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[cindylou]

lolo

 

[cindylou]

she wants to hear more about your dick and balls bro.

aw, it's okay if other guys make me laugh. It'll be ok.

 

[AFeedz]

I dunno. I would figure it would be proportional so it wouldn't be "oddly" big

Dicks are 100% not proportional to height.

My first was 6'6 and had a baby peen.

 

[miplank]

aw, it's okay if other guys make me laugh. It'll be ok.

Whatever

 

[WoodyO]

A tall, skinny 6'4" dude at work put a bunch of videos of himself jacking off on our shared drive by accident, so of course we all watched it and laughed. All of us immediately noticed that his schlong didn't look proportional to the rest of his frame. It was barely bigger than his palm.

 

[cindylou]

Well did he have big hands?

 

[AFeedz]

Lololol

 

[Strongbow]

Whatever

You mad bro?

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[WoodyO]

Well did he have big hands?

His hands seem proportional to the rest of his body, but his peen still barely peeked out of his palm.

On a related note, he found out we all watched it when our marketing girl felt guilty and told him the vids were public. The office was kind of uncomfortable that day.

 

[cindylou]

Whatever

I'm sorry.