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[WoodyO]

Buncha rude motherfuckers in here. Nobody's happy for Buffgeigh that he found himself a woman that fits his mooslim criteria?

 

[dabuffguy]

I get no love from sum deez ngrs.

Jk you guys are all good robs.

 

[dabuffguy]

you're the one that proclaimed your virginity...and we're all a bunch of immature knuckleheads...wtf? i think it's a perfectly legit thread considering the overall makeup of this place. maybe you're feigning umbrage? i hope so

Lololololol, I'm just busting Pick3's balls.

I was actually expecting something along these lines, most likely from him too. I'm not put off, but I can be a dick about it if I want. Lol.

 

[miplank]

7 inches.

you wish;fgt.

 

[WoodyO]

Cock-off???

 

[dabuffguy]

you wish;fgt.

Hahaha!!

Okay, 3.5

 

[smurf2]

What if she has a weiner?

 

[dabuffguy]

What if she has a weiner?

Hahahaha!!!

I told her that once jokingly.

"You better not have a penis or I'm leaving you."

She just laughed then said, and you better have a big one or I'm leaving you!

 

[smurf2]

Better get the annulment papers ready

 

[sexyMFer]

I round up to seven