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My neighborhood is being overrun by asians

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Honda's and Infiniti's and Toyota's are running rampant down my streets. I was the first person to build my house in this neighborhood and I, strategically, purchased a lot on a cul-de-sac. The neighborhood is nearly full and as I drove home today I noticed a large group of gang members gathering at the end of my cul-de-sac. This was nothing serious but a large group of asians, 10-15 year olds on skateboards, jumping off my curb. I also noticed a small gathering of asian females in my driveway coloring on my FUCKING driveway with chalk, now I look like I'm housing a gay clan in my basement.

I called an exterminator but he hung up on me when I explained my problem being asians.

Does anyone know how to get rid of them?
 
Someone please explain to me the fascination they have with the fat annoying mufflers that sound like my lawn mower.
 
cindylou said:
there is nothing you can do about the ones in the street


Spray the ones in your driveway with water they hate that
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shall I purchase a high powered power washer for this job? It seems a garden hose will not get the full effect I'm wanting. I'm looking for one that will rip paint off car doors.
 
Start shitting in your yard and driveway

...that should keep them away.
 
slat1 said:
MMMMMMmmmmm teen Asian girls!
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you have this confused. They were not even teens, the females were about 7-8 years old, the boys and their "leader" were a little older. I think I may have been able to take the leader but he was probably strapping so I ran inside and shut my garage door immediately and shut all my blinds.
 
heatherrae said:
You are upset at little girls with sidewalk chalk? lol.
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they can color all they want on their driveway but not mine. I got some kind of chinese lettering and rainbows and hopscotch on my driveway. Can I sue?
 
the_clockwork said:
they can color all they want on their driveway but not mine. I got some kind of chinese lettering and rainbows and hopscotch on my driveway. Can I sue?
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You stuffy old curmudgeon. LOL
 
heatherrae said:
You stuffy old curmudgeon. LOL
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what if I ever go out and bring a girl home? Pull up to my house and she sees that? She's either going to think a.) I have kids or b.) I'm pick3 gay and like to color with sidewalk chalk.. both result in me not getting laid! :worried:
 
the_clockwork said:
they can color all they want on their driveway but not mine. I got some kind of chinese lettering and rainbows and hopscotch on my driveway. Can I sue?
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I agree. I was not allowed to play in anyone's yard but mine, unless I had permission from the people that owned it.

I'm very annoyed by kids that play in my yard. Its rude, and the parents need to freaking learn how to parent!

I had all these kids sledding in my yard last winter. I finally had to yell at them and the parents. Get the fuck out of my yard.

lol
 
I'm going to murder one of them until the pack learns they could be next
 
They are probably writing "white ass cracka who loves cock lives here" in Chinese.
 
cindylou said:
I agree. I was not allowed to play in anyone's yard but mine, unless I had permission from the people that owned it.

I'm very annoyed by kids that play in my yard. Its rude, and the parents need to freaking learn how to parent!

I had all these kids sledding in my yard last winter. I finally had to yell at them and the parents. Get the fuck out of my yard.

lol
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Grumpy!



lol.
 
alien amp pharm said:
They are probably writing "white ass cracka who loves cock lives here" in Chinese.
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I can't decipher it. I called my asian friend and she said "I'm vietnamese, jesus you people are dumb, we don't all know chinese"... This has been a really hectic day.
 
What heatherrae is not mentioning is that if something was to happen to one of these kids on your property you can and probably will get sued.

Thanks to sue-happy America you can lose a lot by allowing people onto your property.

Thank you attorneys!
 
should I white trash it up and put a chain-link fence around the front yard?
 
the_clockwork said:
I can't decipher it. I called my asian friend and she said "I'm vietnamese, jesus you people are dumb, we don't all know chinese"... This has been a really hectic day.
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There is no such language as "chinese." There is Mandarin and Cantonese and then a bunch of regional dialects that no one understands...lol.

So tell your vietnamese friend he's dumb. Oh yeah, and I want a french manicure when he's not busy...lol.
 
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