Need Advice: Serious Issue

[*MissFit*]

I have this friend.. She has been attempting to lose weight for a good six month..

She runs for about 15 minutes 3 times a week and Eats a 250g bag of Nacho cheese doritos each and every nite as she sits her ass in front of the television.

She just emailed me this morning and doesn't understand why she can't lose the extra 10 pounds sitting on her thighs (I think it's more as she claims to be 120lb.. i weight 130lb and i'm quite a bit thinner)

On a side note..if she tries to squeeze her thick waist into one more pair of my pants I'm gonna scream.. (HAD to vent)

What advice should i give her..I need to be nice here.. she's a friend

 

[theoak01]

tell her diet is a key ,eating what she is late at night will only store as fat,and maybe offer her a diet plan.plus she should be doing more cardio then that

sometimes gentle honesty is best

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Give me her number. I'll help her...gimme your number too ;P

 

[randk]

sometimes gentle honesty is best

 

[Sebastionv]

For starters I wouldn't tell her to "go suck a cock". However, I think she needs to find a greater positive reinforcement. Like getting her to play tennis or something like that.

 

[gonelifting]

Don`t give her too much info at once. That would overwhelm her and discourage her to do ANYTHING. I would start with ditching the bag per day chips at night, that might even be enough to get SOME results. Then start upping the cardio to 30 or 45 minutes and even adding one more day to 4 days/week. Those two things should do the trick at her weight.

If it does`nt, then more drastic changes should be in order. PM Crak600 for info. He knows all about this stuff.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

It's tough telling women what's up cuz men and women alike have to pussyfoot around the situation(no pun).

About the only thing I can think of right now, since I just woke up and am hungry and only thinking about food myself, is you could(and this requires some sacrifice on your part):

get your own bag of chips and eat them for a couple weeks, but she has to be aware you're doing this, and then go on the scale when you're both in the bathroom and scream:

"Goddammit, these motherfucking chips!!!!"

For extra effect, you could try eating the chips while on the scale.


Use this advice at your own risk.

 

[slickdadd]

Just tell her what you told us. Tough love. Tell her the truth. Say "are you retarded? Stop eating doritos at night before bed thunder thighs. Plus up your cardio shamu. Then the weight will fall off." That should work.

 

[*MissFit*]

i emailed her back some suggestions..

She didnt respond to it.. but did email me to ask me if i was going straight home.. i guess she doesnt wanna fix it.. just wants to bitch about it

 

[slickdadd]

i emailed her back some suggestions..

She didnt respond to it.. but did email me to ask me if i was going straight home.. i guess she doesnt wanna fix it.. just wants to bitch about it

That's how most fat women are. They'll sure talk about it, but they won't do a thing to fix it.

 

[jackangel]

frankly, i don't get it either.

i mean, she's banging out 15 minutes of cardio THREE times a week. that's a shitload. and i'm sure her pace is pretty close to phenomenal.

some people just have weird bodies, i guess.

 

[string_bean00]

frankly, i don't get it either.

i mean, she's banging out 15 minutes of cardio THREE times a week. that's a shitload. and i'm sure her pace is pretty close to phenomenal.

some people just have weird bodies, i guess.

lol

 

[Mandy]

That's how most fat women are. They'll sure talk about it, but they won't do a thing to fix it.

You couldn't be more right!!! It is pathetic and sad.

 

[jackangel]

oh shit, i forgot the most important thing:

is she good looking? chances are, she isn't.

and if so, tell her her the good news: ugly people don't have to worry about fat thighs. no matter how much fat they lose, they're still ugly.

so she shouldn't even bother. fuck, you can get a her a super sized (aka value sized, aka family sized) bag of doritos and celebrate.

this should relieve her greatly and make her happy.

 

[string_bean00]

oh shit, i forgot the most important thing:

is she good looking? chances are, she isn't.

and if so, tell her her the good news: ugly people don't have to worry about fat thighs. no matter how much fat they lose, they're still ugly.

so she shouldn't even bother. fuck, you can get a her a super sized (aka value sized, aka family sized) bag of doritos and celebrate.

this should relieve her greatly and make her happy.

lol x2

 

[slickdadd]

jackangel is owning the saddlebagged friend.

 

[string_bean00]

Post her picture so I can say that I'd hit it.

 

[powerslave]

Post her picture so I can say that I'd hit it.

