my penis is chapped

[Sub-Zero]

its been chapped since last saturday when it burned super fucking bad

it started getting better and i had a rough masturbation session today and now it is tender and really red on the tip.

i used a new lotion i had stolen from my mom that im worried upset the natural equilibrium of my peeniss. do you think i have a yeast infection or chapped?

what can i do?

is this normal?

will it go away?

is this the symtpoms of an std? i heard u can catch those from toilet seats

 

[sublime35]

Aids

 

[PICK3]

thanks for sharing

 

[biteme]

its been chapped since last saturday when it burned super fucking bad

it started getting better and i had a rough masturbation session today and now it is tender and really red on the tip.

i used a new lotion i had stolen from my mom that im worried upset the natural equilibrium of my peeniss. do you think i have a yeast infection or chapped?

what can i do?

is this normal?

will it go away?

LOL. I remember those days. Beating off so much that you rub it raw. It will go away.

is this the symtpoms of an std? i heard u can catch those from toilet seats

LOL. I remember those days. Beating off so much that you rub it raw. It will go away

 

[the-short-one]

lmao!

Where are the experienced masturbators when you need them? Damn men. I'm sure Dial_Tone can answer that one for you.

 

[Sub-Zero]

LOL. I remember those days. Beating off so much that you rub it raw. It will go away

this is more than usual scabbed rawness, its inflamed, almost like a rash and burns a little bit, like rugburn all over my dick dipped in alchohol

 

[nycgirl]

Did the lotion have a fragrance in it? It may be an allergic reaction.

 

[Island Son]

you really need a doctor, it's an E. Coli infection like you hear on the news.
to prepare a blocking serum, the doc has to get a sample of whoever's feces it came from.

 

[Dial_tone]

lmao!

Where are the experienced masturbators when you need them? Damn men. I'm sure Dial_Tone can answer that one for you.

Rollo (that's his name) never gets chapped. I spank it with Vaseline 90% of the time.....50% more skin softening than the leading brand!

 

[PICK3]

you really need a doctor, it's an E. Coli infection like you hear on the news.
to prepare a blocking serum, the doc has to get a sample of whoever's feces it came from.

lmao!

P'WNED

 

[redguru]

you really need a doctor, it's an E. Coli infection like you hear on the news.
to prepare a blocking serum, the doc has to get a sample of whoever's feces it came from.

Nicely played

You deserve a hearty golf clap for that one.

 

[Lestat]

goldendelicious will be able to diagnose this I'm sure.

 

[AAP]

Hard to tell.... post a pic so we can have a better idea.

 

[Lestat]

Hard to tell.... post a pic so we can have a better idea.

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Hope it wasn't some acid laced wrinkle cream. LOL. You might want to be more picky in your lube. Why don't you try a girl friend? Or you one of those repressed gay guys? I say that because the gay guys don't seem to have problems finding sex.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

goldendelicious will be able to diagnose this I'm sure.

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

 

[Lestat]

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

you are an asset to the board man.

 

[Itsadeepburn]

Squeeze lemon juice and pepper sauce on your hands....I promise you will quit touching it enough for it to heal

 

[HumorMe]

This is by far one of the funniest threads I have read in awhile and please forgive for laughing at your expense Sublime.

 

[novamanms]

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

To supplement that:

If it burns, it's raw. If it itches and looks like a pink pickle, its a yeast infection.

 

[BuildUp]

ever been checked for std's

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol smartarse, i can too

sublime, go to the pharmacy or supermarket and get some nappy/diaper-rash cream (the stuff they use on babies with diaper rash) apply it several times a day and try to give your dick some exposure to air (ie lounge around/sleep naked) and most importantly...dont aggravate it anymore, alright. leave the poor guy alone instead of beating the shit out of him

i could sit here diagnosing exactly what has caused it, but chances are its a multifactorial thing and besides, the solution is going to be the same as what i said above, so stop wasting time and just do it.

if you cant get the cream and its nighttime there, just sleep naked. oh, and dont wash it with soap. just use water.

and yes, washing it for 10 minutes until orgasm counts as playing with yourself. dont do it

thank u man i woke up and its better just still a bit messd up ill go get that baby stuff thanks

 

[Sub-Zero]

To supplement that:

If it burns, it's raw. If it itches and looks like a pink pickle, its a yeast infection.

it burns, it used to itch a bit, but when it comes down to it it feels like its covered in fireant bites it burns like a horrible sunburn

 

[Sub-Zero]

ever been checked for std's

i took on eat the dr's office to look cool bu tthey lost it (probably lost int on purpsoe cause im a virgin and they didnt wanna waste their time sending it out)

 

[gjohnson5]

its been chapped since last saturday when it burned super fucking bad

it started getting better and i had a rough masturbation session today and now it is tender and really red on the tip.

i used a new lotion i had stolen from my mom that im worried upset the natural equilibrium of my peeniss. do you think i have a yeast infection or chapped?

what can i do?

is this normal?

will it go away?

is this the symtpoms of an std? i heard u can catch those from toilet seats

Females with a penis need alot more help then that...