ode to strongbow

[binö]

you are so bloated and in such bad conditioning the avg crossfit dude would smoke you in most althletic events (laying on your back and bad form bench pressing though you would dominate).
you prostate is slowly growing, your gyno is steady filling in, and your palms and underarms are constantly sweaty.
meanwhile you eyes dart around nervously and your breath smells like offbrand dip.
this is your legacy and destiny
signed,
discuss

 

[WoodyO]

First!

 

[binö]

First!

i went to SD for the first time this jan. for work.
most of the time was spent in the temecuela area, which IMO wasn't a bad place.

 

[Strongbow]

you are so bloated and in such bad conditioning the avg crossfit dude would smoke you in most althletic events (laying on your back and bad form bench pressing though you would dominate).
you prostate is slowly growing, your gyno is steady filling in, and your palms and underarms are constantly sweaty.
meanwhile you eyes dart around nervously and your breath smells like offbrand dip.
this is your legacy and destiny
signed,
discuss

My bench press form is flawless

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[binö]

My bench press form is flawless

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i bet you are out of breath after typing that

 

[Strongbow]

i bet you are out of breath after typing that

Are you watching me?

 

[Strongbow]

Is this what you wanted?

 

[Strongbow]

 

[nangiggles]

Who posts flaccid pics? Im so angry!

 

[Strongbow]

Who posts flaccid pics? Im so angry!

You wanna put that in your ass?

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[WoodyO]

i went to SD for the first time this jan. for work.
most of the time was spent in the temecuela area, which IMO wasn't a bad place.

That's in the Inland Empire, not San Diego.

 

[nangiggles]

You wanna put that in your ass?

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what good s it gonna do me all soggy and shit.

 

[Strongbow]

what good s it gonna do me all soggy and shit.

Don't worry bish I'll poke it in with my finger. I just wanted you to see what a sleeping monster looked like. Think about your poor as hole when you wake it up

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[miplank]

you have the weirdest looking dick

 

[WoodyO]

Is that a compliment?

 

[Strongbow]

you have the weirdest looking dick

Hahaha haha thanks man your dick is oddly big too

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[Cali72]

Bunch of gay fuckers in here..

 

[PICK3]

Bunch of gay fuckers in here..

indeed

 

[Strongbow]

Bunch of gay fuckers in here..

I'll fuck your mom till you love me and call me daddy . mother fucker

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[WoodyO]

Not Gay, just curious.

 

[cindylou]

Hahaha haha thanks man your dick is oddly big too

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how do you know that

 

[WoodyO]

When someone is 6'5, how do you gauge an "oddly big" dick?

 

[cindylou]

When someone is 6'5, how do you gauge an "oddly big" dick?

I dunno. I would figure it would be proportional so it wouldn't be "oddly" big

 

[-SD-]

This is an oddly conversation

 

[caligirl85]

Indeed

 

[miplank]

Hey beezy...that pic you posted earlier, the one you took down?

Look familiar?

 

[miplank]

why would you even claim that as your own?


gross what a weird dick

 

[caligirl85]

Lol @ worlds ugliest dicks!

 

[miplank]

holeefuk i srsly love calling people out

 

[sexyMFer]

I wasn't going to say anything but the balls were too big for a juicer

 

[binö]

I wasn't going to say anything but the balls were too big for a juicer

my balls never shrunk at all on the juices,
i wish they would they are too swole

 

[sexyMFer]

I stayed on for like 6 months a couple years ago and mine shrunk like fuck

I seriously had nothing but dick

 

[cindylou]

Lol

 

[sexyMFer]

I was going past balls deep. Taint deep?

 

[binö]

That's in the Inland Empire, not San Diego.

i'm aware of that, home based in IE but we were in SD proper frequently.
also spent time in the town of Alpine, you probably don't give a fuck about that town but i dug it, could live there.

 

[sexyMFer]

Is this tmi?

 

[cindylou]

lmao no

 

[miplank]

she wants to hear more about your dick and balls bro.

 

[WoodyO]

i'm aware of that, home based in IE but we were in SD proper frequently.
also spent time in the town of Alpine, you probably don't give a fuck about that town but i dug it, could live there.

I don't know if you are a beer drinker or not, but if you are ever back in town, check out Alpine Beer Co. They have a great brewery and restaurant. The deep fried battered pickle chips are fucking awesome.