C'mon bro, you know you'd hit sight unseen.

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm i don't think shes that ugly.. but all the guys that i know that i show her too aren't all that impressed.. but she get's alot more action than i do.. But i have seen some the action entering her kitchen.. and i wouldn't hit it.. not if i was drrunk, blind deaf and stupid

oh shit, i forgot the most important thing:

is she good looking? chances are, she isn't.

and if so, tell her her the good news: ugly people don't have to worry about fat thighs. no matter how much fat they lose, they're still ugly.

so she shouldn't even bother. fuck, you can get a her a super sized (aka value sized, aka family sized) bag of doritos and celebrate.

this should relieve her greatly and make her happy.

 

[tuc biscuit]

tell her to up it to two bags a night, wash it down with melted butter and a nice large pizza........this routine hasn't done me any harm at all

 

[Yarg!]

well the info im about to give is so cliched , but it works so well... i recommend you use it at your discretion; your friend will get so thined and get so beautiful that, she might use you as her ugly friend card when out in public:

tell her to puke after every meal. its works wonders.


im kidding.. just tell her to eat more healthy stuff, *sigh* high protein low carb diet. eat fruits, veges.. etc. do cardio such as running (definately more than 15 mins a day) cycling, etc. also do some high rep, low weight exercises to help her muscles show alittle more and get her more firm. so basically: diet, cardio, weights. enjoy

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Hmm i don't think shes that ugly.. but all the guys that i know that i show her too aren't all that impressed.. but she get's alot more action than i do.. But i have seen some the action entering her kitchen.. and i wouldn't hit it.. not if i was drrunk, blind deaf and stupid

That settles it then, she's a fat slut with no standards and low self esteem. She realizes this so she eats for comfort.

Sadly, she's the only one who can change her behavior, and the chances of that happening are about as good as her having sex with Brad Pitt.

Then again, stranger things have happened.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hook her fat ass with Hammy...He'll hit it and like it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hey, PLP you talk tall shit behind all your girlfriends backs?

 

[*MissFit*]

Hey, PLP you talk tall shit behind all your girlfriends backs?

Hmmm this was sumewhut of a joke .. she did email me and i do think its silly.. but i'm more makign fun.. and yes i do make fun of everyone and don't care if ppl make fun of me...

I can dish it and i can take it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Hmmm this was sumewhut of a joke .. she did email me and i do think its silly.. but i'm more makign fun.. and yes i do make fun of everyone and don't care if ppl make fun of me...

I can dish it and i can take it

You make fun of people to hide your own insecurity and have no heart. You like Alan Alda movies, and prolly have 9 toes....
but I still think you're hot though..

 

[*MissFit*]

You make fun of people to hide your own insecurity and have no heart. You like Alan Alda movies, and prolly have 9 toes....
but I still think you're hot though..

Insecure far from.. but thanks for thinking it.. as i said i make fun of ppl, they can make fun of me.. hell i make fun of myself.. Are u from north american? We have this thing call sarcasm.. and there is also a saying.. which i shall slightly change, "laugh at everyone, cause they're laughign at u".. that's all!

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Insecure far from..

tryin' to convice yourself or me?

but thanks for thinking it..

eh? ..uh, you're welome...

as i said i make fun of ppl, they can make fun of me.. hell i make fun of myself..

I got an idea, I'll make fun of you, but you can't make fun of me...that's a deal...

Are u from north american?

I emailed you and told you were I'm from. Thanks for not emailing be back....don't play hard to get, it's obvious

We have this thing call sarcasm.. and there is also a saying.. which i shall slightly change, "laugh at everyone, cause they're laughign at u".. that's all!

That's not all...home-girl....No one ever laughs at me without getting kicking in the junk...but I'll laugh at you if thats what you like

 

[*MissFit*]

I'm actually laughin at u right now.. and my ass ain't getting kicked.. i didn't email ya back.. I guess i'm a bitch huh?? Must be because i'm insecure..

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I'm actually laughin at u right now..

You better be laughing with me...

and my ass ain't getting kicked..

I hope not, cuz your ass is so small, the foot wouldh go through yur spin

i didn't email ya back.. I guess i'm a bitch huh??

NEver said yopu were a bitch. I don't think you are...If I did, I would have never returned your email in the first place.

Must be because i'm insecure..

Yeah, prolly...

So Midget pest, what do you do for fun in forzen Canada besides make fun of fat and lonely women ?

