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my nephew and milk

stilleto

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my nephew is staying with me and claims to be lactose intolerant. that lactaid stuff is expensive, so i buy regular milk and pour it into the lactaid container, figuring he won't know the difference.
so after three days of him puking and crying and finally asking to go to the hospital, i tell him i've been giving him milk. he's mad at me, but too bad.

now, this morning, he used gin in his cereal to get back at me, knowing that gin is a lot more expensive than fake milk.

when he wakes up again i'm gonna kill him.
 
SublimeZM said:
you should staple his buttcheeks together, so when he goes to poop it smooshes and gets all messy


yeah, then guess who has to clean that up?

me.

no thanks. i let him sit on the bowl and give him a bucket to puke in and he's fine for a few hours.
 
stilleto said:
yeah, then guess who has to clean that up?

me.

no thanks. i let him sit on the bowl and give him a bucket to puke in and he's fine for a few hours.


oh. man thats just wrong
 
foreigngirl said:
oh. man thats just wrong
i wonder if radar is gunna do anything about this thread.

naw he wont, because most likely it doesnt personally offend him. only those threads are dealt with by him :heart:
 
SublimeZM said:
i wonder if radar is gunna do anything about this thread.

naw he wont, because most likely it doesnt personally offend him. only those threads are dealt with by him :heart:
what are you so mad at him?
 
pintoca said:
Holy Shit Stilleto, you are DEVIL INCARNATE

yes, evil.
:)
hey, i'm a good uncle- i give the kid beer whenever he wants it, money for 'girls', and on saturdays i drop him off at the mall for the entire day and well into the evening. he's a happy kid.
btw sublime, radar won't delete this, why would he?
 
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