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[KillahBee]

i just got invited to a.......

19 year-old's house party tonite

Fuck. 19. I know I joke around a lot about lovin the young ladies and their beautiful young tight fresh flowery innocent pink tight not balogna like vaginers, but dudes - 19 years old. That's bout 10 yrs younger than me.

In other words - if I wake up tomorrow with no little KB's successfully burrowing in some cooze's placenta-laced eggs, it will be a disappointing eve.

god speed to me.

wish me luck, my good bros.

this one's gonna get tricky....

*has an intern play Taps as he walks off into the sunset*

 

[EnderJE]

I hear that hammer pants are back in. You should wear some.

 

[SaladFork]

Meh, they just need you to buy them beer.

 

[jack sparrow]

White shoes.

 

[myway]

Good luck. If she has good locks, sneak into the bathroom and steal her hair products.

 

[KillahBee]

White shoes.

A wiser man, I have not met.

titMOTHERFUCKINGcr

 

[nimbus]

smash it bro, you got this

 

[calveless wonder]

i'm on a plane right now.....flying out there

atw isn't far behind

 

[awesomejay]

KB is my hero

 

[myway]

Post pics of her daddy/big brother/angry uncle chasing u with a 9mm.

 

[needtogetaas]

Meh, they just need you to buy them beer.

lmao

 

[Spartacus]

when I was 38 I dated a 19 year old
nymph too

 

[Smurfy]

so did you get any ass?

 

[Inhibitor13]

Results???

 

[Wulfgar]

I dont know about KB..but ive been balls deep in 4 diff chicks in the last 2 days
hopefully he has had similar luck

 

[Inhibitor13]

I dont know about KB..but ive been balls deep in 4 diff chicks in the last 2 days
hopefully he has had similar luck

hell yeh ! Do tell !