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heatherrae said:
i don't actually look on it as a weakness. It just is too much pressure. It is so special that you only want to take a guy's virginity if you know that the relationship is going to last and be really special.

Plus, at my age, it just would feel creepy, like I was doing something terribly wrong.
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yeah, once a guy gets older his virginity becames pretty special, right? Like I mean if he's been waiting that long, he might as well wait for the right women to come around.
 
healother said:
yeah, once a guy gets older his virginity becames pretty special, right? Like I mean if he's been waiting that long, he might as well wait for the right women to come around.
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wrong, it gets creepier and creepier
 
SublimeZM said:
id say so,

id also say that virgin girls usually want a more experienced guy so they dont feel as weird about it, but some wanna lose their v card to a virgin, but none that ur gunna find
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so why wouldnt I find them? just cuz they are so rare?
 
Lookin' back on the track for a little green bag
Got to find just that kind or losin' my mind
Outta sight in the night, outta sight in the day
Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
Outta sight in the night, outta sight in the day
Lookin' back on the track, gonna do it my way
Lookin' back
 
Lookin' for some happiness but there is only loneliness to find
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs, lookin' behind
Lookin' for some happiness but there is only loneliness to find
Jump to the left, turn to the right
Lookin' upstairs, lookin' behind
 
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HumanTarget said:
i guess it's who you steal from....
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Yeah, if it's from a lousy strip joint who tries to intimidate you, they deserve it.

One at a time, btw. Ehhh, I kept going back. The girls were nice.
 
we've got an 8x4 KFC sign that got blow off the roof after a tornado. i was so hoping to get that bucket.....
 
I be stealin left and right
Some things sweet some things tight
its gotta be done
steal hard for my kids
sometimes just fo fun
government givin me no benifids


-YoungGuns, I have a record coming out in June, peace yall
 
youngguns said:
I be stealin left and right
Some thing sweet somethings tight
its gotta be done
steal hard for my kids
sometimes just fo fun
government givin me no benifids


-YoungGuns, I have a record coming out in June, peace yall
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ill be sure and look for it so i can tell my friends not to buy it
 
SublimeZM said:
oopsies i just remembered i stole a knife and fork from a restourant
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Oh shit. Me too. I actually stole the whole breakfast plate with the food still on it! It was huge. It doesn't even fit in my kitchen cabinets with the door closed. lol

We had a huge breakfast and asked for it to go after we were done. "Doggy bare that places now just give you a styrofoam container for you to place the food into yourself. So when the guy just handed me a container, I was offended by it. So I stuck the whole plate with the food on it in the container and placed it in the bag and walked out. Fuck that. Don't fuck with me.

I was with 8 other people. Yeah, they laughed.

I'll post a pic of the plate sometime. lol
 
gonelifting said:
Oh shit. Me too. I actually stole the whole breakfast plate with the food still on it! It was huge. It doesn't even fit in my kitchen cabinets with the door closed. lol

We had a huge breakfast and asked for it to go after we were done. "Doggy bare that places now just give you a styrofoam container for you to place the food into yourself. So when the guy just handed me a container, I was offended by it. So I stuck the whole plate with the food on it in the container and placed it in the bag and walked out. Fuck that. Don't fuck with me.

I was with 8 other people. Yeah, they laughed.

I'll post a pic of the plate sometime. lol
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is the breakfast still on it
 
HumanTarget said:
locksmithing courses are cheap.
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The special welding torches needed for getting in those safes are expensive though. I have to sign up to be in the membership of locks and safes, cant remember the name of it right now. You can be the lookout. Need someone to divert water to cool off the safes after being torched. I figure we need about 5 or 6 ppl...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
The special welding torches needed for getting in those safes are expensive though. I have to sign up to be in the membership of locks and safes, cant remember the name of it right now. You can be the lookout. Need someone to divert water to cool off the safes after being torched. I figure we need about 5 or 6 ppl...lol.
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why not hit smaller, less protected banks? right thru the roof, into the vault. a sawsall will get it done....
 
