put all the juice inside him ..My gf answerd the door and taulks to the cops im in the bed room praying to god ...GF comes back laughing ..tell me ."the cops were at the wrong door are apt number is 01 they wanted 201 wrong door "..... So then I run back to my beat me up boby and drain the whole thing out in the tub and catch the juice ...No harm done I guess just a near heart attack ..
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Fuck I wouldn't have had the gut to keep the juice around. I would've tossed it out the window! Fuck! Scarry shit bro!
 
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Maxx Out said:


Fuck I wouldn't have had the gut to keep the juice around. I would've tossed it out the window! Fuck! Scarry shit bro!
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I know I wanted to do that but the cops were at every window ...Just think though how bad I would have been kicking my self in the ass If I did that ....My gf is laughing at me right now ...she thinks its funny
 
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M.O.D said:



didn't you teach your kid not to open the door to strangers:D
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Yeah my gf put him in time out for that ...He just opens the door to any old cop ..
 
crazy dude, just crazy. i bet you were overcome with relief once you found they were at the wrong apt. but that doesn't do anything for your dirty pants...:D
 
I would have gone to the door crying with an attractive wet-spot on the front of my pants. Glad you're okay.
 
never trust those fuckers they probably really are checking you out but wanna play it off...still be careful, real careful:good:
 
since you came out o.k...that was a funny ass story...you must have been so releived when they made the mistake...did you laugh afterwards when you found out it was a mistake?i would have laughed my ass off at myself...
 
Jesus, you awake?

I had a similar experience, I still remember feeling my life was over and then the rush 10 sec after you find out all is chill.

Glad all is well for you bro.
 
LOL, Reminds me of this one time my best friend came back to his apartment and there were 2 cop cars just sitting down in the parking lot like they were waiting for him or something so he runs up stairs and freaks out by flushing 3000 Halo's down the toilet. Turns out they were waiting for someone else.
 
da big thinker said:
since you came out o.k...that was a funny ass story...you must have been so releived when they made the mistake...did you laugh afterwards when you found out it was a mistake?i would have laughed my ass off at myself...
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Ohh yeah I laughed my ass off about it after it was over ...but just like occam said I had the feeling my life was over wich is not a cool feeling at all.. This can be a good story for people to see how good it is to have freedom and just how quick it can come and go .
 
waterboy said:
I have to tell u guys this one ...holly shit Im still shaking :( ..I just got my dew packedge in the mail at 12:00 Im all happy and then 24 min latter My gf yells hey the cops are at every window and I heard them baging on the door ...I nearly shit my self Im holding my new steroids in my hand and freak out ....I yell to her dont answer the door wait a sec ...Im running around my apt like a chicken with my head cut off and im freaking out My 3 year old kid goes to open the door, I rip the paper from the packedge up and flush in down the tolet and then I take all my juice and open up my beat me up boby (its like a punching dummy and u fill it up with water) and put all the juice inside him ..My gf answerd the door and taulks to the cops, im in the bed room praying to god ...GF comes back laughing ..tells me ."the cops were at the wrong door are apt number is 01 they wanted 201 wrong door "..... So then I run back to my beat me up boby and drain the whole thing out in the tub and catch the juice ...No harm done I guess just a near heart attack ..

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Beat up Bobby---lol
 
:bawling: :bawling:

Now that is some funny shit. Sounds like you thought pretty fast. I would have been shoving the shit up my ass or something.
 
Wow - take the day and relax a bit.

I had a package delivered on Sunday once (unexpected), I was on the shitter and the postal guy was trying to force my girlfriend to sign for it until she pointed out there was a release. I put it by the door (marked return to sender) get in the shower and there's another knock.

Same postal guy saying he forgot the slip - I give him the package to get the slip and he tries to leave with it saying he'll return it for me. Had to give him some shit about anthrax and Christmas and that I always confirm packages I'm not sure about to get it back.

Fifteen minutes later there are cops all over in front of my place (like 5 cars full - blocking the street). Figured I was going to have a fun day but they were involved a few houses down. Went out and had some beers.
 
Man, that is like an extreme example when you have a cop with its lights on behind you and the you pull over and he keeps going SCARED AND RELIEVED at the same time. I would have FREAKED that would have been some scary stuff. Glad you are still among the free. :D
 
MadCow1 said:
Wow - take the day and relax a bit.

I had a package delivered on Sunday once (unexpected), I was on the shitter and the postal guy was trying to force my girlfriend to sign for it until she pointed out there was a release. I put it by the door (marked return to sender) get in the shower and there's another knock.

Same postal guy saying he forgot the slip - I give him the package to get the slip and he tries to leave with it saying he'll return it for me. Had to give him some shit about anthrax and Christmas and that I always confirm packages I'm not sure about to get it back.

Fifteen minutes later there are cops all over in front of my place (like 5 cars full - blocking the street). Figured I was going to have a fun day but they were involved a few houses down. Went out and had some beers.
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That would suck 2
 
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