My petite little woman doesn't want to go out anymore.

[plifter]

I guess she really was freaked about the Winona Ryder skirt. Damn, look what happens when I try to do something nice!
I'm going to treat my next date like dirt. Then she'll probably never leave.
Women are strange.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

lol...plifter...my GOldberg offer still stands sugar

 

[MP5]

Just smack her around and tell her you only hit her cause you love her. She will understand.

 

[satanic goatslayer]

I second MP5, but add a croquet mallet into the mix.

 

[GinNJuice]

Just smack her around and tell her you only hit her cause you love her. She will understand.

LOL.... I went to my 10 H.S. reunion a few weeks ago..... there was the dude who WAS a skinny little dickhead in highshool and was an asshole to all the girls.... but they were all over him


Now he's a fat slob and still a dickhead

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

why don't you try stalking WInonna and tell her your story...maybe she'll find your "admiration" cute?

 

[TheSalami]

did you fuck her?

 

[Milhouse]

Women are strange like that.
Personally when I say things like..
-I am intersted in getting to know you better
-Your very pretty
-I want to be more then friends
-I like you alot......
well they run like hell sometimes.

When I say things like...
-I will call you when I feel like it
-I dont give a shit of your interested or not cause there are tons of chicks out there that are
=I wanna fuck you
-I am going out with your sister, live with it
-I am not intersted in a relationship, just sex.....
well they call and call and call and want to make me a boyfriend and settle down.

Oh well, us guys aint any better.

 

[Slice of Peach2]

I guess she really was freaked about the Winona Ryder skirt. Damn, look what happens when I try to do something nice!
I'm going to treat my next date like dirt. Then she'll probably never leave.
Women are strange.

Don't do that!!!! Damn you!!!

Plifter, you just moved a little too fast. Next time slow down. Take it slow, you probably scared her.

 

[velvett]

Pooh!

All i have to say is...


NEXT!


Move on to the next one and don't chance who you are and how you act.