My options for tonight, folks

[awittyusername]

Go to the party. There will be girls there that you know nothing about. That is important because it means they know nothing about you either!!!!

Exactly what I was going to say. I should have known my man slat would have it covered.

Foxygel, when I was your age I was not good looking/popular/etc. So, all I did was goto other schools parties...parties I wasn't even invited to...clubs where no one knew me. Because, all the girls from my school knew I wasn't cool. But, I discovered I could convince almost any girl I met that I was cool. However, I only had a 2 hr window. After 2 hrs....they could figure out I wasn't cool. So, if I couldn't close in 2 hrs...I got the fuck out of dodge.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

bunchs mofos giving advice from your PC on a Saturday night

 

[Eringobraugh]

Exactly what I was going to say. I should have known my man slat would have it covered.

Foxygel, when I was your age I was not good looking/popular/etc. So, all I did was goto other schools parties...parties I wasn't even invited to...clubs where no one knew me. Because, all the girls from my school knew I wasn't cool. But, I discovered I could convince almost any girl I met that I was cool. However, I only had a 2 hr window. After 2 hrs....they could figure out I wasn't cool. So, if I couldn't close in 2 hrs...I got the fuck out of dodge.

Holy shit, did your car turn into a pumpkin at midnight too?

 

[Sub-Zero]

Exactly what I was going to say. I should have known my man slat would have it covered.

Foxygel, when I was your age I was not good looking/popular/etc. So, all I did was goto other schools parties...parties I wasn't even invited to...clubs where no one knew me. Because, all the girls from my school knew I wasn't cool. But, I discovered I could convince almost any girl I met that I was cool. However, I only had a 2 hr window. After 2 hrs....they could figure out I wasn't cool. So, if I couldn't close in 2 hrs...I got the fuck out of dodge.

haha awsome

 

[awittyusername]

bunchs mofos giving advice from your PC on a Saturday night

Holy shit, did your car turn into a pumpkin at midnight too?

Both of these deserve a LOL

 

[RADAR]

RADAR

 

[Gambino]

RADAR

lol

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

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[evansteve]

ok folks, I got a big surprise for you all:

Neither of the two girls called back. Also I felt like I wasnt in the mood to go to any parties, and also I told my friend the night before that I'd hang with him, so I hung out with him instead, and it was alright.

but the good news is that I didnt ingest hundreds of calories from alcohol.

 

[needtogetaas]

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