New Hair in Wierd Places...

[bigmodean]

My eyebrows are getting much thicker and I think I'm growing more nose hairs. The nose hair follicles are giving me the ability to smell certain scents of pussy from afar. I'm now able to distinguish between the good smelling pussy and the bad as well as the ones that are menstrating and the ones that are ovulating. My thick eyebrows are sharpening my ability to see more acutely. It helps to keep the glare of the sun from my eyes etc... It's also given me the increased ability to identify possible threats from afar, giving me the ability to take evasive action much sooner. I may soon start to grow hair from within my earlobes. I think that will give me the ability to sharpen my audible abilities.

Are you kidding me?Friggin' bionic man for crying out loud,like that movie where guy was slowly turning into a wolf and didnt know what was happening,all his senses were heightened,but I must say,the ear hair thing is like the mark of an old man,hope it doesnt go that far.Had to buy my buddy one of those nose/ear hair shavers,he asked if that was "a hint?",I said yea......