My petite little woman doesn't want to go out anymore.

[Slice of Peach2]

Pooh!

All i have to say is...


NEXT!


Move on to the next one and don't chance who you are and how you act.

Well, of course I agree with velvette, but I just think he should slow down a little, there is a difference between giving a woman flowers and a skirt.

 

[velvett]

Well, of course I agree with velvette, but I just think he should slow down a little, there is a difference between giving a woman flowers and a skirt.

OOPS!

Yup, I totally agree.

New gal
Slow down
don't scare her off...

 

[plifter]

did you fuck her?

That's even worse, I never even got laid. I thought getting her an expensive skirt from some famous designer that was owned by a movie star would earn me some pussy.

 

[BO-CEPHUS]

That's even worse, I never even got laid. I thought getting her an expensive skirt from some famous designer that was owned by a movie star would earn me some pussy.

So you thought she was shallow?

 

[plifter]

So you thought she was shallow?

I didn't think she was shallow. I just think she misunderstood me. I'm the type of person that takes a while to get to know and I've found that most women aren't patient enough to stick around long enough to get to know me.

 

[Latimer]

Time to go out an get yourself a heifer.

 

[ceo]

Time to go out an get yourself a heifer.

Err...well, everybody knows that fat chicks are like scooters;
fun to ride...but ya never wanna be seen on one!!!

 

[MP5]

I think a nice present in this case would be a pair of crotchless panties. Or perhaps you could buy her a large black dildo. Just a thought...

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

MP5...your are a smooth talkin' rico suave....I know you must have a harem of women up there in Colorado......



P.S. Don't take this as sounding insensitive, but have you gotten another dog yet?

 

[Y_lifter]

What a fucking bitch!
Regardless of the fact that the present you gave her was kinda different or weird, it was a gift from you.
You took time to get it for her. More than most would do.
I say good riddance to bad rubbish.