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There is a small garage on the same property as the house I rent. According to my landlord, some dude has mailed him a $300 check every single month for the last 10 YEARS to keep the garage locked and to never open it. the dude has never been back since. wtf could this guy be keeping in there. to drop $36,000 on that shit, goddamn
 
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Either or of the two above.
 
why would you landlord tell you that outta the blue?? does he know whats in there???

if he doesn't know either. maybe curiosity will get the best of both of youz and you'll have a goonies adventure!?
 
mustang_00 said:
why would you landlord tell you that outta the blue?? does he know whats in there???

if he doesn't know either. maybe curiosity will get the best of both of youz and you'll have a goonies adventure!?
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i asked him about it yesterday. he no clue what's in there either. not sure what a goonies adventure is but hopefully it involves bloody anal rape
 
which crime is worse: breaking into the garage, or intercepting the check in the landlord's mailbox so that he opens it himself
 
my leading theory is evidence to a horrific crime

followed by a stockpile of weapons and provisions for when the apocalypse comes
 
what if it's full of flesh lights??? total score!!
or gold bars, or gold coins, or stolen bank money, or dead bodies, hoffa's (sp?) body, emilio estevez's career?? :O what if there's a smaller garage inside of the garage???
 
dude dude dude... what if fonz's quads are in there???? open it up and post pictures of them so i can have closure from 6 years ago
 
hmmm what if its a test from the person who's paying rent and the door is really rigged with explosives for nosy mother fuckers wanting to know whats in there... then BAM!!!

still think you should open it in case fonz's quads are in there!!!
 
did you go look yet??? huh huh huh did ya did ya????

i'll miss ya if it is rigged with explosives but thanx for the post count from it either way :D
 
what if it's something super trippy..

like you finally have the balls to open up the garage. inside you see someone sitting in front of a computer screen. you reach for him to pull him away to look. and it's YOU!!! bum bum buuuuum

i knew i shouldn't have went to bed... gspot or whoever made the "i'm going to bed thread" totally missed out on this huge score to work on post counts and ramble. i'm way hyper right now. rootbeer at 5 in the MO'nin does that to me though. my dog ran away 3 years ago... i don't think he's coming back :(
 
how bout a ufo or a time machine? fawk i'm goin to bed... i'm gonna regret this shit tomorrow.

i haven't watched the movie "willow" in the longest time... never see it on tv anymore either. wtF?
 
i'm pretty sure your landlord is like "dudes, I got this retarded kid renting out my old rapebasement. Let's fuck with his retarded ass!"
 
mustang_00 said:
what if it's full of flesh lights??? total score!!
or gold bars, or gold coins, or stolen bank money, or dead bodies, hoffa's (sp?) body, emilio estevez's career?? :O what if there's a smaller garage inside of the garage???
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that made me laugh out loud so much lol
 
meh it's not too out of the ordinary, and that's something i would do
(put something in storage and never use it but too afraid to let it go)
i'm guessing it's some family heirloom typa shit...think if your mom died.
personally i wouldn't wanna give all her shit away immediatley, but i wouldn't want to take it
with me. so renting storage would make sense.

normally i'd support a break in to get to the bottom of this but imo that would
result in bad real life kay for you
 
When I was a kid, there was an old guy in Philly (think the old guy from Family Guy) that got arrested for fondling a few kids. A ton of other people came forward once he got caught and it turned out he had been doing it for years. As the investigation went on, they kept discovering storage spaces loaded with children's underdrawers. I can't recall how many there ended up being, but there were at least 5 that were absolutely loaded with shoe boxes of undies. I think his Name was Uncle Eddie, but I didn't find anything on Google.

So, you have shitty drawers in the garage.
 
Maybe it's the secret recipe to the crabby patty!

Naw but seriously I was thinking like old valuables from his passed away loved ones maybe but if that was the case then he'd save more money just moving it to a real storage where it'd be safer and cheaper.

So my last guess is either-
1. He had some good times there weather it was family/friends good times and he wants to keep that as his land mark. Or
2. The mofias after him for something so he's hidding it in there, the last place on earth they'd look.

But either way if he's forking out $300 a month for 10years then it's some serious shit. Probably more valuable then we all think. U shuld jus check already or tell me where u live and I'll go over there and check. I bet it's like 10Mil drug money and he's just waiting for the heat to cool off. I bet!
 
if it was a meth lab, would i be fine if the garage has been sealed for 10 years?

would i be exposed to any chemicals if my bedroom is like 8 feet from it?
 
so whats in there already pig fucker... you can't make a thread like this and then not do anything about it. fucking tease
 
Landlords have a right to inspect their proprties. You know "ensure it's fire-safe" wink wink.

Either get in there and find out, or I will!

c
 
maybe he wants you to get so curious you break and demand him you want to look in there. and when he opens it there's going to be a dirty mattress on the floor. and you're going to be like wtFAWK??? then BAM!!! chloroform rag to the face and you're going to wake up 3 hours later belly up on said mattress with a sore asshole.
 
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