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[distanced]

Everything's been going great, but I've noticed some strange blue back hair growing quite quickly. The little captain has been jumpin ship without any warnings lately too. kind of weird. I'll have to ask the bros at muscle tech about that one for sure. I mean all I have to do is shake a girls hand...and....kaboom off goes the big gun. Well I'm up another 2 pounds so I can't complain too much. I'll be sure to keep you guys posted on my awesome new diet!!
-Distanced

 

[bmit]

Distanced you are a funny mofo. You should really call MuscleTech and tell them your story. Be "serious" w/ them and tell us what they tell you. Sure their products are more expensive than TTokyo gear, but your results are extraordinary.

 

[distanced]

Hey bros,
My stomach's been hurting pretty bad lately, so I went to the doc to see what was up. He said he wanted to do a liver test and it seems I don't have a liver. At first this concerned me, but when I called my boys over at muscletech, they assured me that this just part of the game when it comes to being huge. I guess I over reacted. I feel much better. It's become really painfull to piss, but I'm getting huge!! can't wait to see how big I am this time next week!!
-Distanced

 

[TheMyth]

Damn, what would we do without MuscleTech! It's gotta be the greatest feeling in the world when you spend a couple hundred $$ on supplements and finding out 6 weeks later that they don't do shit. I think I'm just gonan wire my bank account to them so I can have this feeling year round!