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My trip to mexico- NEVER AGAIN

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Before reading this I want you all to keep in mind that I've never been to mexico and had no idea how customs would be.

I walked over the border and visited a few pharmacies. In the end I picked up 12 sust rediject's for 100 dollars, 30 tabs clomid for 15 bucks, and nolvadex for 30 bucks. After buying everything I began looking for a runner to bring it back over the border for me. I couldn't find one but did talk to this guy that tried helping me out with it but to no avail. Somehow he fed me this idea in my head that he would stand on the inside wall of mexico with me while my buddy went through customs and then had the sack tossed over the wall to him. I didn't realize how stupid of an idea this was until afterwards. Anyways, my buddy goes to the other side and the guy tosses the sack over to my friend. I go through customs (only took 2 minutes, no line at all) and go out to meet my friend but he didn't have the sack. There was a customs van 50 feet from where he threw the sack and my buddy didn't want to pick it up in front of them. So we sat on this hill up by burger king and waited for the van to leave. It finally did and my friend volunteered to go in and pick up the sack. I started walking to the car and saw him grab the stuff, and start walking back up when all of a sudden a customs agent comes running over and I hear, "Hey buddy where you going?" At this point I'm shitting my pants as is my frined. I hear him say, "sir I'm so lost me and my friend can't remember where we parked and we need to call our other friend that we lost but i can't pick up service here. Do you know where Sprint PCS coverage is?" The damn customs agent never even looked in the bag and even volunteered to let us come in his office and use the phone but obviously we didn't want to do that. This story is much less dramatic then how it actually happened.

lessons learned?

Order domestic.

Know what the fuck you're doing if you plan on bringing gear over the border.

Think before you try and do something as dumb as throwing a plastic sack over hte customs wall, as if there isn't people watching.

I couldn't thank my buddy enough for getting that sack for me and he doesn't even do gear.
 
Well, at least you were able to find the clo. and nolv. I remember you were asking about the names... Sorry about the scare, at least everything worked out in the end though.
 
Now that's what I call a sticky situation.... Throw it over the wall ROFL!!!! Well, it makes for a good thread...

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Making trips to mexico is pretty risky, sometimes the high overhead you pay for domestic is WELL worth it, I never went non-domestic
 
man thats a funny story. im so glad it happened to you and not me. I also had a bad experience in cancun which im not going to go into but I agree with you, order domestic much less trouble.
 
Dude, you have 1200 posts here and this plan was the best one you could put together??? Let me ask you a question: DID YOU OFFER TO PAY THE RUNNER?!?!?!? I mean that seems like a stupid thing to ask, but considering the above thread, I gotta do it. You SHOULD'VE gotten the runner at the place you bought the stuff. You SHOULD have found out if they would do the running at a percentage of the total fee FIRST---thats B4 you bought the stuff. If they wouldn't, then you should've gone to a place that would do it. You dont just go walking up to guys on the street and ask them to be your runner!! MANALIVE! Im not trying to be a dick, but your just lucky that the dude didn't run off with your stuff & sell it to someone else!
 
sorry about the scare looking you are not in jail. there is a lot easier way to do it. but still is funny and I bet the guy throwing it over charged you :) they always do.
 
roidog420 said:
Dude, you have 1200 posts here and this plan was the best one you could put together??? Let me ask you a question: DID YOU OFFER TO PAY THE RUNNER?!?!?!? I mean that seems like a stupid thing to ask, but considering the above thread, I gotta do it. You SHOULD'VE gotten the runner at the place you bought the stuff. You SHOULD have found out if they would do the running at a percentage of the total fee FIRST---thats B4 you bought the stuff. If they wouldn't, then you should've gone to a place that would do it. You dont just go walking up to guys on the street and ask them to be your runner!! MANALIVE! Im not trying to be a dick, but your just lucky that the dude didn't run off with your stuff & sell it to someone else!


1) I didn't 'go around asking people to run it over for me.' When I walked in to mexico people smothered me with questions about what I needed, so I went back there but it was too late and I only talked to one guy, whom said he could get a runner for me but we spent 20 minutes finding his friend before I let him convince me his plan of just throwin it over was safe.

2) How was I supposed to know the pharmacies would have someone run it over for you? Like I said, it was my first time over.

3) how the fuck could the guy run off with my gear? I was standing right next to him when he threw the shit over the wall. My friend is the one that went to the other side and I stood with the guy on the inside of Mexico.


On a side note, I did watch a mexican girl suck a donkeys dick which was quite interesting.
 