 

[*MissFit*]

You better be laughing with me...

I hope not, cuz your ass is so small, the foot wouldh go through yur spin

NEver said yopu were a bitch. I don't think you are...If I did, I would have never returned your email in the first place.

Yeah, prolly...

So Midget pest, what do you do for fun in forzen Canada besides make fun of fat and lonely women ?

My ass is just fine..

I'm an

And for fun i build igloos..

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

My ass is just fine..

I could palm that lil' tush of your's with one hand...need more squats

I'm an

Nah, you're naughty

And for fun i build igloos..

You'd be a lil' pesticicle...you'd freeze. I know you get cold quick.
I rarely get cold...

 

[GoldenDelicious]

tell her to buy a copy of body for life, by bill phillips. then everytime she bitches about her weight, ask if she got the book yet. even if she gets the book, ask if she started yet.

problem solved.

(been there, done taht)

 

[theoak01]

I could palm that lil' tush of your's with one hand...need more squats

Nah, you're naughty

You'd be a lil' pesticicle...you'd freeze. I know you get cold quick.
I rarely get cold...

orb shes mine,sorry

 

[sconoscuito]

Hey, PLP you talk tall shit behind all your girlfriends backs?

how come I'm not suprised.


dont like, 99.9% of the girls out there do the same thing. I always find it funny when they talk hella shit abut their girlfriends behind their backs.

 

[DIVISION]

tell her to buy a copy of body for life, by bill phillips. then everytime she bitches about her weight, ask if she got the book yet. even if she gets the book, ask if she started yet.

problem solved.

(been there, done taht)

I'm proud of you GDNugg.

You're turning in to a CrackPsychologist before my eyes......

Learn on the go, bro.





DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

orb shes mine,sorry

dude, you have 2 and can't handel either....SWV
Anyways, she's too small, I'd snap her in half by accident, but it's fun to mess with her though. Sence of humor is a decaying commodity here.
Plus, she started after me, first

 

[string_bean00]

dude, you have 2 and can't handel either....SWV

LOL.

 

[theoak01]

started after you?
pretty your cheating on me already?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

started after you?
pretty your cheating on me already?

She sure as fuck did ....
She send me an email, 2 nights ago about me comming up to see her and giving me a back rub and stuff. She said some other freaky stuff about what she was gonna do with her tounge....scandalous

 

[DIVISION]

dude, you have 2 and can't handel either....SWV

Oaktown Homeboy Pwned by UlcasterCripSet on Thursday, November 25, 2004 (Thanksgiving).









DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

No pwnage ment towards Oak...
just sayin' he's got his hands full.

 

[DIVISION]

No pwnage ment towards Oak...
just sayin' he's got his hands full.

U tryin' 2 say his Sopping Wet Vagina is currently filled balls deep?









DIV

 

[theoak01]

lol I got rid of the crazy bitch,me and my ex are working our shit out,pretty is my side playtoy lol

 

[DIVISION]

lol I got rid of the crazy bitch,me and my ex are working our shit out,pretty is my side playtoy lol

Eh OaktownNugga....

I think you should forget about the ex, and move on......

Cut her off, there are plenty of women in college.........start fresh, STR8 out the box y0'!!!



DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

U tryin' 2 say his Sopping Wet Vagina is currently filled balls deep?









DIV

No, I'm sayin' that is pimpin' hand is busy...

 

[theoak01]

Eh OaktownNugga....

I think you should forget about the ex, and move on......

Cut her off, there are plenty of women in college.........start fresh, STR8 out the box y0'!!!



DIV

I know bro,but 3 years is alot,and it was petty bullshit I think we can workout,her jealousy is the biggest issue,but other then that its petty shit

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

pretty is my side playtoy lol

You can have her...if she types like she posts. Uggg. I'd throw her outa window. After I hit it

 

[theoak01]

haha ok man,you hit it then shes mine

 

[DIVISION]

I know bro,but 3 years is alot,and it was petty bullshit I think we can workout,her jealousy is the biggest issue,but other then that its petty shit

Jealousy is a big issue for women to overcome.....

Most can't do it......it shows a deepseated insecurity and that's something she will have to work out on her own....



DIV

 

[theoak01]

Jealousy is a big issue for women to overcome.....

Most can't do it......it shows a deepseated insecurity and that's something she will have to work out on her own....



