My thought for the day

[L.A.X]

I have been tossing around an idea for a buddy-comedy-action show lately. It would be in the same mold as Lethal Weapon's Riggs (Mel Gibson) and Murtaugh (Danny Glover), with maybe a little Shaft thrown in. It would follow two detectives from the Boogie Down Bronx, Detectives Studio Jackson and Prolific Jones. These two would be from the streets, and while bashing neighborhood knuckleheads, they would add a little sensitivity because, you know, it's their hood too. It would star the very underated Ol' Dirty Bastard as Studio Jackson and Michael Rappaport as Prolific Jones. KRS1 would co-star as Ack Right, the neighborhood thug with a soft spot for the kids. Sure he sells the kids crystal meth, but he hosts holiday parties for them too, where he hands out coats. Macauley Culkin would be Squealy Nettles, the neighborhood snitch, aka prison bitch. With this small ensemble cast I think I could a put on a show that would be bigger than Ice T's show, New York Undercover. I would also have a mad police sergeant, a hooker and a wisecracking hot dog vendor named Mahmoud "Admiral" Ackbar.

I don't seem to have a nose hair problem except when I have a runny nose. Apparently snot is natures hair gel, because it just pastes those little guys right outside the cave. If I could somehow get some people to eat hot peppers and bottle their snot, I think the hippie market would really buy into my "all natural hair gel". I could be rich and help the environment. No need to test my hair gel on animals, it's snot. No harmful chemicals to pollute the environment, it's snot.

I'm a Hustla Baby...I just want you to know. It aint where I've been, But where I'm about to go!!!!