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Good story! Hey you got away with it, don't worry about it. I have to give you credit for being able to think on your feet. Alot of people would have panicked in that situation, dropped the ball and got busted.
 
flickenu said:



1) I didn't 'go around asking people to run it over for me.' When I walked in to mexico people smothered me with questions about what I needed, so I went back there but it was too late and I only talked to one guy, whom said he could get a runner for me but we spent 20 minutes finding his friend before I let him convince me his plan of just throwin it over was safe.

2) How was I supposed to know the pharmacies would have someone run it over for you? Like I said, it was my first time over.

3) how the fuck could the guy run off with my gear? I was standing right next to him when he threw the shit over the wall. My friend is the one that went to the other side and I stood with the guy on the inside of Mexico.


On a side note, I did watch a mexican girl suck a donkeys dick which was quite interesting.


If you were as interested in learning what to do while in Mexico to get your gear safely as you are in seeing Donkeys get their dicks sucked, then you might have scored bigtime! Im sure that someone here would have given you some tricks of the trade dont you?
 
roidog420 said:



If you were as interested in learning what to do while in Mexico to get your gear safely as you are in seeing Donkeys get their dicks sucked, then you might have scored bigtime! Im sure that someone here would have given you some tricks of the trade dont you?

Look, if you want to say shit to me about being a fuckin idiot email me. I posted this to share my experience not to hear you try and scold me about what to do with my time. It was a spur of the moment trip all right? I didn't have anything planned out and only had 20 minutes to get ready and go. Next time, just for you, I'll make a thread 3 days before I leave getting ALLL the tips of the trade posted so that whatever agency is reading this can know what to look for.

I got my test, got my nolvadex, and my clomid. I'm a happy camper and lets just leave it at that.
 
flickenu said:


Look, if you want to say shit to me about being a fuckin idiot email me. I posted this to share my experience not to hear you try and scold me about what to do with my time. It was a spur of the moment trip all right? I didn't have anything planned out and only had 20 minutes to get ready and go. Next time, just for you, I'll make a thread 3 days before I leave getting ALLL the tips of the trade posted so that whatever agency is reading this can know what to look for.

I got my test, got my nolvadex, and my clomid. I'm a happy camper and lets just leave it at that.


I DONT think your an idiot. I'm just surprised that you never read any threads on what to do to get gear safely in Mexico man. Considering all the time you've been here and the amount of times that Mexico is discussed and all. No need to get defensive. I guess you figured that everyone would just tell you how funny you are when you posted the thread. It was funny, but it is also probably the dumbest thing I've heard from a elite vet EVER!
 
roidog420 said:



I DONT think your an idiot. I'm just surprised that you never read any threads on what to do to get gear safely in Mexico man. Considering all the time you've been here and the amount of times that Mexico is discussed and all. No need to get defensive. I guess you figured that everyone would just tell you how funny you are when you posted the thread. It was funny, but it is also probably the dumbest thing I've heard from a elite vet EVER!

I don't think it was funny at all. I just thought it was a good story to tell. As for reading threads about mexico, I never had any reason to. I lived in iowa which is a hell of a long ways away from mexico up until 3 weeks ago. I never thought I'd go to mexico sooooo there was no point for me to read the posts about it.

I'm not an elite vet either, post count means nothing.
 
flickenu said:


I don't think it was funny at all. I just thought it was a good story to tell. As for reading threads about mexico, I never had any reason to. I lived in iowa which is a hell of a long ways away from mexico up until 3 weeks ago. I never thought I'd go to mexico sooooo there was no point for me to read the posts about it.

I'm not an elite vet either, post count means nothing.



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for throwing sacks of gear across the border I have found a hammer-style technique is most effective. Select a sack large enough that you have 2-3 feet of fabric between your grip (right over left) and the bundle-o-drugs...this will provide the leverage you need to maximize rotational acceleration. Now label the sack "Sprint PCS cell phones, not drugs." Find a flat dirt area that is not covered with too much donkey shit and proceed to spin on your left heel, keeping arms straight. After three spins block with right foot, and fully extend both lower and upper body, sending sack-o-gear in a high arc. Practice this first with non-controlled substances.
 
On a side note, I did watch a mexican girl suck a donkeys dick which was quite interesting

No fucking way, they still do that shit out there???

Glad you got away bro,, Who tha fuck did you guys call when you used tha phone??

Talk to you later, peace.
 
i went

i dont anymore. but it wasnt shit, the hardest part is finding real gear, and good pharmacias. bringing it accross was never an issue, even at secondary, the dogs are trying to find coke etc. they dont smell the gear, i had a dog smell right where it was. nothing happened.

later......... if you believe me you are stupid
 
don't feel bad. I am to embarrassed to post my mexican blunders.
That 's classic though. threw the bag over the wall! lol!
 
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