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>Sam had been in business for 25 years and is finally
>sick of the stress.
>
>He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far
>from humanity as possible.
>
>He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries
>once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>
>After six months or so of almost total isolation,
>someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there
>is a big, bearded man standing there.
>
>"Name's Ned....Your neighbor from 40 miles away....
>Having a party Friday....Thought you might like to come.
>About 5..."
>
>"Great" says Sam, "after six months out here I'm
>ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
>
>As Ned is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...
>There's gonna be some drinkin."
>
>"Not a problem....after 25 years in business,
>I can drink with the best of em."
>
>Again, as he starts to leave, Ned stops.
>"More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
>
>Sam says, "Well, I get along with people.
>I'll be there. Thanks again."
>
>Once again Ned turns from the door.
>"I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
>
>"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam.
>"I've been all alone for six months!
>I'll definitely be there. By the way,
>what should I bring?"
>
>Ned stops in the door again and says,
>"Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
>sick of the stress.
>
>He quits his job and buys 50 acres in Alaska as far
>from humanity as possible.
>
>He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries
>once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.
>
>After six months or so of almost total isolation,
>someone knocks on his door. He opens it and there
>is a big, bearded man standing there.
>
>"Name's Ned....Your neighbor from 40 miles away....
>Having a party Friday....Thought you might like to come.
>About 5..."
>
>"Great" says Sam, "after six months out here I'm
>ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."
>
>As Ned is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you...
>There's gonna be some drinkin."
>
>"Not a problem....after 25 years in business,
>I can drink with the best of em."
>
>Again, as he starts to leave, Ned stops.
>"More'n likely gonna be some fightin' too."
>
>Sam says, "Well, I get along with people.
>I'll be there. Thanks again."
>
>Once again Ned turns from the door.
>"I've seen some wild sex at these parties, too."
>
>"Now that's really not a problem," says Sam.
>"I've been all alone for six months!
>I'll definitely be there. By the way,
>what should I bring?"
>
>Ned stops in the door again and says,
>"Whatever you want, just gonna be the two of us."
