Need help!!!

[Idareya]

I have been asked to take adrug test friday for steriods im going thru a divorce and came up will be gly if im positive ive been taking about 250-300mg of tess a qwwek just took some tuesday i also on hgh 5 ius a day i dont think that will be found.

What kind of test i wonder will they give me? and how far could my levels be up is that enough evidence with ratios i read any help asap would be graet i also think i will be the one askin g them waht to test for is there anything i can do? thanks

 

[-SD-]

Why the hell are you getting drug tested for steroids???

 

[brownbrown]

Why the hell are you getting drug tested for steroids???

Prolly the exwife calling him out in court

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[simply dave]

Child custody/visitation would be my guess. The same accusations were presented in court against me 16 years ago during my divorce. The judge threw out the AAS but held to drug/alcohol. Family court...where the worst of humanity shows its face.

No suggestions here my friend other than I've been there, I've done that. Good luck.

 

[simply dave]

Prolly the exwife calling him out in court

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From experience, that's not reason enough to order testing. Child custody/visitation is generally the reason.

 

[joeblow12345]

Buy one of those fake piss kits that dope heads use to pass piss tests. You cant get it out of your system before then. The only way is to cheat it.

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[psizzle_8]

I spent years in the drug testing field. I only did ONE roid test and it was a custody battle...

They test for all the big ones. Nandralones, Oxandralone, Stanozolol, etc. HGH won't be found...test is a great possibility

 

[dylangemelli]

your going to be fine with the hgh... that's a totally different test and its expensive... as far as the test... its going to probably show man... the fake piss is probably going to be one of the only ways... go to one of the hippie stores and ask them if their detox cleansers will work... i have used them before for "other"tests and they worked... i don't know what else to recommend...

 

[UA_Iron]

Come off, fake piss, dilute urine as much as possible (buys time until next test), deny deny deny deny deny like you shoulda done with your ex when she asked about roids

 

[Idareya]

Come off, fake piss, dilute urine as much as possible (buys time until next test), deny deny deny deny deny like you shoulda done with your ex when she asked about roids

Does it come up as a high testosterone usually or a synthetic steroid it doesn't shoe specific types looking for some info. I ordered overbite the wizzinator Has a synthetic piss and a warmer and bag anyone ever use ?

 

[UA_Iron]

Does it come up as a high testosterone usually or a synthetic steroid it doesn't shoe specific types looking for some info. I ordered overbite the wizzinator Has a synthetic piss and a warmer and bag anyone ever use ?

it's not a typical test because its really expensive to test. they probably check test levels - which will be sky high.

 

[Idareya]

it's not a typical test because its really expensive to test. they probably check test levels - which will be sky high.

Yes will be real high I think. Wonder if I tell them I take tribulis and etc. or u think it checks that it's not a natural test ?

 

[nb01741]

I've used a wizzinator its just a fake dick with piss in it. It worked for me not sketchy at all and it has worked for friends too. That's probably your best option if you're going the fake piss route.

 

[Idareya]

I've used a wizzinator its just a fake dick with piss in it. It worked for me not sketchy at all and it has worked for friends too. That's probably your best option if you're going the fake piss route.

How long does it take for test to be out of system like I said the last 3 weeks were only about 250 cc shots my last shot was last Monday. Also the wizzinator did u use there urine and did it work ? Thanks

 

[younesom]

I would just start pounding the water like crazy, I mean 4-5 gallons a day, even more of the day of your test. This will dilute your piss. On the day of your test take a super B complex pill ( 1 or 2) to turn your piss back to yellow.

 

[Matthersby]

I don't know if you have any means of getting a prescription, even for gel, but that would take care of any problems in family court. The judge isn't concerned about steroid use, it's the illegal means they were obtained that will damage credibility during child custody. In most cases, you will still keep joint custody and have weekends anyways. He may order you not to use illegal AAS anymore too.

 

[Matthersby]

I would just start pounding the water like crazy, I mean 4-5 gallons a day, even more of the day of your test. This will dilute your piss. On the day of your test take a super B complex pill ( 1 or 2) to turn your piss back to yellow.

All good ideas for disposable tests, but most courts use only labs that test for specific gravity. Anything out of range is a failed test.

 

[Zyglamail]

Its going to depend on how extensive of a test they run but they will most likely have proof your using exo test. With that in mind I think you need to prepare to question the relevance it has to the divorce. Its likely too late now, BUT if you had time and were old enough to get on TRT, seeking an HRT doc and getting a script to justify its use would go a long way.

 

[Idareya]

All good ideas for disposable tests, but most courts use only labs that test for specific gravity. Anything out of range is a failed test.

Silly question how do u delete posts that u started can't figure it out thanks