DIV

I agree,Im just gonna see where it goes,and hopefully it will workout

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

oak, didn't you say she turned into a whore and was fucking the whole filthy town?

 

[string_bean00]

oak, didn't you say she turned into a whore and was fucking the whole filthy town?

LOL!!!



Owned again by Ulcaster.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

NOOOOOO, damn it!!!! I'm not out for Oaktown pwnage.....

I'm just drunk and askin' stuff

 

[sconoscuito]

wow take it easy on the guy

 

[DIVISION]

I agree,Im just gonna see where it goes,and hopefully it will workout

I think you're making a mistake. IrishNuttsoNugga....

I hope you know what you're doing, son.





DIV

 

[theoak01]

not a clue what im doing,but I realized I liked my life with her more then without,and though I dealt with some bullshit nobody else treated me half as good as she did

 

[DIVISION]

nobody else treated me half as good as she did

^^^classic "anything is better than nothing" syndrome.

Just because she treats you halfway decent doesn't mean that you don't deserve better from a woman in a relationship, nugga......

You will only get as much or as little as you expect.........that's it, that's the bottom line.

I wish I could make you see things clearer.



DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

damn, this is one helluva hijack

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Don`t give her too much info at once. That would overwhelm her and discourage her to do ANYTHING. I would start with ditching the bag per day chips at night, that might even be enough to get SOME results. Then start upping the cardio to 30 or 45 minutes and even adding one more day to 4 days/week. Those two things should do the trick at her weight.

If it does`nt, then more drastic changes should be in order. PM Crak600 for info. He knows all about this stuff.

i do?

i mean, oh yeah, i DO.

 

[DIVISION]

not a clue what im doing,but I realized I liked my life with her more then without,and though I dealt with some bullshit nobody else treated me half as good as she did

Irish Ninja Niggaz w/ 2 strikes that don't wanna see the 3rd.....

I see ya'........

RAISE UP!




DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

this thread needs more cowbell

 

[Yarg!]

and i thought this was a serious issue... *sigh* and i gave serious advice. well.. if we're screwing around:



*COCKSLAP RIGHT ACROSS YOUR FRIENDS FACE* that should make her thinner

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

This girl needs more ATM

 

[DIVISION]

This girl needs more ATM

You think if someone gave PLP some A2M action that she'll finally STFU?

Ya' think, holmes?





DIV

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

You think if someone gave PLP some A2M action that's finally STFU?

Ya' think, holmes?





DIV

Who knows but I'd pay to see it


PLP's a closet freak

 

[Lestat]

Its all diet. Get her to realzie that and you'll be all set. She'll never look at a bag of doritoes again.

 

[*MissFit*]

She sure as fuck did ....
She send me an email, 2 nights ago about me comming up to see her and giving me a back rub and stuff. She said some other freaky stuff about what she was gonna do with her tounge....scandalous

No way.. I'm not like that

 

[*MissFit*]

You think if someone gave PLP some A2M action that she'll finally STFU?

Ya' think, holmes?





DIV

What's ATM and takes alot more than whatever that is to shut me up.. if ya don't like what i have to say skip it.. ahd sguaddup.. Jokes

 

[WalkingBeast]

You couldn't be more right!!! It is pathetic and sad.

Ive just shed my first tear.

 

[theoak01]

^^^classic "anything is better than nothing" syndrome.

Just because she treats you halfway decent doesn't mean that you don't deserve better from a woman in a relationship, nugga......

You will only get as much or as little as you expect.........that's it, that's the bottom line.

I wish I could make you see things clearer.



DIV

she did treat me real good besides the jealousy and sometimes childish ways she handles things,but they are things we can work on,I think mainly I split with her for a break to see what I could find,and I didnt like what I found, and as weird as it sounds for someone my age im ready to settle down and not play the dating game bullshit anymore

ulcaster-after we split she did meet a new guy and started fucking him pretty quick,but I made her get a std test before I touched her again,and she always made him wear a rubber

 

[TC2]

i emailed her back some suggestions..

She didnt respond to it.. but did email me to ask me if i was going straight home.. i guess she doesnt wanna fix it.. just wants to bitch about it

typical women behavior.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

No way.. I'm not like that

I was kidding. I was alittle drunk and playin' (as always). No disrespect ment towards you, babe

 

[jackangel]

i just wanted to remind you all how funny i was on this thread.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I think I type better drunk.