new place to pick up women

[rudeboyja]

lol

She was hoping you'd help her move up to Ethan Allen.

LOL

 

[Spartacus]

lol

 

[chewyxrage]

fuck your couch

here is a pic of mine

looks expensive but uncomfortable

I was at IKEA a few weekends ago, there were hotties everywhere. I was there with my girl and I couldn't stop staring at tits and ass.

The shit is cheap particle board. Def good for college kids, I bought a decent couch there for $450. It's good for shit you don't plan on keeping for more than 3-4 years...

 

[dead_reggin_storage_fashi]

When you say "mine" it makes me think, "ok, dude is single or lives alone and it is his couch". Which makes me want to ask, who the fuck picked out the flower pillows?

ahh....!


my place does look a bit to "fem" I am realizing.

damn....good point....

 

[Nathan]

There is no way I'd drive all the way out there. College gyms are way better - plus regular opportunities. Or go sit in a tanning salon for a couple hours. Or a ballet/dance studio. Maybe a women's locker-room.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

son of a bitch, no ikea around here. damn it, damn it, damn it.

 

[MichaelScott]

whats ikea? sorry if repost

 

[firefighter337]

what is this the 1950s? everyone does it online. sending in items via mail really doesnt even exsist

the better idea would be a student tour guide showing possible incoming students the campus and get some # then call em and up then go from there

Yea man. It was in the 1950's.

Your idea sucks.

 

[jnevin]

whats ikea? sorry if repost

It's a huge warehouse sized store of inexpensive furniture and plates and shit that looks decent but doesn't last too long. Plus, you have to put your shit together on your own.

 

[Scotsman]

Most furniture stores I have ever been in have lots of hot chicks. American Furniture Warehouse is awesome for viewing hotties. Plus it's like a discount store so they aren't high maintenance types usually.

Cheers,
Scotsman