 

[sexyMFer]

I don't want any part of this quarrel

 

[caligirl85]

Is this tmi?

It's close

 

[Strongbow]

Hey beezy...that pic you posted earlier, the one you took down?

Look familiar?

Hahaha I got sent that pic about a month ago with some smart ass comment on it from a ngr in atlanta. My fucking nuts look like raisins bro it's embarrassing. Lol

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[Strongbow]

my balls never shrunk at all on the juices,
i wish they would they are too swole

My balls honestly almost disappear it's fucking bad on me these days hcg none of that shit works. I guess it's from prolonged use bit my balls ain't sagging as I get older

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[PICK3]

My sack and cawk are pretty as fug!

 

[caligirl85]

Pics??

 

[Cali72]

I wasn't going to say anything but the balls were too big for a juicer

Lol

 

[nangiggles]

Strongbow passed up someone's pics as his? preposterous! that is so out of character.

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[WoodyO]

My balls are pretty photogenic. Much more so than my face.

 

[Strongbow]

Strongbow passed up someone's pics as his? preposterous! that is so out of character.

Yea yea yea like I knew mitch wouldn't be burning up the net searching that pic geeeez it tickles me that some of you actually spend your time worrying about it. I got another pic coming up just for you

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[cindylou]

lolo

 

[cindylou]

she wants to hear more about your dick and balls bro.

aw, it's okay if other guys make me laugh. It'll be ok.

 

[AFeedz]

I dunno. I would figure it would be proportional so it wouldn't be "oddly" big

Dicks are 100% not proportional to height.

My first was 6'6 and had a baby peen.

 

[miplank]

aw, it's okay if other guys make me laugh. It'll be ok.

Whatever

 

[WoodyO]

A tall, skinny 6'4" dude at work put a bunch of videos of himself jacking off on our shared drive by accident, so of course we all watched it and laughed. All of us immediately noticed that his schlong didn't look proportional to the rest of his frame. It was barely bigger than his palm.

 

[cindylou]

Well did he have big hands?

 

[AFeedz]

Lololol

 

[Strongbow]

Whatever

You mad bro?

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[WoodyO]

Well did he have big hands?

His hands seem proportional to the rest of his body, but his peen still barely peeked out of his palm.

On a related note, he found out we all watched it when our marketing girl felt guilty and told him the vids were public. The office was kind of uncomfortable that day.

 

[cindylou]

Whatever

I'm sorry.

 

[WoodyO]

I too am sorry.

 

[nangiggles]

Yea yea yea like I knew mitch wouldn't be burning up the net searching that pic geeeez it tickles me that some of you actually spend your time worrying about it. I got another pic coming up just for you

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No thanks, I can just google them myself

 

[Strongbow]

No thanks, I can just google them myself

Not Google dumb bish I got it on text as a joke I don't Google shit I actually have shit to do I just stop by here daily to fuck with a few good bros

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[digimon7068]

laugh

 

[miplank]

this thread sux

 

[Strongbow]

this thread sux

Fucking sur it does indeed

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[miplank]

His hands seem proportional to the rest of his body, but his peen still barely peeked out of his palm.

On a related note, he found out we all watched it when our marketing girl felt guilty and told him the vids were public. The office was kind of uncomfortable that day.

 

[miplank]

I can grip mine like a baseball bat with both hands and still have extra

 

[ha1a1]

What anal lubricant do you gaytards recommend?

 

[caligirl85]

Plank, your ink blends with the table and makes it look like an unattached hand. That weirded me out for a second! Lol

 

[miplank]

lol, it kinda does?


hahah

 

[AFeedz]

Plank, your ink blends with the table and makes it look like an unattached hand. That weirded me out for a second! Lol

It looked like that to me for a second too! Lol

 

[miplank]

lets get back on the topic of my huge dick beaters

 

[AFeedz]

Do huge hands matter?

 

[miplank]

Cindy gets spanked w/those big banana hands

 

[cindylou]

lol

 

[miplank]

 

[AFeedz]

Awkward.

 

[miplank]

not for me...

 

[caligirl85]

It looked like that to me for a second too! Lol

And we are probably the only sober ones in here lol

 

[miplank]

losers

 

[WoodyO]

http://i58.tinypic.com/23gz0jp.jpg

This doesn't help much. Film yourself jerking off over a keyboard so I can compare it to the other guys video.

 

[cindylou]

Lol