HumanTarget said:
why not hit smaller, less protected banks? right thru the roof, into the vault. a sawsall will get it done....
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nah, banks are too much federal hassle. you hit diamond exchanges. that is where its at. Less protected, no feds.
 
the doctor I saw today in a nutshell recommended I do a 90 day treatment program in virginia
with "professionals" doctors,dentists,CPA's etc.
I'll live in an apartment
he suggested that I'd be in there with "seasoned" staff and they'd cut my "bullshit" short
I asked him the staff? or the other's I was in with?
both
oh hell yeah
 
4everhung said:
the doctor I saw today in a nutshell recommended I do a 90 day treatment program in virginia
with "professionals" doctors,dentists,CPA's etc.
I'll live in an apartment
he suggested that I'd be in there with "seasoned" staff and they'd cut my "bullshit" short
I asked him the staff? or the other's I was in with?
both
oh hell yeah
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90 day treatment for what?
 
4everhung said:
alcoholism
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Oh, well, I applaud your decision to treat the problem. My dad has been a recovered alcoholic for over 20 years now.
 
when I did treatment last time I was disappointed in myself I didn't keep a journal
now some shrink is telling me I'll be in with "different" people
the more intelligent etc.
this time I'm keeping a journal
I'll probably have to employ some trickery to get my digital voice recorder in
 
heatherrae said:
Oh, well, I applaud your decision to treat the problem. My dad has been a recovered alcoholic for over 20 years now.
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I made it almost 9 years once
age 30-39
 
HumanTarget said:
everything is labeled nowadays. but someone is always willing to buy. trust me on that.
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diamonds sometimes are mapped but recuts solve that. They are very easy to sell.
 
4everhung said:
I made it almost 9 years once
age 30-39
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it's hard to do. i'd be doing all of that, but the meds i'm on now fuck me up just enough to get me by. Ef needs to start an AA or NA or both type forums.
 
HumanTarget said:
it's hard to do. i'd be doing all of that, but the meds i'm on now fuck me up just enough to get me by. Ef needs to start an AA or NA or both type forums.
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actually would be a good idea
 
You know, robbing the ultra wealthy homes would almost be too easy, I bet. Lots of stuff to resell.
 
heatherrae said:
You know, robbing the ultra wealthy homes would almost be too easy, I bet. Lots of stuff to resell.
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talk about a skill. circumventing silly security systems. i feel like a villain from Batman. the 60's Batman.
 
HumanTarget said:
why not hit smaller, less protected banks? right thru the roof, into the vault. a sawsall will get it done....
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hit the pharmacy trucks
 
4everhung said:
you ever "see" a pharmacy truck?
where do those pills come from
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there was a great movie "Drugstore Cowboy" i think. Matt Dillon, he & his junkie crew would burglarize pharmacies.....almost as good as "Another Day in Paradise".
 
HumanTarget said:
there was a great movie "Drugstore Cowboy" i think. Matt Dillon, he & his junkie crew would burglarize pharmacies.....almost as good as "Another Day in Paradise".
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"showtime"
 
there's a reason I ask this
I had a discussion with a guy whose sister drives a pharmacy truck
I was suprised at how much info he gave up
I'm just asking to find out what this guy will give me
for shits and giggles
just to find out
 
HumanTarget said:
talk about a skill. circumventing silly security systems. i feel like a villain from Batman. the 60's Batman.
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You would be AMAZED how lax the security can be. Even if they do have security, it isn't anything like a bank, diamond exchanges, armored cars, pharm trucks (good lord).

Pharm truck is a BAD idea. FBI, DEA, ATF...screw that.

LOL...we are such a bunch of :nerd:s -- planning a heist like the guys from Office Space looking up money laundering in the dictionary...lol.
 
heatherrae said:
You would be AMAZED how lax the security can be. Even if they do have security, it isn't anything like a bank, diamond exchanges, armored cars, pharm trucks (good lord).

Pharm truck is a BAD idea. FBI, DEA, ATF...screw that.

