Oh My God!!! My Situation With My Racoons Just Become Bloody!!!

[freak daddy]

The most crazy thing just happened. Animal control came to get rid of the racoons in my storage closet on my deck, and horror ensued. As I watched behind my 2-ply sliding glass door, I watched the guy open the door to my storage closet. At first he did'nt see the racoon, next thing you know, the racoon jumped from the ceiling onto the guys face. The Coon was nawing and clawing at this poor guys face, blood was flying everywhere. A bad situation just become worse. The guy fell over the railing of my deck, 2 stories to ground below. I was in shock at what I just witnessed, so I run and grab my 380 out of my room, and run back out to the deck. The guy was still alive on the ground below, but the damn coon was still chowing down on this guys face. So I figured I would shoot the racoon...BAD IDEA!! I missed and hit the guy in the stomach, by now a crowd was forming. Much to everyones dismay, there was a blood gusher coming from this dude's gut. So I shoot again, and fugging miss again and hit the guy in leg. I scream at the idiot and tell him to quit being such a pussy, and to hold still. I could'nt believe what a wussy this guy was. Now the racoon was really pissed and decided to attack an elderly man that was watching. Now I was concerned. So I did the unthinkable. I grabbed the 3 baby coons and started throwing them at the mother coon. This seemed to upset her even more. At that moment the Task Unit arrived and took target practice the racoons. It was definite bloodshed. I felt a little bad for the baby's though. I guess I probably should'nt have threw them.

 

[vixenbabe]

See any foam from anyone's mouth yet?

Hello Freak Daddy..Hope all is well with you sweetie!

 

[p0ink]

did you take the guys wallet?

 

[HumorMe]

So I shoot again, and fugging miss again and hit the guy in leg. I scream at the idiot and tell him to quit being such a pussy, and to hold still. I could'nt believe what a wussy this guy was.

 

[freak daddy]

See any foam from anyone's mouth yet?

Hello Freak Daddy..Hope all is well with you sweetie!

Everything is great! Thank you for asking Vix.
I married the most beautiful,caring, and loving woman in Jan.

I'm moving in a month.

Starting a new career.

I'm happy, fit, and financially stable.

How about you Vix?

 

[vixenbabe]

YOU just made my day! YOU got married? I'm sooooo happy for you, B! She is a LUCKY lady and I'm sure she must be wonderful too if she stole your heart. You really did make my day telling me this info.

We are well up North, Hon! Busy with work and training. Hubby and Bri and doing well too.

I looked for you at the Arnold..did not see you! boo hoo! Was hoping to run into ya. NEXT YEAR!! WE WILL PARTY! Deal?

 

[freak daddy]

YOU just made my day! YOU got married? I'm sooooo happy for you, B! She is a LUCKY lady and I'm sure she must be wonderful too if she stole your heart. You really did make my day telling me this info.

We are well up North, Hon! Busy with work and training. Hubby and Bri and doing well too.

I looked for you at the Arnold..did not see you! boo hoo! Was hoping to run into ya. NEXT YEAR!! WE WILL PARTY! Deal?

Thank you!! I did'nt go to the Classic this year. I will go next year though. DEAL!!

 

[Milhouse]

When I saw your raccon thread the other day all I could think about was the movie saving silverman where steve zahn tries to get the baby racoon and momma racoon attacks him.

Now its all been confirmed

 

[freak daddy]

When I saw your raccon thread the other day all I could think about was the movie saving silverman where steve zahn tries to get the baby racoon and momma racoon attacks him.

Now its all been confirmed

I love that movie. Jack Black is hilarious.

 

[Lumberg]

The same thing happened to me the other day...

I was fucking this girl with the leg of a chair and some teenagers were taping it and then a raccon dropped on their heads and the raccoon jizzed all over their faces and then I shot them.