Noob's guide to EF (Noob = Newbie = New Person)
Definition of terms:
1. orb. - orb is a mis spelling or bro. You may also see the variation "rob" or "bor." Do not be alarmed, these mis spellings are typically intentional as a way to spice things up. Everyone sitting around typing "bro" this and "bro" that gets old quick.
2. pwned - again, a mis spelling. The originating term here is owned. Basically owned means to get dissed by someone, or completely shut down and humiliated. It got changed to pwned because sometimes when someone is really worked up and excited they will commit the common typo of substituting the p for the o.
3. taint - a must know term for our new ladies. Your "taint" is the patch of skin between your pussy and your anus. Some women have just a hint of taint, as small as a piece of thread, others have a large inch patch or bigger. Unkept taint is typically brown and nasty smelling. Taint measurements are required from noob members of the female sex.
4. avatard - also known as avalardo, avatid, aravartad, avarter, aviator, avatardo, and many more.. all mis spellings of the word avatar. Your avatar is the little picture that is under your name. You need to get some posts (I think 250) to get one, or you can just suck George Spellman's cock and go platinum to get one.
5. George Spellman - a mis spelling of George Spellwin, he owns the place. he's not really a real person, but someone who works for the site logs in and him. He will constantly PM and email you trying to sell you shit. He'll really like you if you go platinum.
6. Big Rick Rock - Also known as BRR. He George Spellman's #1 bitch. He's a good guy to know, he'll help you out if you need it (if you are platinum of course) and he's a typical new York hot head. Don't get on his bad side.
7. Karma - this is a controversial one. Go to your profile page to see who has given you karma recently. Its designed to be able to reward someone for quality posts, but long ago the system was raped by "karma whores" who do nothing but give karma out for no other reason then to receive it.
8 Karma whore - someone who posts things like "in" or "hit me" or "give me green" and exchanges karma with other whores. Typically their posts are near meaningless.
9. Post whore - similar to a karma whore, but you do not need to collaborate or cooperate with anyone to be a post whore, you simply post nonsense just for the sake of raising your post count. Many people are both karma whores and post whores.
10. "this thread is useless without pics" - you will see this one a lot if you ever start a thread talking about something that is only interesting if you get to see it.. for example "My breasts look so hot today" that type of thread is useless without pics.
11. band - another not so creative mis spelling of BANNED. You will see this on threads where someone is enaging in karma whoring, post whoring, or talking down to George Spellman.
12. Moderators - they can make stickies and lock threads. Don't be fooled into thinking they can do anything else. Many will try to get nude pictures of you in exchange for being their friend. This is a blatant abuse of power and you should avoid it at all costs. (Except for Velvett, all new male members are encouraged to send her photos to the email addy in her profile - no naked penis pic please - for review.)
13. "stickies" - threads that are permanently at the top of the page for everyone to see. They are usually worthless, and stay up there way to long.
14. "locked" - a thread that is locked can no longer receive replies or be "bumped" this happens 99% of the time because the thread somehow pisses off a mod. Locked threads are usually some of the best ones unfortunately.
15. "bumped" - but posting a new post on a thread it "bumps" it up to the top of the first page of the forum. Very usefull when you want to get more replies, or find a really old thread you'd like people to see again. Excessive bumping can lead to threads being "locked" or users be "band."
16. Bombs - a new feature at EF. If a platinum member (someone who actually pays for the site) gives a non platinum member (the cheap bitches) red (negative) karma, a little bomb will show up under their name with the user that gave it to them and a special message. If you get 4 of these in 24 hours, your posts will be BLACK for a day and you will be PWNED.
17. The Bomb Squad - we don't talk about this exclusive and illustrious group anymore
18. NKC = New Karmic Church - another group we don't mention in public
19. Alter - this is the term for an alternate username. They are usally a second internet persona that someone creates once everyone has figured out that they are really are a tool and their first one is useless. There have been a couple creative and funny ones in the past, but typically most alters are dudes that pretend to be a chick so they can see how all the other dudes are picking up on women. Guys will go to great lengths including sending out nearly nude pictures of this ficticious persona.
20. Perk - A tranny, only makes non-worksafe posts. The Karmic God of Elite Fitness.
General warnings. If you are a noob female, the easiest way to gain acceptance is by posting numerous pictures of yourself revealing as much as possible. You will get dozens of guys complimenting you, saying some of the nicest things to you that you will probably ever hear. This works even if you are a fat slob who has a hard time getting a date in the real world. You will get PMs and emails from people asking for more.. You will get pictures of men's penises, you will get promises of riches beyond your wildest dreams. Enjoy the ego boost, there isn't much like it. Also, if you post enough semi nude to nude pictures, you can be made a moderator in no time.
For noob guys.... sorry, no easy way into the elite of EF.. basically your best bet is to find an established male poster and kiss his ass incessantly until he starts making threads saying you are a cool orb, or a funny guy.. then you are on your way to mass acceptance.
There are numerous users I could warn you about individually... I only mentioned the site admins, the rest of us you can get to know on your own, but BE CAREFUL and STAY SAFE.
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