LOL...we are such a bunch of :nerd:s -- planning a heist like the guys from Office Space looking up money laundering in the dictionary...lol.
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just don't use a gun. the most you're looking at is 10 years. worth the risk.
 
4everhung said:
I don't expect big bird to be on my tail if I pull a heist
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Might as well be big bird sometimes with just local cops on the beat. That is why I wouldn't hit things federally insured, etc. Keeping the feds out is a HUGE plus. Local cops lose interest.
 
heatherrae said:
Might as well be big bird sometimes with just local cops on the beat. That is why I wouldn't hit things federally insured, etc. Keeping the feds out is a HUGE plus. Local cops lose interest.
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and nothing tacky like threatening old ladies. burglars have class. and NO fetishes, i.e. taking along the panty drawer.
 
HumanTarget said:
and nothing tacky like threatening old ladies. burglars have class. and NO fetishes, i.e. taking along the panty drawer.
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LOL...you can sniff the panties if you like...no harm really done...lol. However, no breaking in when people are home. That is just dangerous and stupid and bumps it up to burglary (entering the dwelling house of another with the intent to commit a felony within...lol...law school) No guns. Just prowess and a moving van. cool. lol.

PS anyone reading this...I AM KIDDING! Gotta have the legal disclaimer...lol.
 
Yep. I see a ton of cops, at work, every damn day. Plus, my hubby is a cop. He is not as bad as the other ones. U would be shocked if u knew how slow they move when they get called on something like that. They finish coffee.... get a refill. Finish a conversation(about nothing) then FINALLY head in the general direction. My observation: Cops are mostly there for keeping records. They note what happened and when. They stick it in a file. Well, unless they get a chance to use the dogs. If someone is trapped in a house/church/store because they didn't finish stealing before the cops arrived..... they all show up for the dog show.
Most calls= 1-2 cops working plus 8 more standing outside to chat about the weekend.
 
myway said:
Yep. I see a ton of cops, at work, every damn day. Plus, my hubby is a cop. He is not as bad as the other ones. U would be shocked if u knew how slow they move when they get called on something like that. They finish coffee.... get a refill. Finish a conversation(about nothing) then FINALLY head in the general direction. My observation: Cops are mostly there for keeping records. They note what happened and when. They stick it in a file. Well, unless they get a chance to use the dogs. If someone is trapped in a house/church/store because they didn't finish stealing before the cops arrived..... they all show up for the dog show.
Most calls= 1-2 cops working plus 8 more standing outside to chat about the weekend.
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Yep, they couldn't give a rats ass that someone lost a bunch of shit that will be paid for by homeowners insurance and riders anyway...lol. No excitement in that unless it is still in progress.

However, you get the feds tracking your ass and you are TOAST, eventually.
 
myway said:
Yep. I see a ton of cops, at work, every damn day. Plus, my hubby is a cop. He is not as bad as the other ones. U would be shocked if u knew how slow they move when they get called on something like that. They finish coffee.... get a refill. Finish a conversation(about nothing) then FINALLY head in the general direction. My observation: Cops are mostly there for keeping records. They note what happened and when. They stick it in a file. Well, unless they get a chance to use the dogs. If someone is trapped in a house/church/store because they didn't finish stealing before the cops arrived..... they all show up for the dog show.
Most calls= 1-2 cops working plus 8 more standing outside to chat about the weekend.
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That is because society has cops in a stranglehold. damned if they do, damned if they don't. Sued and suspended in both cases.
Underappreciated and underpaid.
I would love to send my dog in after someone though. Can't sue the dog. Would break my heart and loose my sidearm if someone shot my dog though.
 
heatherrae said:
LOL...well the plan isn't to break into the detroit projects, pimp juice...lol.
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i was just thinking about the area. now that i've mulled it over, i think they'd be gung ho about busting a high profile burglar, instead of 10 dollar rock slingers...
 
