My totally bizarre ebay auction

[joverh]

Hell everybody..be the winning bidder on my ebay auction and i will literally transform my body in real life to what you want.. fat, skinny muscular, atheltic.etc...within 6 months and provide a service for you as well... This is really my auction.

http://cgi.ebay.com/TRANSFORM-MY-BO...97QQihZ012QQcategoryZ1469QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[manny78]

Faggot...

 

[samoth]

LET'S GET THIS SPAMMER!!!!!!

 

[theprofessor]

lights out...

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

LET'S GET THIS SPAMMER!!!!!!

TITFCR

HTH

XOXO

 

[JarHed]

What a joke!

 

[heatherrae]

why would anyone pay to have YOUR body transformed? That is some seriously self-centered shit, right there.

 

[gotmilk]

Do you like corn oil as ass lube? Cuz AAP might pay $1000 to split you

 

[alien amp pharm]

Well I would say turn yourself into a skinny guy with a huge gut with a mullet

but you are already there.

 

[heatherrae]

Well I would say turn yourself into a skinny guy with a huge gut with a mullet

but you are already there.

ROFL! hehehe!

 

[AAP]

Can you turn yourself into a dead guy? I would pay to watch that.

 

[nimbus]

i'd pay for him to bulk up to 900 lbs and fight the huge mexican