damn, write a book.....lot less work and you'll probably have an easier time publishing that than getting a script through. You can always convert the book to a script later.
Well since I'm already in my 30's and at least half of my hair is currently grey you wouldn't have to age me to play a 38yo.
Although I would never drive a ford and Wizard of Oz is in my top five least favorite movies. Oh and anyone who has ever met me wouldn't believe that I was ever married or procreated.
So how about toxic waste deformed monster? I wouldn't even need much makeup for that.