HumanTarget said:
i was just thinking about the area. now that i've mulled it over, i think they'd be gung ho about busting a high profile burglar, instead of 10 dollar rock slingers...
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gotta go somewhere like boca raton. cops on friggin horses and bikes talking to their manucurists on cell phones. Everyone there is LOADED...lol.
 
most expensive: lifesaver mini roll (4 lifesavers) - I was like 5, 6 maybe and my mother caught me, whooped my ass and made me go back into the store admit my wrong doing and apologize

most valuable: a heart - incidentally, the outcome rallied equally with the lifesavers.

life is funny that way
 
HumanTarget said:
i can tell a woman what her demeanor will be in my presence.
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I bet you tell her "nauseated" 99% of the time, then. 100% success rate on that prediction, Nostra-dumbass.


:lmao: I crack myself up.
 
heatherrae said:
I bet you tell her "nauseated" 99% of the time, then. 100% success rate on that prediction, Nostra-dumbass.


:lmao: I crack myself up.
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you think that's funny, don't you?
 
heatherrae said:
only a deer would want to lick that salt block. lol.
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do you know how many women would kill to lick my pits? do you? i really don't think you do....
 
HumanTarget said:
do you know how many women would kill to lick my pits? do you? i really don't think you do....
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lol...i'm sure they are lined up all over detroit for some of that funky monkey stuff.

Well, goodnight, Priscilla. :kiss:
 
4everhung said:
I don't know
as a kid age 11-12 the gang would steal fishing lures and cigars from the corner mart
we were like ocean's 11 the way we worked a joint
and lumber too
I lived in houston in '72-'73 and houses were going up all over
we needed wood for our forts
so we made wood runs
we knew the builder's car and had a picket set up
it wasn't scrap wood either
fuck even back then it was mostly mexicans doing construction
sometimes we'd rip the wire out of the walls and made wire rings and shit
fuckin' electricians were probably pissed
fuck we were kids and at that age not even pot was involved
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Where in Houston did you live? I lived in Houston during those years also.
 
When I was like 5 I was in the grocery store w/my mom. I saw an already opened package of Hershey's miniatures all over the floor. My rationale was, well they are just going to throw it out anyway. So I started to jam them into my windbreaker pocket when I heard a voice, "Hey you, what are you doing?" For all I know it could have been the kid who stocked the shelves but being 5 everyone seemed like a grown-up. He saw what I had done and all I could say was, "But the package was already open." He made me empty my pockets and told me that if he saw me in the store again he would tell my parents and have me arrested. My parents would have kicked my ass if they knew.

I NEVER took anything that didn't belong to me again. The shame I felt for having been caught stayed with me to this day. So, if I am going to steal it won't be 15 minutes on a time sheet or a few hundred dollars from the government... but a 15 million dollar tiara - shame factor is VERY BIG with me. LOL The crime had better = the amount of shame I would feel for getting caught.

I dont lie and I dont steal. I just dont feel the need.
 
healother said:
Gambino,

Have you ever wondered if maybe women like to take a man's virginity as well?
The same way men like to take a woman's virginity?

Also, I seem to remember you telling me to lose my virginity in other threads, but then you go on here to list it as the most valuable thing you've stolen? lol. Why should I give up something so easily, that's so valuable?
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i've never heard of a wimmen bragging about taking a man's virginity...with a man taking a wimmens their is traditional boasting, esp since the precious hymen gets slayed (offering proof to the maing that he is the only one to have hit it)
now that i'm a little older i see very little specialness in virginity...i would be turned off if i met a broad who was a virgin and interested in me.
gimme a loose morals 7.5 over a tight ass 9 any day of the week son
 
Gambino said:
i've never heard of a wimmen bragging about taking a man's virginity...with a man taking a wimmens their is traditional boasting, esp since the precious hymen gets slayed (offering proof to the maing that he is the only one to have hit it)
now that i'm a little older i see very little specialness in virginity...i would be turned off if i met a broad who was a virgin and interested in me.
gimme a loose morals 7.5 over a tight ass 9 any day of the week son
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Believe it or not, there is a *special* segment of cougars that takes a great deal of pleasure in taking a boyz virginity.

:worried: Creepy if you ask me.

Blech.
 
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